Mithcy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters

Mitchy’s Luminous Tentacle Warriors are E.T., Lucario, Regigigis, The Geico Gecko, Sandworm #10, Sandworm #2A, Eagle #3, 5, & 7, Toadette, Jack the Giant Killer, Robin Hood, Little John, and Daniel Bryan.

Griswold’s Nut-busters are The Circle of Fire: Pel Tavin, Hunter and Forest Rayner, Doomsday, Star Sapphire #3-5, (Age of Apocalypse) Nightcrawler, Warg #1 & 2, and Exal Kresh.



Happy Mother’s Day Biiiiitches!! It’s your Master of the Pogo to the Neonth Power here to rock your rocks off with a Week 8 Match!! By the way, I wasn’t calling all the mother’s bitches on Mother’s Day, I was just calling everybody else bitches in a very arbitrary way. Not that I was trying to not include mothers on Mother’s Day. If they want to be bitches, they can definitely be bitches, trust me….. NO NO NO, That didn’t sound right either….. Well, what I meant was,…. Know what, never mind let’s just sh*(&t out this turd.

Dang, what a beautiful scenery this place is. There are some wicked awesome trees and stuff and lots of leaves and other green things. It is pretty freakin weird that the ground is shaking though. I’m standin here and am all like “EARTH SHAKIN, THEY RUNNIN”, Ha. Remember that from Independence Day, that movie is the cat’s pajamas. But anyway, it is weird that the ground is shaking, and

WHOA!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP!! Mitchy’s two sandworms just burst out of the ground. They are screaming like enormous banshees and I think they are dying. The moisture must be getting to them. But I’ve got to imagine that a dead sandworm landing on top of you is just as crappy of a feeling as a live one landing on you, which is what Daniel Bryan and and all three of the Star Sapphires just figured out the hard way (cool by me, I didn’t want to write those characters anyway (funny how that happens in matches, how us watchers tend to eliminate the characters that we think suck in like the first five sentences (totes coincidence of course))).

Unfortunately for Jack the Giant Killer, there are no giants being played on the other team. I mean, ya gotta believe me I totally wanted to write jack killing a giant in this match, I mean I haven’t had the chance to write this character yet. And I totally wanted to have Jack take out the first giant he saw, but I guess it isn’t in the cards this week. So, instead Jack gets caught with some errant green energy blasts from Pel Tavin and dies. Hunter and Forest use their ring to totally chump shot E.T. in his oversized melon when he is trying to phone home.

The three Circle of Fire lanterns take flight, and so do the three giant Middle earth Eagles. They square off while Doomsday leaps in to attack the Colossal Pokemon from the legendary crew. Nightcrawler whips out his sword and BAMFS into the “arena” to square off against Lucario while Exal Kresh ignites his red lightsaber to do battle with the best man of the woods, John Little. Toadette leaps on to the back of Warg #2 and gains control of the wild steed. They bounce around the jungle landscape as Toadette leads the giant wolf out into a grassy knoll where a perfectly placed arrow from Robin Hood takes out the Warg. Toadette then double jumps off of the back of Warg #2 and lands on Warg #1, to completely repeat the process and lead the beast back into the arrow range of Robin of Locksley.

The Circle of Fire circles around the three Eagles in a wild air formation high above the trees. The three lanterns focus their fire on Eagle #5 and manage to blast him to pieces; but Eagle #3 lunges at Hunter Rayner and bites through his neck. Their shared lantern ring is disturbed but Forest uses her control over the ring to fly into the mouth of Eagle #3 and implode the bird as she falls ringless to the ground. Pel Tavin, the leader of the group creates a constuct of an enormous net which ensnares the last remaining Eagle #7 and closes in on the Middle earth guardian until it is destroyed. Pel Tavin flies in quick to lend a hand to Doomsday, who is leaping around wildly to gain an upper hand over the largest of all the Pokemon Regigigis. Regigigis turns quickly and hits Pel Tavin with Crush Grip to finish him off, but while he is taking out the lantern, Doomsday comes down hard on the neck of The Pokemon and crushes the life out of him. Doomsday in all his rage then picks up The Geico Gecko and bites his head off in that evil nasty way that only a grey skinned bone monster can do.

Little John moves quicker than he looks like he could against Exal Kresh as he parries the lightsaber attacks from the dark jedi with his Bo Staff. Kresh catches a lip-bloodying butt end from John’s staff that puts him on his back but Kresh is able to swing upwards with his lightsaber to send the laser blade into John Little’s heart as they both fall to the ground.

The telepathic Lucario leaps at Nightcrawler with his claws at the ready, but Nightcrawler teleports out of the way and puts himself directly behind the medium sized Pokemon into a perfect position for placing a saber into the back of the wolf.

Toadette and Robin Hood stand back to back in the dense forest prepared for anything that The Nut-busters have to throw at them; but unfortunately for them The Nut-busters had a bit more in the tank than they had anticipated. Toadette and Robin Hood make their last stand valiantly as Doomsday, Nightcrawler, and Exal Kresh form up and converge on the two remaining Tentacle Warriors….