The Right Wing is Ullysses S. Grant (designated leader), Sandstorm, The Flash, Incredible Hulk, Army Soldier #131-151, Storm, Bear, T-Rex #16-18, John Stewart, Nick Houslander, Athena, Duncan Idaho ghola #6, Capt. Panaka, Goliath, Mikhail Bakunin, Jack Shephard, & Scrappy-Doo.
Reign Supremacy is Capt. America (designated leader), Batman & Robin, Iron Man, Chuck Norris, Cyborg Superman, Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddimore, Capt. Malcom Reynolds, Zoe, Wash, Anora, Kaylee, Simon, River, Jane, Book, Raven, Mega Man & Rush, Starfire, Mario & Luigie, Tim, Paul, Steve, & The Bry, Yaddle, Jedi Knight #36-40, Ax-battler, & Sebastian the Crab.
Sandstorm transforms into a Dune Buggy and Gen. Grant, Mikhail, Bear, Scrappy-Doo, Nick Houslander, and Capt. Panaka (who has become Gen. Grant's personal aid) climb in. Gen Grant thinks he can command his troops better while he is on the move. Nick, a Golden Ax expert advises Gen. Grant to take out Ax-battler before he can use his volcano magic. Grant listens to his distant descendant as he talks into the comunicator that is hard-wired into Sandstorm and can be heard by by both Storm and Athena who also have great leadership abilities in the field. Storm doesn't relay the message because she feels that this is a job she can handle herself as she creates a tornado which in turn creates a giant sandstorm moving in the direction of Reign Supremacy. The sandstorm takes out not only Ax-battler but also Sebastian, Kaylee, Wash, Anora, Simon, and Paul Coffey. Storm is about to send another tornado through when Batman shoots her with a brappling hook and brings her down to the ground. On the way down she is met by a dropkick from Robin. The Jedi's, led by Yaddle charge the Army soldiers. The soldiers start laying down a suppressing fire but most of the bullets are blocked by lightsaber blades. The soldiers manage to take out Jedi Knights #37, 39, & 40 before the remaining Jedi break their ranks and plow through the soldiers with Yaddle herself getting 11 of the kills. The Hulk jumps into the fray where he is met by a dropkick by Book and a magazine full of bullets from Zoe niether of which do much of anything but give Hulk a reason to smash their heads in. The Hulk moves to turn on the rest of the Serenity crew when he is hit by some red hot eye beams from the Cyborg Superman. The Cyborg then follows his attack with an uppercut that sends the Hulk flying backward. Hulk jumps at the twisted Superman punching him back. The Ghostbusters & what remains of Capt Reynolds' crew look on in amazement at the two creatures that both just survived punches that would have easily leveled buildings. Hulk moves in for another punch but the half alien/ half robot uses his superior speed to dodge the hit and move in for a strangle hold which eventually breaks the neck of the green mammoth. John Stewart shoots a blast of green energy at Jedi Knight #36 which kills him but when he tries the same thing on Yaddle she blocks it with her lightsaber. The green lantern begins to fly in to finish off this battle when he is hit by another kind of energy that knocks him off course. Winston and Ray had both just shot him with blasts from their proton packs. John Stewart rights himself and the Ghostbusters realize that they are not going to able to seriousely hurt him with their weapons unless they try something drastic. Egon decides that they are going to have to once again try to cross the streams. They attempt this dangerous stunt but it does not work as well this time as they cause a full protonic reversal which blows up all of the molecules in their bodies as well as Jedi Knight #38 who was right next to them. Athena comes rushing to help Storm who is fighting Batman and Robin but Capt. America rushes in to help them. Cyborg Superman has taken to the air to fight John Stewart so Athena tells Storm "Go help John, I'll handle these 3 mere mortal men". So Storm flies up to help take on the huge threat of the Cyborg Superman. Although no matter what Storm and the green lantern seem to hit him with it has very little effect. John Stewart creates a giant hand which grabs a hold of the half-Kryptonian and begins sending powerful surges of energy into him which would be strong enough to kill just about anything born on earth. While he is being restrained Storm uses every bit of power she can conjur up to send a huge lightning bolt into their enemy. This has absolutely no effect on the flesh made up of DNA and genetic material from the origional Superman but it does manage to short out and destroy the metal and robotic parts of his body which will no longer allow his brain to function rendering him lifeless. Capt. America throws his shield at the head of Athena but she ducks and then grabs Batman and Robin, one in each arm with the intention of using their heads as weapons against Cap and killing all 3 of them, when the boomerang like shield starts heading back toward Capt. America and hits the goddess in the back of the head and kills her. Duncan Idaho's ghola and Chuck Norris are locked in a great hand to hand combat fight. Goliath comes crashing into the scene and steps on Rush but Iron Man flies in as he is flanked by Mario in a cape and Luigie in a Tanooki suit flying right behind him. The Mario Bros. land on the shoulders of the giant and Iron Man begins shooting at him. Goliath swings his mammoth hands to smack the Mario Bros. this kills Mario but Luigie turns into the Tanooki statue just in time and the hand goes right through him. Iron Man takes this oppurtunity to shoot a small missle into the eye of Goliath killing him. Starfire and Raven fly in to attack the 3 rampaging T-Rexes. Starfire's cosmic blasts don't seem to have much effect on them but Raven sends a black disc-like object toward T-Rex #16 that basically removes the animals head from its body. She gets a little to close to the other 2 though as T-Rex #17 snatches her out of the air with its powerful jaws. Starfire in a rage gets underneath the huge T-Rex and picks it up. She throws the king of the thunderlizards at the transformer Dune Buggy carrying The Right Wings designated (republican) leader but Sandstorm takes evasive action and gets out of the way (the T-Rex still dies). Chuck Norris, who is keeping up with the Ginaz trained swordsmen just fine avoids a swing of the Atreides knife but still gets knocked to the ground by Duncan Idaho. Chuck pulls out a Colt 1911 and unloads a clip at Duncan; but he does not realize the capability of the personal Holtzman shield that Idaho is wearing and it blocks every bullet from the projectile weapon. Norris is shocked and Duncan goes in for the kill stabbing the worthy opponent in the heart. Sandstorm does a drive by at rather high speeds, turning so the back of his vehicle is toward his opponents. From the back seat where Gen. Grant put 2 of his best shots Capt. Panaka shoots Jane, Mal, & Tim Cheveldae. Nick puts a 12 gauge slug right between the eyes of The Bry. Sandstorm seems to be able to move in and out of the dunes with an amazing know how of the dessert and it has much to do with his passenger Bear who grew up hiding from his evil mother in a similar area of Bear Land. River Tam attacks Jack Shephard, doing a move that kicked the bridge of his nose into his brain. John Stewart and Storm attempt to avenge the death of Athena and attack Batman, Robin, and Capt. America who have also been joined by Yaddle. Storm sends a lightning bolt into Robin and kills him but Batman punches her with a little to much zeal as the sharpened spikes on his forearm cut open her throat. John Stewart blasts a hole in the chest of Capt. America and then tries once again to shoot Yaddle. This time the tiny green Jedi does not block it but instead jumps out of the way and does a backflip over top of the green lantern and decapitates him on the way down. Flash, who is way to fast to be hit by Mega Man's lazer blasts grabs Mega Man on the way past him and throws him into Iron Man. Flash does not have a lot of strength but with as fast as Mega Man was moving when he hit Iron Man it looked similar to 2 motorcycles that where crushed in a vice. Batman shoots the remaining T-Rex with his grappling gun and then pulls himself on top of it. He is only on it for a second before he jumps off and the explosive charge placed right over it's brain goes off and kills the giant beast. Starfire lands on top of Sandstorm and pulls Mikhail out of the driver's seat, throwing him out and killing him. Starfire, who was expecting the vehicle to go out of control with no driver looks at Gen. Grant and says in her sweet Tamaranian accent "Please give up or I will destroy your team". Gen Grant replies by yelling "Unconditional Surrender" as he sticks his vintage 1850's revolver in her mouth and pulls the trigger. Sandstorm stops for a second and lets Duncan Idaho jump into the empty seat. River begins running right at Sandstorm with the intent of jumping on when Sandstorm says to his passengers "quick! hold on to something". He then transforms into a helicopter and from mid-air blasts River with machine gun fire. Sandstorm turns back into a dune Buggy and Flash slows down to start running next to him. The remaining members of Reign Supremacy are in complete dissaray with the death of both Iron Man and Capt. America and are shocked at what this team has done to them not knowing quite what to do next. Batman thinks he may have a plan to take out the rest of the team but just then he hears a voice in his head telling him to run and that a victory is not being foreseen. It is Yaddle who is piloting the small air ship that the Serenity crew had called down remotely from Serenity. Luigie lands on the little craft that only carries 4 & Batman grabs a hold of Steve Yzerman who along with his hockey buds were completely useless in this dessert setting and uses his bat hook to pull them both on board the small air ship; allowing the 4 of them to escape with their lives.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Team Fred Vs. Team Goofjuice
Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Beast, Angel, Super Skrull, Enchantress, Master Mold, Compsagnathid #1-51, Absorbing Man, Mimic, Vision, Ultron, & Mothra.
