S7W5 - Real Man's Rabble Rousers vs. Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family

The Rabble Rousers are: Topspin and Twin Twist, Hardhead and Duros, Hybrow and Gort, Siren and Quig, Junkeon #13 and 14, Snapdragon and Crunk, Runabout and Runamok, Slugslinger and Caliburst, Trigger Happy and Blowpipe, Movie Wreckers- Leadfoot, Roadbuster, Topspin, Movie Skids and Mudflap, Movie Arcee, Chromia and Elita One, Movie Dreads - Crankcase, Crowbar and Hatchet, Movie Shockwave and Driller, Vehicle Voltron- Air Team, Sea Team and Land Team, Bloodpack: Nyssa, Asad, Rheinhardt, Chupa, Snowman, Priest, Verlaine and Lighthammer, Iceman and Slider, Van Helsing, Chucky and Tiffany, Pac Man, Ms. Pac Man and Baby Pac Man, Decepticon 8, 9 and 10,

Neo Cymek # 20.

The Super Kitties are: Primus, Supergirl, The Jokester w/ his pet monkey:  Harley Quinn, Aunt May, and Baby Buck in a Ferrari GTO, Kyle Houslander (w a devil lance and mithril vest) and Zachary Houslander (w/ a demon rod) in a Ferrari 360 Modena (9 deaths), Flashpoint Batman (Thomas Wayne) in a Bell P-63 KingCobra, Larfleeze, Red X (Dick Grayson version) in a Bell P-63 KingCobra, Red X (other version) and Storm Trooper #49 in a Land Speeder, (Kingdom Come) Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl, Kid Flash, Mas y Menos, Monarch, Man-bat, Mr. Majestic, (Kingdom Come) Hawkman, (Kingdom Come) Lady Marvel, (Kingdom Come) King Marvel, (Kingdom Come) Power Woman, Krypto:  The Super Dog, Red Hulk, Warmaster Tsavong Lah, Jedi Master Stass Allie and Mala the Wookie in a Light Plane, Vampire Assajj Ventress and Feral in Stephen King's "Christine", Wario on a Scooter, Ariana Dumbledore, Aberforth Dumbledore, Regulus Arcturus Black, Rebastan LeStrange, Rodolphus LeStrange, Peeta Malark (w/ Jarnborn (Thor's Axe), Mystery Inc.:  Fred, Velma, Daphne (w/ a star wand), Velma, Scooby-Doo, and Scooby-Dumb in a Fire Truck, Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Arjan Darkscale, Bagwa, Groudious Maximus.

The battle starts high above in space.  Supergirl is helping Primus defend off an attack from The Air team of Vehicle Voltron, Topspin, Sluglinger & Caliburst and Triggerhappy & Blowpipe.  Supergirl is surprised to see Triggerhappy & Blowpipe holding their own against her.  She usually has no problems with dismantling a simple transformer.  But as she hears the explosion behind her, She realizes their job was to keep her occupied while the others did the dirty work.  It was a one way mission for the Rabble Rousers and they knew it.  After Triggerhappy is killed with a quick shot of energy from Supergirl’s heat vision, She remained the sole survivor in space as she watches the burning remains of Primus float off into the distance.  Primus was able to get a blast of energy off before he died and Supergirl heads toward the waters of the Playoff Planet to investigate.

The entire lake is boiling.  One shot of energy was all it took to send the temperature of the lake skyrocketing and steam is billowing out into the sky.  Supergirl lands next to her teammate Wonder Girl.  Screams can be heard from all around.  

“What happened.  Where do we stand?” Supergirl asks

“Us kids were all dispatched to take care of the forces at the water.  That shot from Primus was unexpected but I think it might have helped us.” Wonder Girl replies.

Supergirl looks around.  She can tell right away that they lost quite a few.  She sees the remains of Baby Bucky, Man-Bat, Kid-Flash, Both Red X’s, Krypto, and Stormtrooper #49 are all dead on the ground.  However, the Rabble Rousers did not escape unscathed either.  Dead for them were Sea Team Voltron,Van Helsing, Chucky and Tiffany, Iceman & Slider, and the Pac Man family.

