Saturday, August 20, 2016

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXV

Death Star. . .

The Resistance X-Wing piloted by Poe Dameron storms the Death Star trenches with BB-8 as his droid.  The skilled aerialist careens and dodges the multitude of lasers emitted from the weapon’s turbolasers.
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BL Loki: There is an X-Wing within the Death Star, Doom!  What are we to do?
Dr. Doom:  Nothing.  It is but a fly in the ointment.  We shall still have our victory, regardless.

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Poe: BB-8, download the new schematics!

BB-8 beeps and whistles.
Poe: I know Doom made some modifications, but we still have the core open!

BB-8 hoots.
Poe: Jor-El updated our proton torpedoes; they’ll do the trick.  Come on. . . please do the trick.

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Dr. Doom and BL Loki stand in front of the viewport.
Dr. Doom: You may fire when ready.

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Poe Dameron brings his X-wing to the designated location and releases two torpedoes.  The projectiles strike their target and the Death Star shudders just as its ray of destruction rushes toward the Playoff Planet, City Region.

 

2 comments:

NFG Mike said...

Ska-doosh!!! Or should i say ska-DOOM!!! Wait... WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHUDDERS?!?

Artifact said...

Ka-boom time