Team Goofjuice is Brock Sampson (designated leader), Sandworm #1-12, The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers (Jason, Zack, Billy, Kimberly, & Trini), Rancor #1, The Capt. Planet Crew, Mecha Godzilla, Ewok #1 & 2, & Dorf.
Four of the enormous Sandworms instantly come crashing out of the sand launching themselves thousands of feet into the air. They come crashing down with their mammoth mouths open over top of Team Fred killing 36 Compys, Absorbing Man, Ice Man, Beast, and Ultron. The extremely territorial beasts, that have not yet totally defined their new territories turn on the smallest of the worms which is #3 and kill it. They then return to the sands to defend their own territory. Everyone on Team Fred with flight capability takes to the air after seeing these incredible creatures and what they can do. In seeing Mothra as a huge threat Jason the Red Ranger says "its time for the Dinozords" they say "Mastadon", "Pterydactyl", "Triceratops", "Sabertooth Tiger"(in an Asian Accent), "Tyrannosaurs" (said boldly). Mothra has already begun fighting Mecha Godzilla and has been coming out on top. Mothra flies at Mecha Godzilla, knocking the giant robot to the ground. The Tyrannosaurus Zord runs at Mothra but cannot seem to hurt the giant moth. Kimberly flies in, in her zord but it is also not strong enough to hurt it. Jason realizes that they cannot do it on their own and orders the formation of the Megazord. Mothra takes a hit from the giant sword but keeps on coming. Jason realizes that they need something even better and says in an overly dramatic voice that only an 11 year old can truly appreciate: "Team; we need a bigger swatter if we're going to squash this bug; its time to form the MegaGodzillaZord". The Megazord and Mecha Godzilla then form togeather which causes Mothra to do absolutely nothing except look not to bright as the MegaGodzillaZord moves his hands around wildly creating a huge animated M,G, & Z that rapidly fly at Mothra blowing it to pieces. Rancor #1 runs over to the compys and begins snacking while The Capt. Planet hippies yell "earth", "wind", "water", "fire", "heart". With their powers combined they form Capt. Planet. Capt. Planet flies into the air and targets Master Mold. He is enraged that a society would waste so many raw materials just to create a robot of mass destruction such as this (if Al Gore were here than we would no longer be playing in the dessert after all his tears hit the ground). Capt. Planet is by no means Master Mold's hero, but he does bring his life force down to zero when he punches out his huge eye and destroys his artificial brain. Capt. Planet, in mid-air mind you (Seinfeld reference) begins to fight Super Skrull. But Enchantress calls out to the Capt. Planet dork with the red hair who has the fire ring. He is pulled in by her beauty and comes to her instantly. Just when Capt. Planet is about to land a huge hit on Super Skrull the Capt. Planet brat hands the ring to Enchantress just like she instructed. She then throws the ring to Mimic who crushes it with his bear hands with Beast like strength (he has naturally taken on the powers of all 5 of the X-Men). Capt. Planet disapears. Enchantress then pulls an elegant looking knife out and stabs the Capt. Planet geek in the heart. Sandworm #7, who is an especially huge worm now comes crashing out of the sand. When it lands it takes out Enchantress, Cyclops, and the last 3 compys that had not yet been eaten by the Rancor. As far as its own team is concerned the worm also consumes Rancor #1, Brock Sampson, both of the ewoks, and Dorf. Vision from Team Fred became intangible just in the nick of time and avoided this fate. Jean Grey mind-blocks the remaining 4 Capt. Planet mongloids and their monkey, but Shai Halud is very attracted to her mind powers causing Sandworm #12 to pop out of the sand and grab Jean Grey out of mid-air. Super Skrull, who has now taken over leadership of Team Fred after the death of Cyclops decides that they are going to have to attempt to take on these Sandworms. He lands on the sand and begins pounding on the ground to attempt to bring one of the sandworms up to the surface. But the uneven pounding of his powerful arm made of orange rock drives the worms more crazy than he could have possibly imagined. After only a few minutes of pounding, not 1 but all 12 of the worms come crashing out of the sand from many different directions. With their true leadership dead, no end to this massacre in sight, and possibly a little feces in their pants Super Skrull, Mimic, Vision, and Angel fly as high and as far away from this place as possible and escape with their lives.
TEAM GOOFJUICE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Goofjuice is Brock Sampson (designated leader), Sandworm #1-12, The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers (Jason, Zack, Billy, Kimberly, & Trini), Rancor #1, The Capt. Planet Crew, Mecha Godzilla, Ewok #1 & 2, & Dorf.
Four of the enormous Sandworms instantly come crashing out of the sand launching themselves thousands of feet into the air. They come crashing down with their mammoth mouths open over top of Team Fred killing 36 Compys, Absorbing Man, Ice Man, Beast, and Ultron. The extremely territorial beasts, that have not yet totally defined their new territories turn on the smallest of the worms which is #3 and kill it. They then return to the sands to defend their own territory. Everyone on Team Fred with flight capability takes to the air after seeing these incredible creatures and what they can do. In seeing Mothra as a huge threat Jason the Red Ranger says "its time for the Dinozords" they say "Mastadon", "Pterydactyl", "Triceratops", "Sabertooth Tiger"(in an Asian Accent), "Tyrannosaurs" (said boldly). Mothra has already begun fighting Mecha Godzilla and has been coming out on top. Mothra flies at Mecha Godzilla, knocking the giant robot to the ground. The Tyrannosaurus Zord runs at Mothra but cannot seem to hurt the giant moth. Kimberly flies in, in her zord but it is also not strong enough to hurt it. Jason realizes that they cannot do it on their own and orders the formation of the Megazord. Mothra takes a hit from the giant sword but keeps on coming. Jason realizes that they need something even better and says in an overly dramatic voice that only an 11 year old can truly appreciate: "Team; we need a bigger swatter if we're going to squash this bug; its time to form the MegaGodzillaZord". The Megazord and Mecha Godzilla then form togeather which causes Mothra to do absolutely nothing except look not to bright as the MegaGodzillaZord moves his hands around wildly creating a huge animated M,G, & Z that rapidly fly at Mothra blowing it to pieces. Rancor #1 runs over to the compys and begins snacking while The Capt. Planet hippies yell "earth", "wind", "water", "fire", "heart". With their powers combined they form Capt. Planet. Capt. Planet flies into the air and targets Master Mold. He is enraged that a society would waste so many raw materials just to create a robot of mass destruction such as this (if Al Gore were here than we would no longer be playing in the dessert after all his tears hit the ground). Capt. Planet is by no means Master Mold's hero, but he does bring his life force down to zero when he punches out his huge eye and destroys his artificial brain. Capt. Planet, in mid-air mind you (Seinfeld reference) begins to fight Super Skrull. But Enchantress calls out to the Capt. Planet dork with the red hair who has the fire ring. He is pulled in by her beauty and comes to her instantly. Just when Capt. Planet is about to land a huge hit on Super Skrull the Capt. Planet brat hands the ring to Enchantress just like she instructed. She then throws the ring to Mimic who crushes it with his bear hands with Beast like strength (he has naturally taken on the powers of all 5 of the X-Men). Capt. Planet disapears. Enchantress then pulls an elegant looking knife out and stabs the Capt. Planet geek in the heart. Sandworm #7, who is an especially huge worm now comes crashing out of the sand. When it lands it takes out Enchantress, Cyclops, and the last 3 compys that had not yet been eaten by the Rancor. As far as its own team is concerned the worm also consumes Rancor #1, Brock Sampson, both of the ewoks, and Dorf. Vision from Team Fred became intangible just in the nick of time and avoided this fate. Jean Grey mind-blocks the remaining 4 Capt. Planet mongloids and their monkey, but Shai Halud is very attracted to her mind powers causing Sandworm #12 to pop out of the sand and grab Jean Grey out of mid-air. Super Skrull, who has now taken over leadership of Team Fred after the death of Cyclops decides that they are going to have to attempt to take on these Sandworms. He lands on the sand and begins pounding on the ground to attempt to bring one of the sandworms up to the surface. But the uneven pounding of his powerful arm made of orange rock drives the worms more crazy than he could have possibly imagined. After only a few minutes of pounding, not 1 but all 12 of the worms come crashing out of the sand from many different directions. With their true leadership dead, no end to this massacre in sight, and possibly a little feces in their pants Super Skrull, Mimic, Vision, and Angel fly as high and as far away from this place as possible and escape with their lives.
TEAM GOOFJUICE IS VICTORIOUS!
