Built Ford Tough vs Alice's Wonder Team

Built Ford Tough is USAgent, Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Moltar, Diego, Cowboy Curtis, and Sardaukar #1-6.

Alice’s Wonder Team is Vampire #1-8.

Built Ford Tough is teleported to the hot sands of the Jundland Waste, where they are met by… no one. “What the hell is going on? We’re not early are we?” asks USAgent. “That’s impossible. We’re Built Ford Tough,” responds Han Solo. Just then Vampire #1 leaps out from beneath the sand and bites the neck of Cowboy Curtis, killing him. He then lunges at Diego, but instead gets a mouthful of USAgent’s shield. Indiana Jones then comes over and finishes off the Undead by pouring his canteen on Vampire #1’s face, washing off the sunscreen he was wearing, which had an SPF of 1,000,000,000 (which we all know by its more traditional name of Mustard). “How did you know that he was wearing sunscreen?” asks USAgent. “Well why you were giving him taste of your shield, I noticed that we were actually standing on the remains of Vampires #2-8,” says Indiana Jones. “But how did they die before the match even started?” asks Harrison Ford. “Tattooine has two suns. Vampire #1 must have been the only one smart enough to put sunscreen on before the match,” Indiana says to his team. “Good, I was worried that I was going to miss the CHiPs marathon on TV Land,” says Moltar.

BUILT FORD TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!