Aunt May walks down the street
next to Air Bud. The two are stopped by
Alfred Pennyworth.
Alfred Pennyworth: Miss May,
I’m afraid I must dispose of both you and the canine. The butler draws a small pistol from his coat
pocket. Air Bud barks.
Aunt May: Get help, Air Bud!
Air Bud runs down the street,
barking. Pennyworth points the weapon at
the dog, closes one eye and fires. A
yelp is heard as Air Bud is shot. The
mortally wounded dog attempts to move further, but is unable to do so. Air Bud lies down and dies. Aunt May sees her companion fall and begins
to wobble.
Pennyworth: Sorry for that madam, but. . .
Aunt May: Oooooh, I think I’m having a heart attack.
Aunt May crumples to the
ground. Pennyworth rushes to the woman
and cradles her head in his lap.
Pennyworth: We may be foes, but I am not a heathen. Close your eyes. Sshhhhh.
Aunt May: One final request, Pennyworth?
Pennyworth: Anything madam.
Pennyworth brings his head
close to Aunt May.
Aunt May: DIE!!!
Aunt May rips a knife from her
skirt and stabs Pennyworth in the jugular.
Pennyworth’s blood erupts as directional spray throughout the area. The look on Pennyworth’s face emotes utter
shock as he dies.
Aunt May rises. She wipes the blood from the knife on her
skirt, tidies up and begins to walk, once again, down the street.
Elderly Bruce Wayne emerges
from an alley.
Elderly Bruce Wayne: You’re going to pay for that, Aunt May.
Elderly Bruce Wayne slowly
treads toward Aunt May. She closes her
eyes as Elderly Bruce Wayne reaches her and, with a swift motion, breaks her
neck.
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The rumble in the nursing home! R.I.P Alfred. You were the finest butler a team could ask for. I will miss those hot toddys on a cold winter's eve.
RIP Aunt May. Well worth the cost.
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