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Better Than All of You
Beckerman's Backyardigan's are Austin (designated leader), Tyrone, Darth Vader, Sith Lord #3, Arc Trooper Captain, Arc Trooper Lieutenet #1 & 2, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Master, Arc Trooper #1-5, Warg Rider #1-6, Rider's Warg #1-6, Wolverine, Capt. Britain, Sentinal #3 & 4, Black Dragon #1-3, & Green Dragon #1-3.
Better Than All of You is Mephisto (designated leader), Rob Van Damm & Sabu, Rambo, Agent Smith, The Terminator (from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), Terminator #1-6, Predator #1-6, Dozer #4, & Doc Holliday.
In the locker room right before this fight began Darth Vader, who is extremely pleased to have an apprentice for the first time in his life pulled Sith Lord #3 aside and told him that he believed that the dark side was very strong with him. He then allowed the dark side of the force speak to him and was told the name that he would give his new pupil. He told him that from this day forward he would be known as "Darth Yardigan". Mephisto, who believes that it is a little chilly out here in the dessert has ordered his team to "hang back and let them come to us". While Austin has come on to the battlefield yelling "Tear their team apart you maggots". The 6 Warg Riders come barreling out towards Mephisto's team at full speed but the 8 terminators are out front and they easily mow down most of them, only 2 get through and they are then ripped apart by the predators. Mephisto tells them to continue to hold their position as their plan is obviousely working. General Austin (or as they have been calling him the locker room "Capt Kangeroo") now orders orders a simultaneous air and land strike. The 6 dragons and 2 Sentinals fly in from all angles and The Arc Troopers begin to work the covert position that they gained for themselves as soon as the battle began. The Arc Trooper Capt. comes rolling in, firing his 2 pistols at the Terminators drawing their fire away from anywhere else and the heavy weapons master who is being well protected in his vantage point by his fellow troopers blasts Terminator #4 blowing him to pieces. The other troopers come rushing in blasting away at the terminators killing Terminator #2 & 3 but they manage to take out Arc Troopers #2, 4, & 5, as well as Arc Trooper Lt. #1. It begins to look as if the terminators are going to finish off the Arc Troopers once and for all when the Sentinals come flying in with their lazers and take out T-1 as well as Terminator #6. The Sentinals then fly away to regroup. After this time lapse the heavy weapons member of the Arc troopers has reloaded and now takes out T-2 with one well-placed blast. The dragons now swoop in for their attack. As Black Dragon #1, who is leading the dragon attack first opens his mouth to spew acid onto his opponents Doc Holliday with one well placed shot from his .45 Long Colt puts a bullet right in the back of its throat killing the mighty dragon. This gives him an extremely proud couple of seconds before Black Dragon #2 snatches him off the ground and bites him in half. The 3 Green Dragons come flying in blasting poison wherever they can. They take out Predators # 2 & 4 while the Black Dragons acid blasts take out #6. As they get a little closer the Predators fight back, they jump on the backs of Green Dragons #1 & 2 and Black Dragon #3. They fight fiercely while they think about how they must learn what planet such creatures come from so they can begin hunting this more than worthy opponent. All 3 of them manage to slice away at the necks of the dragons they are on killing them. But only Predator #1 manages to repeat the trick on the back of Green Dragon #3 when the dragons come back down for their next attack run. Predator #3 & 5 die when they get nailed by the acid and poison sprays of the dragons. The Sentinals come down for another attack when Rambo begins firing his M-60 at them. The Sentinals land and start taking aim at the Terminators, who they believe are the biggest threat, when Rambo runs and jumps onto the back of Sentinal # 1. He runs up the back of the giant robot and then begins firing 7.62 x .39 caliber bullets into the back of the Sentinal until it collapses. Sentinal #2, who has just killed Terminator #1 turns to Rambo to face the threat but then Predator #1 & Terminator #5 jump onto the Sentinal and tear it apart. Austin now gives the attack orders for the rest of his squad and Mephisto does the same. Capt. Britain flies in to do battle with Mephisto. Capt. Britain gets in the first hit as he punches Mephisto knocking him backward. But Mephisto comments that he has been to Britain and that he did not appreciate the cold damp weather. "The Dessert" he says is much more like his home "in Hell" he then engulfs Capt. Britain in a sea of fire scorching him until there is nothing left. Tyrone does his part and stomps on Dozer #4. Rob and Sabu both hit Wolverine with steel chairs which knocks him to the ground. Sabu then hands his ice pick to Rob while he puts some barb wire around the neck of Wolverine. While he is strangling him with the barb wire Rob sticks the ice pick in Wolverine's side. Wolverine falls to the ground and the tag team partners high 5 as they think they have just gotten their first Fantasy Fantasy kill but then Wolverine pops back up and sticks his claws into the face of Rob Van Damm. Sabu then hits Wolvie on the head with his steel chair but all he hears is a clang as it hits his adamantium skull. Wolverine starts waving his finger back in forth in Sabu's face and Sabu begins to back up and wave his hands in the air mouthing the words "No......no". Then Wolverine spins his finger in the air making a little circle. He picks up the much bigger Sabu and body slams him. He then sticks his claws into the wrestler's chest. The crowd goes wild. Predator #1 gets a hold of Arc Trooper Lt. #2 and snaps his neck but the remaining arc troopers then blow him away. Agent Smith attacks the Sith Lords. He jumps in between them and kicks them away from each other. Vader says "follow my lead" to his apprentice and begins the attack but Agent Smith manages to dodge every swing of Vader's saber. Darth Yardigan comes in swinging but has no luck hitting anything either. Smith then jumps backward pulls out his 2 pistols and unloads 2 full clips toward Lord Yardigan. Only one bullet gets past the Sith Lord but that is all it takes to kill him as the bullet goes right between his eyes. Agent Smith then picks up the crimson lightsaber that Darth Yardigan dropped and turns it on. He smiles and says "I believe I could get to like this sort of weapon Mr. Skywalker". The well hidden heavy weapons master of the Arc trooper squad fires off one final round from his huge lazer gun that blows Terminator #5 to pieces. Rambo turns his gun on the last remaining Blck Dragon and unloads his entire bandelier into the air but the dragon still keeps coming. Right when Rambo is out of ammo and it is looking extremely grim he pulls out his bow and arrow and puts an arrow right in the left eye of Black Dragon #2 just before the dragon could spray him with acid. Rambo yells something that doesn't sound like English but it is cut short as Wolverine stabs him in the face with his claws. Agent Smith, as he is spinning his new red-bladed toy says "well Mr. Skywalker would you like to........ play" Vader runs at him with a full Sith Rage swinging his lightsaber violently at his opponent. Smith begins to say "Well Mr. Sky........" as he jumps into the air doing a backflip, but he has a sense of disapointment on his face when he looks down at his chest to see that there is a red lazer sticking out of it; this is when the Dark Lord of the Sith says calmly "my name is Vader". With Austin leading, Tyrone, Vader, the remaining Arc Troopers, and Wolverine all start creeping toward Mephisto. Mephisto has his chance to escape but he remains there to fight for 2 reasons. He for 1 believes no person can destroy him but also his head coach Cobra Commander has made it very clear in the locker room that he has no place for fighters who retreat from a battle. Under Austin's orders the Arc Troopers open fire and Vader uses the force to attempt to slow down Mephisto. None of this works all that great but the point of these excercises was not to kill Mephisto, it was just to slow him down long enough so Wolverine could sneak up and stab him in the neck, which is exactly what he does.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN: BEEYATCHES IS VICTORIOUS!
Better Than All of You is Mephisto (designated leader), Rob Van Damm & Sabu, Rambo, Agent Smith, The Terminator (from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), Terminator #1-6, Predator #1-6, Dozer #4, & Doc Holliday.
