The Empire Vs. The Royal Highness

The Empire:

Black Lantern Dark Phoenix, Black Lantern Colossus, Mother Askani, In Betweener ,Lord Chaos, Master Order, Black Zero (DC),Superman Jr., Batman Jr. ,Full Spectrum Kyle Rayner, Indigo Lantern Sinestro, Trygon, Predator #50, Lavos, Black Zero Mega Man, Victory Saber (combined Victory Leo and Star Saber), Black Zarak, Buzz Lightyear

Royal Highness:

Metron, Yellow Lantern Fatality, The Ideon, The Astronomer (Marvel elder of the universe),  The Grandmaster (Marvel elder),  Nova(richard rider) w/worldmind,  Invincible, Miracleman (Marvelman), Phantom Stranger, Apollo (The Authority),  Q2, Black Lantern Loki,  Suprema w/blue lantern ring,  Looney Tunes Gremlins #1-6 in an imperial shuttle,  Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Apollo in an a-wing.

Space. The vast limitless expanse. Comprised of countless planets, stars, and galaxies, it provides endless opportunities for excitement and adventure. Not today though, as we will be in the boring corner of the universe.

An a-wing packed with Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Apollo comes racing through a wormhole.  It slows down and just floats right outside the wormhole.

“Alright, I think we are in the clear.” Says Apollo, who is sitting on Hollywood Hulk Hogan’s lap, as there isn’t really much room in an a-wing.

“Well what do we do now?” asks Hulk Hogan

“We wait.”

Apollo thinks about how great a manjob would be right now. What is that? It’s what FFL characters give each other to relieve the stress of a long and grueling season.

The two sit quietly gazing upon the stars. The universe is a beautiful place, especially when you have someone special to share it with. Apollo, seizing the opportunity, turns to Hulk Hogan.

“You know, with all of the time we have been spending together lately, I think I’m starting to develop fee…”

No, too soon. That won’t work. Let’s slow things down.

The two sit quietly gazing upon the stars. The universe is a beautiful place, especially when you have a buddy to share it with. Apollo, seizing the opportunity, turns to Hulk Hogan.

“You’re a cool dude, Hulk Hogan.” Says Apollo

“Right on brother”

The two wait patiently, more time passes.

Apollo attempts to start some conversation.

“So, uh Mr. Hogan, are you seeing anyone back in the locker room?”

Just then the phantom stranger, miracleman, invincible, and an imperial shuttle carrying Looney Tunes Gremlins #1-6 comes through the wormhole followed closely by Superman Jr., Batman Jr., Full Spectrum Kyle Rayner, and Indigo Lantern Sinestro. No sooner are they out of the wormhole when an asteroid field suddenly runs right through them killing all of them.

“I’m just focusin’ on each match and getting’ a win” replies Hulk Hogan

Apollo smiles on the inside.

BL Dark Phoenix, BL colossus, mother askani, and the In Betweener emerge from the wormhole. They see the a-wing and head straight towards it.

“What do we do?!?!?” cries Apollo

“Our mission is to stand our ground!” screams Hulk Hogan

The two hold each other tightly.

Before they reach the a-wing The Elders of the Universe Astronomer and Grandmaster catch up with them.

“You may have taken the rest of our team but you will not be getting us!” exclaims the In-betweener. Death appears and takes with him the elders.

“That’s cute” says Q2 who snaps his fingers and kills the remaining members of the Empire

Relieved, Apollo and Hulk Hogan exhale a sigh of relief.

“You know, you’re alright my brother.” says Hulk Hogan.

Apollo smiles on the outside.

Metron, Yellow Lantern Fatality, The Ideon, BL Loki, and Suprema emerge from the wormhole. Shortly after, Nova flies through the wormhole and closes it.

“Mission Complete.”

On the other side of the galaxy, Buzz Lightyear wanders aimlessly through space. All of his teammates are dead, and even the enemy has forgotten about him. He died of a broken heart.