The Grindhouse is: Golden Army #26-30
Xebel Soldier #20
David Koresh
Xebel Soldier #20
David Koresh
B3 is:
General Zod
Darth Vader
Vampire Dark Phoenix
White Lantern Kyle Rayner
Sentinel Prime
The omnipresent thrum of life is nearly deafening in the jungle.
Surrounded by his new flock, Koresh watches from beneath his golden crown as the final bit of green covering is placed on top of his newly created jungle compound.
"I hear them coming David." says Xebel Soldier #20
"No need to worry, I've played this game before,. No-one in their right mind would lay siege to a compound I control." responded Koresh.
Unfortunately for David, he has literally no idea what he is up against.
Lord Vader strides in to the compound's southern entrance... crumpling the doors with a flick of his hand.
"Be careful! He may have kids in there!" shouts Kyle who feels suddenly out of place on this team of villains.
"Oh, I'm supposed to be squeamish about harming younglings now?" replies the dark lord of the Sith.
At the sight of Vader the Xebel Soldier attempts to flee through the north exit and is caught by a bloodthirsty Dark Phoenix who drains the soldier with exactly zero effort.
Sentinel prime flanks the building to the East and General Zod appears on the West.
Knowing that all is lost, Koresh activates the explosives buried beneath the compound immolating himself in the process.
Without a sentient being in control of the crown the golden army soldiers simply power down.
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10 comments:
B3 is victorious!
Congrats B-3!! Our play-off race is getting more interesting by the minute!!
Oh, and good to have you back Mike!!
Well beating a team like that isn't really such an amazing feat.
Pulling back on the throttle this year may prove to be a stroke of genius, Seeney.
Sit back and watch the rest of us beat the living hell out of each other and next year you might be able to pick the bones.
I couldn't beat him in week 4...
Well I still don't understand that one dude.
Roll nothing but Golden Army.
It's a strategy.
Hell yeah dude. A wicked gnarly strategy.
Robert Hudson, eat your heart out.
I would, but that would prevent me from eating other things, which I thoroughly enjoy, as evidenced by my waistline.
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