In the locker room right before this fight began Darth Vader, who is extremely pleased to have an apprentice for the first time in his life pulled Sith Lord #3 aside and told him that he believed that the dark side was very strong with him. He then allowed the dark side of the force speak to him and was told the name that he would give his new pupil. He told him that from this day forward he would be known as "Darth Yardigan". Mephisto, who believes that it is a little chilly out here in the dessert has ordered his team to "hang back and let them come to us". While Austin has come on to the battlefield yelling "Tear their team apart you maggots". The 6 Warg Riders come barreling out towards Mephisto's team at full speed but the 8 terminators are out front and they easily mow down most of them, only 2 get through and they are then ripped apart by the predators. Mephisto tells them to continue to hold their position as their plan is obviousely working. General Austin (or as they have been calling him the locker room "Capt Kangeroo") now orders orders a simultaneous air and land strike. The 6 dragons and 2 Sentinals fly in from all angles and The Arc Troopers begin to work the covert position that they gained for themselves as soon as the battle began. The Arc Trooper Capt. comes rolling in, firing his 2 pistols at the Terminators drawing their fire away from anywhere else and the heavy weapons master who is being well protected in his vantage point by his fellow troopers blasts Terminator #4 blowing him to pieces. The other troopers come rushing in blasting away at the terminators killing Terminator #2 & 3 but they manage to take out Arc Troopers #2, 4, & 5, as well as Arc Trooper Lt. #1. It begins to look as if the terminators are going to finish off the Arc Troopers once and for all when the Sentinals come flying in with their lazers and take out T-1 as well as Terminator #6. The Sentinals then fly away to regroup. After this time lapse the heavy weapons member of the Arc troopers has reloaded and now takes out T-2 with one well-placed blast. The dragons now swoop in for their attack. As Black Dragon #1, who is leading the dragon attack first opens his mouth to spew acid onto his opponents Doc Holliday with one well placed shot from his .45 Long Colt puts a bullet right in the back of its throat killing the mighty dragon. This gives him an extremely proud couple of seconds before Black Dragon #2 snatches him off the ground and bites him in half. The 3 Green Dragons come flying in blasting poison wherever they can. They take out Predators # 2 & 4 while the Black Dragons acid blasts take out #6. As they get a little closer the Predators fight back, they jump on the backs of Green Dragons #1 & 2 and Black Dragon #3. They fight fiercely while they think about how they must learn what planet such creatures come from so they can begin hunting this more than worthy opponent. All 3 of them manage to slice away at the necks of the dragons they are on killing them. But only Predator #1 manages to repeat the trick on the back of Green Dragon #3 when the dragons come back down for their next attack run. Predator #3 & 5 die when they get nailed by the acid and poison sprays of the dragons. The Sentinals come down for another attack when Rambo begins firing his M-60 at them. The Sentinals land and start taking aim at the Terminators, who they believe are the biggest threat, when Rambo runs and jumps onto the back of Sentinal # 1. He runs up the back of the giant robot and then begins firing 7.62 x .39 caliber bullets into the back of the Sentinal until it collapses. Sentinal #2, who has just killed Terminator #1 turns to Rambo to face the threat but then Predator #1 & Terminator #5 jump onto the Sentinal and tear it apart. Austin now gives the attack orders for the rest of his squad and Mephisto does the same. Capt. Britain flies in to do battle with Mephisto. Capt. Britain gets in the first hit as he punches Mephisto knocking him backward. But Mephisto comments that he has been to Britain and that he did not appreciate the cold damp weather. "The Dessert" he says is much more like his home "in Hell" he then engulfs Capt. Britain in a sea of fire scorching him until there is nothing left. Tyrone does his part and stomps on Dozer #4. Rob and Sabu both hit Wolverine with steel chairs which knocks him to the ground. Sabu then hands his ice pick to Rob while he puts some barb wire around the neck of Wolverine. While he is strangling him with the barb wire Rob sticks the ice pick in Wolverine's side. Wolverine falls to the ground and the tag team partners high 5 as they think they have just gotten their first Fantasy Fantasy kill but then Wolverine pops back up and sticks his claws into the face of Rob Van Damm. Sabu then hits Wolvie on the head with his steel chair but all he hears is a clang as it hits his adamantium skull. Wolverine starts waving his finger back in forth in Sabu's face and Sabu begins to back up and wave his hands in the air mouthing the words "No......no". Then Wolverine spins his finger in the air making a little circle. He picks up the much bigger Sabu and body slams him. He then sticks his claws into the wrestler's chest. The crowd goes wild. Predator #1 gets a hold of Arc Trooper Lt. #2 and snaps his neck but the remaining arc troopers then blow him away. Agent Smith attacks the Sith Lords. He jumps in between them and kicks them away from each other. Vader says "follow my lead" to his apprentice and begins the attack but Agent Smith manages to dodge every swing of Vader's saber. Darth Yardigan comes in swinging but has no luck hitting anything either. Smith then jumps backward pulls out his 2 pistols and unloads 2 full clips toward Lord Yardigan. Only one bullet gets past the Sith Lord but that is all it takes to kill him as the bullet goes right between his eyes. Agent Smith then picks up the crimson lightsaber that Darth Yardigan dropped and turns it on. He smiles and says "I believe I could get to like this sort of weapon Mr. Skywalker". The well hidden heavy weapons master of the Arc trooper squad fires off one final round from his huge lazer gun that blows Terminator #5 to pieces. Rambo turns his gun on the last remaining Blck Dragon and unloads his entire bandelier into the air but the dragon still keeps coming. Right when Rambo is out of ammo and it is looking extremely grim he pulls out his bow and arrow and puts an arrow right in the left eye of Black Dragon #2 just before the dragon could spray him with acid. Rambo yells something that doesn't sound like English but it is cut short as Wolverine stabs him in the face with his claws. Agent Smith, as he is spinning his new red-bladed toy says "well Mr. Skywalker would you like to........ play" Vader runs at him with a full Sith Rage swinging his lightsaber violently at his opponent. Smith begins to say "Well Mr. Sky........" as he jumps into the air doing a backflip, but he has a sense of disapointment on his face when he looks down at his chest to see that there is a red lazer sticking out of it; this is when the Dark Lord of the Sith says calmly "my name is Vader". With Austin leading, Tyrone, Vader, the remaining Arc Troopers, and Wolverine all start creeping toward Mephisto. Mephisto has his chance to escape but he remains there to fight for 2 reasons. He for 1 believes no person can destroy him but also his head coach Cobra Commander has made it very clear in the locker room that he has no place for fighters who retreat from a battle. Under Austin's orders the Arc Troopers open fire and Vader uses the force to attempt to slow down Mephisto. None of this works all that great but the point of these excercises was not to kill Mephisto, it was just to slow him down long enough so Wolverine could sneak up and stab him in the neck, which is exactly what he does.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN: BEEYATCHES IS VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Charleton Heston (designated leader), Darkseid, Taskmaster, Achilles, Fremen #31-42, Supergirl, Havok, Polaris, Gozar: the Gozarian, Parasite, Sinestro, Scarlet Witch, Shazam, & Sabertooth.
Hannah Montana.... are Albus Dumbledore (designated leader), The Cloverfield Monster, Dave Bowman: The Starchild, Qui Gonn Jinn, Bizarro Superman, Willow Rosenburg, Juda Ben Hur, Bronze Dragon #1-6, Jack Crowe, General Grevious, Spider Man, Harry Potter, Buffy Summers, Venus & Serena Williams, Hannah Montana, & Jar Jar Binks.
Dumbledor, who gave a scathing speach back in the locker room that included comments such as "It shouldn't be God bless the Horsemen of Apokolips it is God Damn the Horsemen" recieved a full endorsement from head coach Barack Obama who was very impressed with this kind of retoric and gave Dumbledor the nod to be designated leader. Despite how much this caused Hannah Montana to be upset causing her to release what has come to be called "The pink cell phone ad" which question who they want answering the calls and making the big decisions in the locker room. Despite all this controversy Hannah and Barack both contend that they are the best of friends and that they would both be much better head coaches or designated leaders than Charleton Heston or Vandal Savage. Oh yeah; I almost forgot about the battle. As soon as we start Supergirl and Bizarro instantly go after each other. They take to the air and instantly start inflicting massive amounts of damage on each other but they also both have an amazing ability to take a hit and keep on fighting. Dumbledor has instructed his people to stay away from the Cloverfield Monster and just let it do its thing, which it does and begins releasing many little aliens all over the sand. The Fremen surround General Grevious as he pulls out 4 lightsabers and attacks. The general is very suprised to see how fast the Fremen can move in the sand. Even with the force attributes taught to him by Count Dooku, Grevious is having trouble keeping up with them. The Cyborg manages to kill Fremen # 33 & 42 by stabbing them in the chest and kills Fremen #41 with a swift metal kick to the head. Although 2 other Fremen jump on his back and begin breaking the metal head right off of the cyborg it is at this moment when he is trying to get them off that Fremen #31 stabs his crysknife into the beating heart of Grevious by reaching his now bloodied and bruised hand through the wires and circuits of the general's chest. This kills Grevious but the other Fremen who did not stab his heart feel compelled to cut off their own pinky fingers due to the fact that they pulled out their sacred crysknives without allowing them to taste blood. Parasite is going around to the smaller monsters that are being sent out by the much larger Cloverfield Monster and absorbing some of their strength. This enrages the larger monster causing him to step on Parasite putting his claw