“Wow, what a mess” says Supergirl.

“No Kidding.  What’s the intel on the Rabble Rousers position? Do we have a rally point? asks Wonder Girl.

“There are a ton of robots in the city center.  I think they started every transformer.  It’s gonna be tough” says Supergirl.

“Oh great, just what I wanted to do was face a 9 death Megatron today…” sighs Wonder Girl

“No worries,” smiles Supergirl “He didn’t get the start today.

The two girls head off to the Jungle to round up everyone else for the fight in the city.  They have to keep their wits about them.  It is harder to see someone sneaking up on you in the forest than it is in water or space.  

“Stop!” Supergirl whispers sternly.  “Who is that up ahead?”

Standing about 50 yards in front of them they see the creepy smiling grin of a man with a crown on.  He is holding out a cheeseburger on a silver plate.

“That burger looks good.” says Wonder Girl

“Don’t you know that fast food makes girls fart?” Says a voice from behind them.  Startled, the girls turn to see Peeta Melark coming toward them.

“You scared me Peeta” says Supergirl in a flirty tone.  Peeta launches Jarnborn through the air and it lunges into the chest of the Burger King.

“We need to all regroup in the city center.” Wonder Girl says updating Peeta on the team plans.  “Anyone else in here?”

“Don’t think so.  I have been here for 2 weeks and haven’t seen anyone.” Peeta replies

Just then, They hear the voice of Katniss Everdeen crying out for Peeta to help her.  Peeta cannot resist and takes off blindly through the woods.  The love that the baker’s son has is so blind that he doesn’t stop to remember that Katniss plays for the Commandos.  He sees a dying Katniss lying on the ground begging for his help. As he rushes to her side, he now realizes he has been deceived by Decepticon #10.  The ambush is fast and coordinated.  The Bloodpack emerges from the shadows and Peeta can barely get back to his axe.  He manages to only kill Decepticon #9 and Nyssa.  Arriving late, Wonder Girl and Supergirl dispose of Decepticon 8 & 10 as well as Asad, and Snowman.  The coolest D&D crew shows up just in time to swap deaths with the rest of the bloodpack.  Evette kills Lighthammer as Priest avenges him.  Priest and Verlaine are then disposed of by Arjan Darkscale.  Dr. Boom Boom Pow crushes Chupa’s skull in and Rheinhardt runs him through.  Bagwa, riding on the broad shoulders of the mighty Groudious Maximus stabs Rheinhardt in the top of the head killing him.  The two stop in front of the superhero teens.

“Pelor has shined his blessings upon us this day!”  Bagwa says to the two.

“Uhh… Right.” says Supergirl.  “What does that mean?  Is that like some stupid joke that only the nerdiest of nerds will understand?”

“We don’t have much time.  Everyone is meeting in the city.  We need to kill a bunch of robots.” says Wonder Girl.

The foursome head off toward the Desert to search for more members of their party to join the hunt.  As they arrive, the heat from the sun is scorching overhead.  Groudious Maximus is having a hard time keeping the mighty midget on his shoulders.  As they walk over a dune they see the fight.  Green and red sparks are flying as the Dumbledore’s, LeStrange’s and Black are all trying to curse the Land Team of Vehicle Voltron as well as Neo Cymek #20 and Skids & Mudflap.  Skids and Mudflap stop to argue and Rebastan LeStrange sends a fire spell toward their gas tanks blowing them up.  Some sort of car part shoots out though and kills both the LeStrange’s.  Like maybe it was a drive shaft or a piston or something.  I don’t know anything about cars.  Black takes care of the Neo Cymek but the last remaining Voltron is able to kill Regulus as well as Ariana Dumbledore.  Stass Allie and Mala soar in flying in a light plane.  They take some shots at the Voltron and KC Power Woman comes in to help as well.  Voltron crushes the plane out of the sky and KC Power Woman and Aberforth are able to bring down the robot.  It lands with a loud thump on the sand and after the dust settles, Aberforth and KC Power Woman meet up with the crew.  Supergirl and Wonder Girl tell them of their plans to meet in the city.  As the 6 of them head off, they see two men sleeping against a cactus.  Siesta happens and Mas y Menos are the latest victims.  The group doesn’t need any drywall put up or landscaping done so they decide to not bother the two mexicans and head off toward the city without them.

