team vs foamers

Team is… Red Sun Superman, Solaris The Tyrant Sun, Thanoseid, Imperiex, Gladiator Voltron, Leader 1, Cop-Tur, Crasher, Cybertronian Guardian #1-6, Mega Man X, Proto Man, Electro Man, Flash Man, and Cock Sneak Goombas #7 & 8 •
 The transfoamers are… Ghosts 1-7, Hammer Bros. 17-22, Rebel Trooper 1, Votari 1-5, Rob Bartlett, Jedi Padawan, Metallica: James Hetfield with Darth lightsaber, Lars Ulrich with Atlas, Kirk Hammett with heat axe, Jason Newsted with halbeard, Immel #15, Pac Man, Ms. Pac Man, Baby Pac Man, Expendables: Barney Ross, Lee Xmas, Yin Yang, Gunner Johnson, Toll Road, Hale Caesar, Tool, Losers: Aisha, Clay, Jesnson, Pooch, Roque, Cougar, Art Bishop, Agent Colson and Maria Hill, Marcellus Wallace, Jules and Vincent Vega, Fremen 58-63 Decepticons 8-10, Decepticons 8-10, All cramped in an Imperial Shuttle

The two teams have agreed pre fight to engage in unarmed hand to hand combat. Red Sun Superman has dismantled the imperial shuttle and used its pieces to construct a giant floating octagon. Proto Man and Immel #15 are the first to square off. Proto Man moves around the outside in a wide southpaw stance, stepping back, out of the way of Immel’s punches. The two trade leg kicks and Immel #15 goes up high with a side kick before faking a shot. Proto Man jumps just as his opponent leans forward and cracks Immels’ jaw with a perfectly placed flying knee. Immel #15 crashes to the ground and is powerless to defend as Proto Man caves in his skull with thunderous left hands.

 Flash Man and Hetfield are next. Hetfield rushes in and Flash Man lands a solid right hand. Flash Man closes the distance and lands a left hook and right hand. Hetfield lands a knee. Hetfield delivers an outside leg kick but Flash Man counters with a left hand. Flash Man lands an overhand right. Flash Man lands a kick to the body that hurts Hetfield. Flash Man lands a knee to the body. Flash Man works the body with punches. Flash Man lands a kick to the body and Hetfield collapses to the canvas. Flash Man finishes with a soccer kick that decapitates Hetfield.

 Lars Ulrich Looks for revenge as he takes on Flash Man. Lars takes the center of the cage and decks Flash Man with a standing elbow as he steps to the outside. He backs Flash Man away with a pair of rangy punches, but Flash Man comes back to sting him with a hard left. Flash Man is aggressive now, cracking Ulrich with another left and chasing him around the outside. Lars is on the retreat, dodging punishment from Flash Man, until he slows Him with a right off the cage. A left hook stops Flash Man for a moment, but he catches a low kick from Lars and shoves him off. Flash Man closes in on his man with a left hook. Both men swing and miss, then Flash Man -- who is bleeding from the corner of his right eye -- tags Ulrich with a left. Flash Man has Ulrich in trouble on the fence with more punches, then he grabs the Thai plum and works knees up the middle. They break and meet in the middle, where Ulrich unleashes a combo which finishes with a brutal left hand to Flash Man’s liver. Flash Man crumbles. Lars jumps on top and slams Flash Man with left hands. Flash man grabs hold of the drummer’s wrists and slows the offense, then throws up his legs for a triangle. Flash Man has it in deep, but Ulrich goes to his knees and slips loose. Ulrich sticks Flash Man with a stiff right straight as they move to the outside quickly. Ulrich swarms with knees which mostly go off Flash Man’s forearms; one gets through, however, and it seems to have busted up Flash Man’s nose. Flash Man is on his knees, spraying blood on the canvas while Lars unloads with punches. Red Sun Superman calls for Flash Man to fight back; he doesn’t, and Ulrich finishes off the villain with thumping elbows to the body and one skull shattering leg drop.