like feet into Parasite skewering him in many places. Scarlet Witch turns all of the smaller monsters into harmless stuffed animals but Willow turns them back into monsters. Scarlet Witch then turns them all to stone but Willow again turns them all back this time making them bigger and stronger then they were before. Jar Jar Binks thinks about how great it would be to be back at home playing with the bosses' Hey da blibber which causes Gozar: the Gozarian to create a giant Hey da blibber to come destroy the Hannah Montana crew. Dave Bowman stands in front of it and simply puts up his hand to redirect the huge contraption. It goes right back into Gozar crushing her in cosmic power. When Gozar dies the living Hey da blibber disapears. Heston who is armed with a full auto M-16, a Benelli pistol grip 12 gauge strapped to his back, 2 Colt 1911 A-1's in .45 acp, and an AMT back-up in .40 S&W in an ankle holster says "keep up the fight troops, I'm going after this good looking gentleman over there", as he points to Juda Ben Hur; but Achilles who was never much for following orders says "No, he's mine" Juda and Achilles are both armed with a sword and shield as they begin to walk over to each other (this would have been a great oppurtunity to have one hell of a chariot fight but niether one of these two team owners had the foresight to draft any horses so, oh well). As they near each other Achilles droops his shield on the ground causing Juda to say "Alas why would you disgard your defense when you approach a worthy opponent". Achilles, as he is doing a spin move where he gets to the back of Juda cutting off his left leg above the knee and then finishes by relieving Ben Hur of his head replies with "Because you are not a worthy opponent". Sinestro takes to the air to meet the 6 Bronze dragons. He begins flying around them at intense speeds and actually flies right thru one of them killing it. Darkseid goes after Qui Gonn by shooting him with several blasts of Omega Beams. Qui Gonn manages to block them with his lightsaber and tries to bring the fight in a little closer. Qui Gonn jumps in with a drop kick but it does not even budge the villain. He then goes for a head shot with his lightsaber but Darkseid dodges it and it barely nicks his shoulder. This still causes Darkseid to yell a little from the pain as he grabs a hold of Qui Gonn and snaps his neck. Taskmaster and Buffy begin to fight hand to hand. Buffy is amazed that every move she uses on Taskmaster he is able to instantly duplicate. Buffy manages to get a good kick in to his head but then he uses a move he learned from her that she had not even done yet. With a wooden stake that he had pulled out of her belt he trips her onto the ground and in one motion stabs it into her heart. The Williams sisters run up on Polaris. The sisters, who have no idea what crazy powers they are going to see next cringe when Polaris first puts up her hands. They are then very suprised when nothing happens to them whatsoever as they beat her to death with wooden tennis rackets. Havok sees this out of the corner of his eye and is heartbroken at the sight of what has happened to his wife but he is busy fighting Harry Potter who is rapidly flying around him on his broomstick evading the solar blasts Havok is shooting at him. Now in a state of full rage Havok lets out a scream and widens the spray making a huge blast that obliterates the broomstick and kills young Harry. Willow and Scarlet Witch are still going back and forth in their magical contest when Willow gets sick of holding back. Willow turns one of the monsters into a huge blade which she sends flying into the head of Scarlet Witch. Now overcome with her own power turns on Taskmaster and Fremen #40 making their own clothes strangle them to death. She then realizes that she has allowed the Cloverfield Monster to get to close to her even though it was the first thing Dumbledor warned them about; but at this point she no longer cares who is on her team and who isn't. In a state of pure rage she unleashes her full power destroying the huge monster as well as her fragile human body which was in no way made to handle such power. Sinestro Creates a huge flaming yellow sword which he wields in his battle with the dragons. He cuts the heads off of 2 of them and the wings off of 2 more causing them to plummet to the ground. The other one he catches in a huge net made out of yellow energy and swings the net over his head throwing it. It lands on top of Jack Crowe and kills both him and the last dragon. Bizarro and Supergirl have been battling for a very long time and are both exhausted. Bizarro has a little bit of an edge in both speed and strength but what Supergirl loses in those two areas she more than makes up for it in intelligence. Bizarro flies at her with all his remaining might but she gets out of the way and begins pushing him and flying toward a huge mass of rocks. Using his strength against him the 2 of them go crashing into the ground with her using him to cushion her fall. Bizarro dies. Darkseid and Sinestro are locked in a cosmic power struggle with the Starchild when Bowman puts the vision in both of their heads of what his perfect universe would be and how he needs to destroy them to make that happen. Darkseid & Sinestro who have both enjoyed decades of bleeding entire planets dry of their resources for their own benefit are nothing but offended by such blasphemy. They both turn their combined might on the Starchild and obliterate him. Dumbledor and Spider Man have been battling with Shazam and Sabertooth for quite a while when Spider Man trips up Sabertooth and then blasts him with webbing, restraining him. But Shazam blasts the mutant free and then throws Sabertoorh into Spider Man. Sabertooth sticks his nails into the neck of Spidey and kills him. Dumbledor is furious as whips up a spell that does something pretty similar. He waves his wand and throws Sabertooth into Shazam. His adamantium skeleton being more than hard enough to go right through Shazam. Although that is the only part of him that went through as the limp boneless mass of Sabertooth lay on the ground next to the body of Shazam. The Fremen pop up next to Serena and Venus and make very short work of them, they then go and join Heston, Darkseid, Achilles, Supergirl, Havok, and Sinestro who have Hannah Montana and Jar Jar surrounded. Achilles says "Shall we finish them" and Jar Jar of course says "My give up", but just then Dumbledor appears out of nowhere right next to the tween and the gungan. Jar Jar says "My still give up" and Hannah says "Do something Dumbledor" but Dumbledor says "there will be another time young Miley". He then claps his hands above his head and grabs both Jar Jar and Hannah Montana as a firey red Phoenix swoops in and carries the 3 of them to safety.
THE HORSMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Hannah Montana.... are Albus Dumbledore (designated leader), The Cloverfield Monster, Dave Bowman: The Starchild, Qui Gonn Jinn, Bizarro Superman, Willow Rosenburg, Juda Ben Hur, Bronze Dragon #1-6, Jack Crowe, General Grevious, Spider Man, Harry Potter, Buffy Summers, Venus & Serena Williams, Hannah Montana, & Jar Jar Binks.
Dumbledor, who gave a scathing speach back in the locker room that included comments such as "It shouldn't be God bless the Horsemen of Apokolips it is God Damn the Horsemen" recieved a full endorsement from head coach Barack Obama who was very impressed with this kind of retoric and gave Dumbledor the nod to be designated leader. Despite how much this caused Hannah Montana to be upset causing her to release what has come to be called "The pink cell phone ad" which question who they want answering the calls and making the big decisions in the locker room. Despite all this controversy Hannah and Barack both contend that they are the best of friends and that they would both be much better head coaches or designated leaders than Charleton Heston or Vandal Savage. Oh yeah; I almost forgot about the battle. As soon as we start Supergirl and Bizarro instantly go after each other. They take to the air and instantly start inflicting massive amounts of damage on each other but they also both have an amazing ability to take a hit and keep on fighting. Dumbledor has instructed his people to stay away from the Cloverfield Monster and just let it do its thing, which it does and begins releasing many little aliens all over the sand. The Fremen surround General Grevious as he pulls out 4 lightsabers and attacks. The general is very suprised to see how fast the Fremen can move in the sand. Even with the force attributes taught to him by Count Dooku, Grevious is having trouble keeping up with them. The Cyborg manages to kill Fremen # 33 & 42 by stabbing them in the chest and kills Fremen #41 with a swift metal kick to the head. Although 2 other Fremen jump on his back and begin breaking the metal head right off of the cyborg it is at this moment when he is trying to get them off that Fremen #31 stabs his crysknife into the beating heart of Grevious by reaching his now bloodied and bruised hand through the wires and circuits of the general's chest. This kills Grevious but the other Fremen who did not stab his heart feel compelled to cut off their own pinky fingers due to the fact that they pulled out their sacred crysknives without allowing them to taste blood. Parasite is going around to the smaller monsters that are being sent out by the much larger Cloverfield Monster and absorbing some of their strength. This enrages the larger monster causing him to step on Parasite putting his claw like feet into Parasite skewering him in many places. Scarlet Witch turns all of the smaller monsters into harmless stuffed animals but Willow turns them back into monsters. Scarlet Witch then turns them all to stone but Willow again turns them all back this time making them bigger and stronger then they were before. Jar Jar Binks thinks about how great it would be to be back at home playing with the bosses' Hey da blibber which causes Gozar: the Gozarian to create a giant Hey da blibber to come destroy the Hannah Montana crew. Dave Bowman stands in front of it and simply puts up his hand to redirect the huge contraption. It goes right back into Gozar crushing her in cosmic power. When Gozar dies the living Hey da blibber disapears. Heston who is armed with a full auto M-16, a Benelli pistol grip 12 gauge strapped to his back, 2 Colt 1911 A-1's in .45 acp, and an AMT back-up in .40 S&W in an ankle holster says "keep up the fight troops, I'm going after this good looking gentleman over there", as he points to Juda Ben Hur; but Achilles who was never much for following orders says "No, he's mine" Juda and Achilles are both armed with a sword and shield as they begin to walk over to each other (this would have been a great oppurtunity to have one hell