Saturday, August 20, 2016

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXVI

City Region – Brazilo Sector. . .

The Punisher Van is driven by Captain Crunch.  Kol Skywalker and Shado Vao ride within, readying their lightsabers for the next battle.
Captain Crunch: Gonna f#$k some sh%t up b*^ches!  Gonna f#$k some sh%t up!

The Captain focuses on reaching the rest of his team currently stationed at the Metropolis Sector of the City Region.  The Captain is ecstatic at reaching this stage of the Universe Bowl; who thought it possible?
Kol Skywalker:  When will we arrive?

Crunch: We should be there in about thirty minutes.  Hey, what the f#$k is that?
The intensity of the light blinds the three inhabitants of the Punisher Van.  Due to the disruption caused by Dameron, the focal point of the Death Star’s beam was off slightly more than ten degrees.  Ten degrees is all that is needed to save the Slaves, but annihilate the trio attempting to reach them.

Captain Crunch:  Aw f#%k, so close!
Captain Crunch, Kol Skywalker and Shado Vao are decimated into ash, as is the entire Brazilo Sector of the City Region.