 Red Sun Superman is furious and step’s up looking to stop the foamers from gaining any momentum. RS Superman calls out the expendables. Barney Ross and RS Superman inch toward one another in the middle of the cage, Ross swings a right hand just over RS Superman’s head. Ross shoots in and gets stuffed by RS Superman, who grabs a front headlock and rips Barney’s head off. Yin Yang bombards the Russian with a flurry of punches against the cage but is sent reeling by a right hook. Yin yang emerges steady but bloodied, walking Superman to the other side of the cage, where he’s dropped by an uppercut and then squashed like a bug with a right stomp. Lee Xmas is loading up on his right hand, waiting for RS Superman to walk into his range. RS Superman is bloodied around the left eye, but it doesn’t seem to be affecting him. Xmas lands an overhand right-left uppercut and moves forward on Superman. RS Superman is in trouble after taking a right hook behind the ear, on his knees, defending an onslaught from Xmas. He gets to his feet and begins winging right hands while Xmas begins stringing combinations together. Xmas comes inside with a flurry and clinches Superman, and starts kneeing at the Kryptonian’s legs. Xmas tries to exit with a big shot and leaves himself open to a Kryptonian flurry. An uppercut has Xmas covering up on the fence while Superman rips away with punches to the body and arms. Xmas escapes with a nice left hand of his own and shows his freshness by dancing away from Superman. Xmas blitzes with long punches which don’t land but allow him to tie up again. Superman reverses the position, though, and bloodies Lee’s nose further with punches. Xmas pushes away and lands a massive right hand on Superman’s temple. The Kryptonian falls to his side dead.

 Pac Man is pumped after watching his teammate take out the man of steal and decided to call out Thanoseid. Pac Man is trying to work his jab while Thanoseid swings power punches, neither man landing clean. Charging in to throw an overhand left, Thanoseid runs straight into a counter overhand right from Pac Man. The punch has Thanoseid dead on impact, falling flat on his back in the middle of the cage. Pac Man crashes down with one additional right hand before taking a victory lap around the cage. Proto Man steps up and tries to get his team back in the game with a win over Art Bishop. The two box stiffly around the cage, Bishop getting inside to pop Proto Man with a hard right uppercut. They circle some more and Bishop walks Proto Man into the fence, then clips him with a straight right on the temple. The punch doesn’t look like much, but Proto Man goes down like a heap of bricks, flat on his face, and Bishop pounces. Bishop snaps Proto Mans neck like a pro and then has a seat on the bench.

 Megaman X and Rob Bartlett touch gloves and Bartlett flurries. Mega Man tries to leap in with a knee and Bartlett fends him off with punches. A right hand down the pipe lands for Bartlett, then a two-piece combo. Rob times a leg kick and comes over the top with a nasty right hand which puts Mega Man on the floor. Bartlett goes wild and gives chase as Mega Man scrambles to his feet and tries to recover on the fence. Mega Man can’t evade the punishment for long and a big right uppercut sends him down again. Bartlett turns out Mega Man X’s lights with a few more right hands and then covers his nose and mouth with his hand until he stops twitching.

 Solaris The Tyrant Sun and Marcellus Wallace are the next to throw down. Solaris strikes first, blitzing Marcellus with fast hands on the fence, but Wallace strikes back just as fast and drops Solaris with a countershot. Solaris gets up and eats a knee from Marcellus, who goes down a second later after a hard punch from Solaris. The frantic pace slows about a minute in and they separate off the cage. They trade big left hooks, then Marcellus comes forward with another which dazes Solaris. Now it’s Solaris landing a short hook which staggers Marcellus, who pushes Solaris into the fence momentarily. Solaris moves Marcellus clockwise around the outside and catches him with a counter right. Solaris works a couple leg kicks as he closes in on Marcellus, moving toward the cage. Marcellus circles out and a feint moves Solaris backward. Outside leg kick lands for Solaris and she rushes in to clip Marcellus with a right hook. Marcellus floors Solaris with a right of his own, but Solaris is instantly back on her feet, wobbling Marcellus with a barrage of punches. She walks Marcellus around the outside, picking away with leg kicks and covering up as Wallace comes forward to swing hooks. Wallace pulls up short on a counter as Solaris delivers a hard outside leg kick. Nice counter right from Solaris as she cuts an angle off a Wallace hook. Solaris is back to kicking as they resume but Wallace backs her off with a hook. Solaris catches Wallace with a right hand, answered by a slapping head kick by the Gangster. Solaris sends a couple straight rights down the pipe and slips out. Marcellus puts a right hand on Solaris’s nose and a left hook behind her ear. Solaris hits the deck and is dazed, Marcellus picks her up and breaks her back like bane did to batman.

 After another one of their star players goes down team has a team meeting and decide to take the rest of their team back to team base before they don’t have anyone left to call a team.