of a chariot fight but niether one of these two team owners had the foresight to draft any horses so, oh well). As they near each other Achilles droops his shield on the ground causing Juda to say "Alas why would you disgard your defense when you approach a worthy opponent". Achilles, as he is doing a spin move where he gets to the back of Juda cutting off his left leg above the knee and then finishes by relieving Ben Hur of his head replies with "Because you are not a worthy opponent". Sinestro takes to the air to meet the 6 Bronze dragons. He begins flying around them at intense speeds and actually flies right thru one of them killing it. Darkseid goes after Qui Gonn by shooting him with several blasts of Omega Beams. Qui Gonn manages to block them with his lightsaber and tries to bring the fight in a little closer. Qui Gonn jumps in with a drop kick but it does not even budge the villain. He then goes for a head shot with his lightsaber but Darkseid dodges it and it barely nicks his shoulder. This still causes Darkseid to yell a little from the pain as he grabs a hold of Qui Gonn and snaps his neck. Taskmaster and Buffy begin to fight hand to hand. Buffy is amazed that every move she uses on Taskmaster he is able to instantly duplicate. Buffy manages to get a good kick in to his head but then he uses a move he learned from her that she had not even done yet. With a wooden stake that he had pulled out of her belt he trips her onto the ground and in one motion stabs it into her heart. The Williams sisters run up on Polaris. The sisters, who have no idea what crazy powers they are going to see next cringe when Polaris first puts up her hands. They are then very suprised when nothing happens to them whatsoever as they beat her to death with wooden tennis rackets. Havok sees this out of the corner of his eye and is heartbroken at the sight of what has happened to his wife but he is busy fighting Harry Potter who is rapidly flying around him on his broomstick evading the solar blasts Havok is shooting at him. Now in a state of full rage Havok lets out a scream and widens the spray making a huge blast that obliterates the broomstick and kills young Harry. Willow and Scarlet Witch are still going back and forth in their magical contest when Willow gets sick of holding back. Willow turns one of the monsters into a huge blade which she sends flying into the head of Scarlet Witch. Now overcome with her own power turns on Taskmaster and Fremen #40 making their own clothes strangle them to death. She then realizes that she has allowed the Cloverfield Monster to get to close to her even though it was the first thing Dumbledor warned them about; but at this point she no longer cares who is on her team and who isn't. In a state of pure rage she unleashes her full power destroying the huge monster as well as her fragile human body which was in no way made to handle such power. Sinestro Creates a huge flaming yellow sword which he wields in his battle with the dragons. He cuts the heads off of 2 of them and the wings off of 2 more causing them to plummet to the ground. The other one he catches in a huge net made out of yellow energy and swings the net over his head throwing it. It lands on top of Jack Crowe and kills both him and the last dragon. Bizarro and Supergirl have been battling for a very long time and are both exhausted. Bizarro has a little bit of an edge in both speed and strength but what Supergirl loses in those two areas she more than makes up for it in intelligence. Bizarro flies at her with all his remaining might but she gets out of the way and begins pushing him and flying toward a huge mass of rocks. Using his strength against him the 2 of them go crashing into the ground with her using him to cushion her fall. Bizarro dies. Darkseid and Sinestro are locked in a cosmic power struggle with the Starchild when Bowman puts the vision in both of their heads of what his perfect universe would be and how he needs to destroy them to make that happen. Darkseid & Sinestro who have both enjoyed decades of bleeding entire planets dry of their resources for their own benefit are nothing but offended by such blasphemy. They both turn their combined might on the Starchild and obliterate him. Dumbledor and Spider Man have been battling with Shazam and Sabertooth for quite a while when Spider Man trips up Sabertooth and then blasts him with webbing, restraining him. But Shazam blasts the mutant free and then throws Sabertoorh into Spider Man. Sabertooth sticks his nails into the neck of Spidey and kills him. Dumbledor is furious as whips up a spell that does something pretty similar. He waves his wand and throws Sabertooth into Shazam. His adamantium skeleton being more than hard enough to go right through Shazam. Although that is the only part of him that went through as the limp boneless mass of Sabertooth lay on the ground next to the body of Shazam. The Fremen pop up next to Serena and Venus and make very short work of them, they then go and join Heston, Darkseid, Achilles, Supergirl, Havok, and Sinestro who have Hannah Montana and Jar Jar surrounded. Achilles says "Shall we finish them" and Jar Jar of course says "My give up", but just then Dumbledor appears out of nowhere right next to the tween and the gungan. Jar Jar says "My still give up" and Hannah says "Do something Dumbledor" but Dumbledor says "there will be another time young Miley". He then claps his hands above his head and grabs both Jar Jar and Hannah Montana as a firey red Phoenix swoops in and carries the 3 of them to safety.
THE HORSMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
A DEBATE!!
The four of us are sitting around, drinking... a lot. So we decided to hold a little debate on this week's match-ups. Enjoy.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
This Week...
Week 3: Desert
Points: 600
Interleague Play: American League rules.
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
The Right Wing Vs. Reign Supremacy
Better Than All of You Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyaatches
Team Goof Juice Vs. Team Fred
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Alice's Wonder-Team
Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. The Untouchables
Team Shaun Vs. Team Ed
Legion of Doom Vs. The Outsiders
Points: 600
Interleague Play: American League rules.
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
The Right Wing Vs. Reign Supremacy
Better Than All of You Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyaatches
Team Goof Juice Vs. Team Fred
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Alice's Wonder-Team
Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. The Untouchables
Team Shaun Vs. Team Ed
Legion of Doom Vs. The Outsiders
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Reign Supremacy
The Horsemen of Apokolips is Larry Reamer (designated foreman), Sinestro, Dark Jedi Master #1-9, Polaris, Super Girl, Navy Seal #1-4, & Navy Sailor #100.
Reign Supremacy is Sebastian the Crab (designated lobster), Iron Man, Mega Man & Rush, Mario & Luigie, Naboo Soldier #1, & Jedi Knight #36-49.
Larry Reamer, the foreman so good he's really a fiveman leads his team of Sinestro, Polaris, Supergirl, Dark Jedi, and seamen against Head Lobster, Sebastian the Crab and his team of Iron Man, Mega Man & Rush, Mario & Luigi, Naboo Soldier #1 and some Jedi Knights. Polaris uses her powers of magnetism to freeze Iron Man, Mega Man and Rush. Supergirl flys in for the kill but is blasted aside by a fireball from Mario. The nine Dark Jedi Masters battle the thirteen Jedi Knights. Lightsabers flash everywhere. Larry, the four Navy Seals and Navy Sailor #100 use a rubber raft to sneak up on Sebastian and crack open his shell. His remains drift "Under the Sea." Mario and Luigi throw a few fireballs at the seamen killing two Seals and the Sailor. The Navy Seals open fire killing Luigi. The raft catches fire and Larry and the two remaining Seals bail out. The Naboo Soldier, who had been until recently lying low, shoots and wounds Polaris. This frees Iron Man and Mega Man. They leap into the fray Iron Man engages Supergirl in hand to hand while Mega Man fires at Sinestro. Sinestro blocks the blasts with his yellow power ring. Mario leaps from the water throwing fireballs at the wounded Polaris killing her. Mega Man, flying on his robotic dog, Rush, is hit by a RPG from the Navy Seals and thrown into the water. Rush transforms into Rush-Sub saving Mega Man from the water but not from Sinestro. He blasts Mega Man and Rush into atoms. In the meantime, the epic lightsaber battle was decided, you should've seen it; only one Dark Jedi Master survived. Larry swims up on the Naboo Soldier and strangles him. Supergirl manages to overpower Iron Man and twist his helmet around, snapping Tony Stark's neck. Sinestro uses his power ring to turn Mario into little Mario. Then he tears Mario apart.
Winner: The Horsemen of Apokolips
Reign Supremacy is Sebastian the Crab (designated lobster), Iron Man, Mega Man & Rush, Mario & Luigie, Naboo Soldier #1, & Jedi Knight #36-49.
Larry Reamer, the foreman so good he's really a fiveman leads his team of Sinestro, Polaris, Supergirl, Dark Jedi, and seamen against Head Lobster, Sebastian the Crab and his team of Iron Man, Mega Man & Rush, Mario & Luigi, Naboo Soldier #1 and some Jedi Knights. Polaris uses her powers of magnetism to freeze Iron Man, Mega Man and Rush. Supergirl flys in for the kill but is blasted aside by a fireball from Mario. The nine Dark Jedi Masters battle the thirteen Jedi Knights. Lightsabers flash everywhere. Larry, the four Navy Seals and Navy Sailor #100 use a rubber raft to sneak up on Sebastian and crack open his shell. His remains drift "Under the Sea." Mario and Luigi throw a few fireballs at the seamen killing two Seals and the Sailor. The Navy Seals open fire killing Luigi. The raft catches fire and Larry and the two remaining Seals bail out. The Naboo Soldier, who had been until recently lying low, shoots and wounds Polaris. This frees Iron Man and Mega Man. They leap into the fray Iron Man engages Supergirl in hand to hand while Mega Man fires at Sinestro. Sinestro blocks the blasts with his yellow power ring. Mario leaps from the water throwing fireballs at the wounded Polaris killing her. Mega Man, flying on his robotic dog, Rush, is hit by a RPG from the Navy Seals and thrown into the water. Rush transforms into Rush-Sub saving Mega Man from the water but not from Sinestro. He blasts Mega Man and Rush into atoms. In the meantime, the epic lightsaber battle was decided, you should've seen it; only one Dark Jedi Master survived. Larry swims up on the Naboo Soldier and strangles him. Supergirl manages to overpower Iron Man and twist his helmet around, snapping Tony Stark's neck. Sinestro uses his power ring to turn Mario into little Mario. Then he tears Mario apart.