The Super Kitties have gathered on top of a skyscraper to discuss battle plans.  KC Power Woman and Supergirl help Bagwa and Maximus up on the building.  Suddenly the building begins to tremble as Driller tears a hole through the structure like butter.  Most of the team is able to fly away but as tons of concrete fall to the ground the last two members of mystery inc perish along with the brother of the head of Hogwarts. Debris is also responsible for killing Jokester, Harley Quinn and Aunt May as they drive by in their Ferrari as well as Kyle and Zach and Wario in his scooter.  Arcee and Chromia are crushed as well. Mr. Majestic punches a hole through Wreckers. and Leadfoot runs over Mr. Majestic. KC Hawkman tries to stand up to Dreads and Crankcase.  Dreads explodes with an arrow to the engine but Crankcase flattens him.  Crankcase then transforms and stops flat Christine containing Assajj Ventress and Ferel.  KC King Marvel then flies in to tear the head off of Crankcase.  He then rolls his head down the street and blows up Elita One as well as Roadbuster and the other Topspin.  Hatchet then flies over a heap of dead robots and tears KC King Marvel in two.

Red Hulk SMASH!  Beneath his fists are Runabout and Runamuck.  Hatchet tries to take out his second Super Kitty but Red Hulk hears him coming and backhands him into a building.  Monarch and Larfleeze team up to take out Siren and Quig but the ground begins to shake again and they are gobbled up in the awaiting maw of Driller.  Our Super teens are back but not in time to save them. Supergirl is able to heat the core of driller and he falls dead in the street.  Wonder Girl then throws Shockwave into the air and KC Power Woman completes the alley-oop by punching him down into the hole that driller left in the ground.  Twin twist then tears through the wall of a nearby building and KC Power Woman vanishes from the street.

As the Kitties try to regroup, Warmaster Tsavong Lah is run down by Crowbar but not before KC Wonder woman flings him into the sun with her lasso.  Leadfoot tries to run her down but Flashpoint Batman has her back and shoots him in the street from his P-63.  Snapdragon and Crunk have formed together and snatch the plane out of the air and eats Thomas Wayne as a mid fight snack.  Wonder Girl holds a kinship to the alternate older version of her cousin and bites off a bit more than she can chew.  She does not win the battle with Snapdragon and Crunk but her team does.  Wonder Girl dies but Red Hulk and KC Wonder Woman are able to destroy the beast.  Hybrow and Gort have also combined into a helicopter overhead and begin to fire massive amounts of bullets into the evil Hulk.  His anger grows into an immense fireball and Twin Twist tears through another nearby building directly into the Red Hulk.  The heat from the Hulk blows up the Autobot and they both perish.  Supergirl flies in to burn the rotor off and Hybrow and Gort barrel uncontrollably into a building and explode on impact.

KC Lady Marvel takes flight and crushes Junkeon 13 & 14 together into one ball of steel.  The street is quiet until Hardhead and Duros combine and face the remaining 3 female comabatants for the Kitties.  Before the other two can volunteer, KC Wonder Woman takes the opportunity to seize victory for her team and flies herself straight into the chest of the final robot for the Rabble Rousers.

Miles away, a sandstorm knocks the sombrero off the head of Menos stirring him from his slumber.  He looks around at the charred remains battle in the desert and frantically shakes his partner awake.

“¿qué hora es? llegamos tarde!” Menos exclaims