Death
Star. . .
Dr. Doom stands on the bridge
of the Imperial battle station. He crosses his arms in stoic anticipation of
what is to come. Black Lantern Loki
strolls next to his teammate.
Dr. Doom: Our weapon is now
fully operational. It is ready to enter
into the Universe Bowl and make its presence known to all.
BL Loki: What is the weapon’s point of destruction?
Dr. Doom: We shall focus on the
City Region. In the past, each year, that
region is where most battles occur and is often the nexus of the Universe Bowl
itself.
BL Loki: Victor, if we focus on
the City Region we will not only destroy the Slaves’ troops, but also a
substantial number of our own.
Dr. Doom: Incorrect, BL Loki. We have already notified our troops who have
been transported to the area to trek to the other nearby regions. The only remaining combatants in the city
will be those of the Slaves. Thus, we
shall not only have the Slaves’ decimated, but our troops at full capacity for
the remainder of the match.
BL Loki: Brilliant plan, Doom.
Dr. Doom: My team expects nothing less of me.
Dr. Doom touches his head
module and instructs the Death Star inhabitants to attend their battle
stations. BL Loki looks around and
notices the large number of individuals running around the area and attending
their stations.
BL Loki: Doom, one last item. How did you manage to obtain all of the individuals
to assist you in manning the Death Star?
We do not have that many on our roster.
Dr. Doom: I have requested the
assistance of q, who, as always, has helped.
BL Loki: Brilliant, once again.
Dr. Doom smiles beneath his
mask.
Dr. Doom: Only brilliant if we are successful in our
endeavor. . . which we will be. . .
2 comments:
Classic Doom! The guy thinks of everything! Y'know, at The Royal Highness picnic last year, the service by his Doombots was top notch!
You have the Death Star??!?! Shiiiiit.
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