Winner: The Horsemen of Apokolips
Team Ed Vs. Team Pete
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Blitzwing, Sharkticon #47-50, Godzilla, Phibian #1-9, Emerald Weapon, Eugene Crabs, Jack Lalane, & Griffin Poteracki.
Team Pete is Carlos Olivera (designated leader) & Sharkticon #11-28
In possibly the most one sided battle ever, Godzilla and Emerald Weapon disintegrate Carlos Olivera and the Sharkticons while Mr. Crabs sells tickets to a swim off between Griffin Poteracki and Jack Lalane.
Winner: Team Ed
Team Pete is Carlos Olivera (designated leader) & Sharkticon #11-28
In possibly the most one sided battle ever, Godzilla and Emerald Weapon disintegrate Carlos Olivera and the Sharkticons while Mr. Crabs sells tickets to a swim off between Griffin Poteracki and Jack Lalane.
Winner: Team Ed
Team Goofjuice Vs. Team Griffin
Team Goofjuice is Hydroman, Howard the Duck, Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardner, G'Nort, The Capt. Planet kids w/ Heart's monkey, U.S. Marine #1-25, & Ron Popeil.
Team Griffin is The Kracken, Queen Xenomorph #1, Spawn, Vigo the Carpathian, The Eradicator, Apocylypse, Weapon Omega, Col. John Madrix, Harry Tasker, Albert Gibson, Gladiator, Darth Bain, & Atreides Soldier #11.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The 5 bratty tree-huggers yell "Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, Heart". And with their powers combined they form Capt. Planet. Ron Popeil pulls out 1 of 20 rafts that he brought that instantly air themselves up with the simple touch of a button. He then offers the other 19 up for anyone on either team for 3 easy payment of $8.92; yes that's right only $8.92. But the marines say "who's team are you on A-Hole and they take the rafts and begin to use them. Capt. Planet takes to the air knowing that he is their hero, and with every intention of taking pollution down to zero but The Eradicator flies up to meet him and after two very well placed punches fries him with his heat vision. From down in the water Col. Madrix and Harry Tasker both say simultaneousely "Now that's what I call global warming". When Capt. Planet dies, the rings on the fingers of the kids blow up. Vigo the Carpathian, who has been vigorousely struggling to stay above water with all of his medieval clothing and armor can not stay a float and drowns. The 6 marines who were not lucky enough to get a Popeil raft swim over to fight what they view as a little old man with crustaceans all over his face. But Darth Bain who had the foresight to as of yet not allow his lightsaber to get to wet pops out the red crystal blade and throws it at the 6 marines. He then controls the lightsaber's direction with the force as it kills all 6 of the marines and then sinks 4 more of the Ronco raftsTM (including Ron's) before the lightsaber lands in the water and shorts itself out. Harry Tasker, Al Gibson, and Col. Madrix all start vigorousely swimming toward the marines in order to attack them and perhaps take their rafts. The colonel, after seeing what Lord Bain just did tries to get him to join in their battle within a battle but Darth Bain acts like he cannot get over there (really because he does not wish to risk his life in this way for such foolish teammates). As they are swimming Albert Gibson cannot keep up, is overcome with fatigue and drowns before the battle can begin but Harry and John manage to each instantly climb aboard a raft and snap the necks of the marines that were controlling them. The two Ausrian born U.S. military officers begin directing their boats toward the remaining 14 marines. The marines, who think that they are crazy for trying to attack such a large group of trained men gladly start hand paddling up to meet them (Unfortunetely Ronco has not yet devised a portable paddle for the rafts). The Marines may have been right about how crazy they were but they do manage to each take out 5 marines in this hand to hand/boat to boat battle before they are eventually killed. Weapon Omega takes to the air in order to flank The Eradicator who has overly impressed his teammates with his abilities. The Eradicator noticed the Green Lantern rings on 3 of his opponents and knows exactly what they are capable of, so he is in the air patiently waiting for them to attack. The 3 Green Lantern's, led by Kyle Rayner no wait Guy Gardner no it's Kyle; no it's.... Well lets just say the two of them can't decide on who the leader should be; have opted to have their rings make scuba gear for themselves and stay in the water. Spawn, who does not need oxygen anyway has done a similar thing with his suit allowing him to swim freely and quickly throughout the water. The Kracken and the Queen Alien in a rare sense of fear have opted to stay far away from each other because although the instinct of both of them is to either destroy or control every creature around them, they feel some sense to leave each other alone (showing that they are possibly smart enough to know that they are fighting as a team unit). Apocylypse through strange shape-shifting has managed to stay above water thus far but he is an obvious fish out of water (or maybe it would be the opposite of that)? As Hydroman comes upon him, Apocylypse still has a total arrogance about him due to the fact that he is signifigantly more powerful than the super-villain who is approaching him; but in this instance environment seems to trump both expierence and power as Hydroman swirls around him using his own size and weight to send him sinking to the bottom of the sea. Howard the Duck swims over to Gladiator who is nowhere near as comfortable in the water as the talking duck. But when you have Gladiator's strength, you do not have to be that comfortable in the water to pull the bill off of a Duck and then crack its neck. So that is what Gladiator decides to do. Darth Bain, who has convinced both teams that he is to frail to be doing these things on his own convinces his teammates Gladiator to follow them and Atreides Soldier #11, who is a great swimmer having grown up on the watery planet of Caladan to carry him while swimming over to where the marines and the Capt. Planet kids are (who have climbed on top of the vacant Ronco RaftsTM). Hydroman, sees that they could be in trouble and swims over to help. Hydroman is confident that he can easily do away with these 3 enemies who seem to be having trouble even staying above water. Just then Gladiator does what Darth Bain has instructed him to do and throws him up onto the raft that "earth" is on. Lord Bain throws the kid off of the raft and then with a single wave of his hand force pushes the other kids and the marines all off of their rafts. Then the Dark Lord of the Sith shoots an amazingly powerful burst of Sith Lightning into the water below him which circulates throughout the immediate area killing The Capt. Planet kids, their monkey, the 4 remaining marines, Hydroman, and even his own teammates Gladiator and Atreides Soldier #11. Darth Bain himself is completely insulated from this attack by the Ronco RaftTM that he is standing in. The 3 Green Lanterns are about to triple team Spawn when the mighty Kracken decides that it is time for him to crash out of the water and come out of the murky depths from which he was dwelling. The giant monster (perhaps unknowingly) does this in such a way that he does not totally give up his water advantage, but by making the fight take place partially above the water, he will also recieve some help from Weapon Omega and The Eradicator. The 3 Green Lanterns take to the air and begin to circle the head of the huge mythical creature but it does not remain 3 green stripes in the sky for very long as The Kracken almost instantly swipes G'Nort out of the air and bites his furry head right off. This infuriates Guy Gardner causing him to say "No one is allowed to kill that annoying alien but me". Guy Gardner then starts blasting The Kracken with everything he has got which is causing obvious pain to the huge beast causing it to retreat back under the water. Guy Gardner follows it in to the water and Kyle Rayner attempts to follow him until he feels the firm grip of two hands on his shoulders. The Eradicator throws Rayner right back into the air and him and Weapon Omega start flying right after him. As Rayner regroups he shoots an extremely powerful blast that blows Weapon Omega apart, but this only gives The Eradicator an extra couple of seconds which is more than he needs to rip the green lantern limb from limb. The Kracken, who seems newly energized by spending a few moments back underneath the water pops back up to the surface and begins swiping at Guy Gardner who is flying around rapidly. Guy Gardner is way to fast for the now frustrated Kracken to be able to hit but The Eradicator hits him with one well placed blast of optic heat. This is not enough to severly hurt the very expierenced green lantern but it is enough to slow him down for a second while The Mighty Kracken grabs his flailing body out of the air and takes a healthy bite out of the flying hero.
TEAM GRIFFIN IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Griffin is The Kracken, Queen Xenomorph #1, Spawn, Vigo the Carpathian, The Eradicator, Apocylypse, Weapon Omega, Col. John Madrix, Harry Tasker, Albert Gibson, Gladiator, Darth Bain, & Atreides Soldier #11.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The 5 bratty tree-huggers yell "Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, Heart". And with their powers combined they form Capt. Planet. Ron Popeil pulls out 1 of 20 rafts that he brought that instantly air themselves up with the simple touch of a button. He then offers the other 19 up for anyone on either team for 3 easy payment of $8.92; yes that's right only $8.92. But the marines say "who's team are you on A-Hole and they take the rafts and begin to use them. Capt. Planet takes to the air knowing that he is their hero, and with every intention of taking pollution down to zero but The Eradicator flies up to meet him and after two very well placed punches fries him with his heat vision. From down in the water Col. Madrix and Harry Tasker both say simultaneousely "Now that's what I call global warming". When Capt. Planet dies, the rings on the fingers of the kids blow up. Vigo the Carpathian, who has been vigorousely struggling to stay above water with all of his medieval clothing and armor can not stay a float and drowns. The 6 marines who were not lucky enough to get a Popeil raft swim over to fight what they view as a little old man with crustaceans all over his face. But Darth Bain who had the foresight to as of yet not allow his lightsaber to get to wet pops out the red crystal blade and throws it at the 6 marines. He then controls the lightsaber's direction with the force as it kills all 6 of the marines and then sinks 4 more of the Ronco raftsTM (including Ron's) before the lightsaber lands in the water and shorts itself out. Harry Tasker, Al Gibson, and Col. Madrix all start vigorousely swimming toward the marines in order to attack them and perhaps take their rafts. The colonel, after seeing what Lord Bain just did tries to get him to join in their battle within a battle but Darth Bain acts like he cannot get over there (really because he does not wish to risk his life in this way for such foolish teammates). As they are swimming Albert Gibson cannot keep up, is overcome with fatigue and drowns before the battle can begin but Harry and John manage to each instantly climb aboard a raft and snap the necks of the marines that were controlling them. The two Ausrian born U.S. military officers begin directing their boats toward the remaining 14 marines. The marines, who think that they are crazy for trying to attack such a large group of trained men gladly start hand paddling up to meet them (Unfortunetely Ronco has not yet devised a portable paddle for the rafts). The Marines may have been right about how crazy they were but they do manage to each take out 5 marines in this hand to hand/boat to boat battle before they are eventually killed. Weapon Omega takes to the air in order to flank The Eradicator who has overly impressed his teammates with his abilities. The Eradicator noticed the Green Lantern rings on 3 of his opponents and knows exactly what they are capable of, so he is in the air patiently waiting for them to attack. The 3 Green Lantern's, led by Kyle Rayner no wait Guy Gardner no it's Kyle; no it's.... Well lets just say the two of them can't decide on who the leader should be; have opted to have their rings make scuba gear for themselves and stay in the water. Spawn, who does not need oxygen anyway has done a similar thing with his suit allowing him to swim freely and quickly throughout the water. The Kracken and the Queen Alien in a rare sense of fear have opted to stay far away from each other because although the instinct of both of them is to either destroy or control every creature around them, they feel some sense to leave each other alone (showing that they are possibly smart enough to know that they are fighting as a team unit). Apocylypse through strange shape-shifting has managed to stay above water thus far but he is an obvious fish out of water (or maybe it would be the opposite of that)? As Hydroman comes upon him, Apocylypse still has a total arrogance about him due to the fact that he is signifigantly more powerful than the super-villain who is approaching him; but in this instance environment seems to trump both expierence and power as Hydroman swirls around him using his own size and weight to send him sinking to the bottom of the sea. Howard the Duck swims over to Gladiator who is nowhere near as comfortable in the water as the talking duck. But when you have Gladiator's strength, you do not have to be that comfortable in the water to pull the bill off of a Duck and then crack its neck. So that is what Gladiator decides to do. Darth Bain, who has convinced both teams that he is to frail to be doing these things on his own convinces his teammates Gladiator to follow them and Atreides Soldier #11, who is a great swimmer having grown up on the watery planet of Caladan to carry him while swimming over to where the marines and the Capt. Planet kids are (who have climbed on top of the vacant Ronco RaftsTM). Hydroman, sees that they could be in trouble and swims over to help. Hydroman is confident that he can easily do away with these 3 enemies who seem to be having trouble even staying above water. Just then Gladiator does what Darth Bain has instructed him to do and throws him up onto the raft that "earth" is on. Lord Bain throws the kid off of the raft and then with a single wave of his hand force pushes the other kids and the marines all off of their rafts. Then the Dark Lord of the Sith shoots an amazingly powerful burst of Sith Lightning into the water below him which circulates throughout the immediate area killing The Capt. Planet kids, their monkey, the 4 remaining marines, Hydroman, and even his own teammates Gladiator and Atreides Soldier #11. Darth Bain himself is completely insulated from this attack by the Ronco RaftTM that he is standing in. The 3 Green Lanterns are about to triple team Spawn when the mighty Kracken decides that it is time for him to crash out of the water and come out of the murky depths from which he was dwelling. The giant monster (perhaps unknowingly) does this in such a way that he does not totally give up his water advantage, but by making the fight take place partially above the water, he will also recieve some help from Weapon Omega and The Eradicator. The 3 Green Lanterns take to the air and begin to circle the head of the huge mythical creature but it does not remain 3 green stripes in the sky for very long as The Kracken almost instantly swipes G'Nort out of the air and bites his furry head right off. This infuriates Guy Gardner causing him to say "No one is allowed to kill that annoying alien but me". Guy Gardner then starts blasting The Kracken with everything he has got which is causing obvious pain to the huge beast causing it to retreat back under the water. Guy Gardner follows it in to the water and Kyle Rayner attempts to follow him until he feels the firm grip of two hands on his shoulders. The Eradicator throws Rayner right back into the air and him and Weapon Omega start flying right after him. As Rayner regroups he shoots an extremely powerful blast that blows Weapon Omega apart, but this only gives The Eradicator an extra couple of seconds which is more than he needs to rip the green lantern limb from limb. The Kracken, who seems newly energized by spending a few moments back underneath the water pops back up to the surface and begins swiping at Guy Gardner who is flying around rapidly. Guy Gardner is way to fast for the now frustrated Kracken to be able to hit but The Eradicator hits him with one well placed blast of optic heat. This is not enough to severly hurt the very expierenced green lantern but it is enough to slow him down for a second while The Mighty Kracken grabs his flailing body out of the air and takes a healthy bite out of the flying hero.
TEAM GRIFFIN IS VICTORIOUS!
Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commandos is: Dave Bowman (The Starchild), Qui Gonn Jinn, Jar Jar Binks, Swimmell, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Capt. Tarpals, Gungan Soldier #1-50, Jedi Master #21, Angel, Mrs. Doubtfire, & Private Ryan.
George Washington's Slaves are: Martian Manhunter, Jason Bourne, Cthulu, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1-5, Wild Man #1, Suk Doctor #1, Arisia, Sonny (from I-Robot), Jimmy Neutron, Fidel Castro, Brian Griffin, George Castanza, David Beckham, & Ryan Burke.
Dave Bowman the Starchild who can be all places at all times invisibly oversees the field. Martian Manhunter senses Bowman's presence and tries to locate him. The Wild Man, having come from the barren plains of Dagorland cannot swim and drowns. Mrs. Doubtfire, in his fat suit can't keep his head above water and drowns but does not sink due to the foam rubber. Private Ryan, being kitted in his D-Day gear sinks like a stone and drowns. Jimmy Nuetron builds a hoverboat in which he Sonny the I-Robot, Fidel Castro, Brian Griffin, George Castanza, David Beckham and Ryan Burke sit, watch the battle and get drunk. Jason Bourne toes off against Angel, or at least as much as one can while treading water. The two of them, being kick ass fighters, make for a awesome battle that goes beyond the scope of this synopsis. Ultimately Bourne succumbs to Angel's vampire strength and has his arms ripped off. As Jason bleeds out and sinks the last thing he sees is the corpse of Private Ryan. He is astonished to see the resemblance to himself; there must be a connection but he can't remember… Qui Gonn, with his A-99 Aquata Breather, leads General Jar Jar, Captain Tarpals, Jedi Master #21, and fifty Gungans against Ki Adi Mundi, his five Jedi Masters. Five Jedi Masters are a close match for the fifty Gungans underwater and the battle was about to turn against the Gungans until Jar Jar dropped a power ball into the ammo crate and blew up all the Gungans and Jedi Masters to which Jar Jar says "Theysa all go boom". Jedi Master #21 then beheads Jar Jar. After a heated battle Qui Gon manages to kill Ki Adi Mundi only to feel a tenacle wrap around his leg. It is the Cthulu, rising from the blackest depths and it drags Qui Gon to his death. George Castanza shouts "Take that! Jedi Master – Jedi Smashter, huh." The Starchild decides that it is tome to stop observing and act. The hoverboat cracks in two, spilling its occupants into the water. Martian Manhunter demands that the Starchild show himself. Bowman obliges, transporting Martian Manhunter into the middle of the sun. Jedi Master #21 leaps off the floating corpse of Mrs. Doubtfire into the middle of the huddling survivors of the hoverboat. He slays Jimmy Neutron with a nasty head wound, not a great feat considering the size of his head. Then he turns on Sonny the I-Robot, turning him into bits of metal and plastic. The Starchild returns and appears behind George Castanza making George piss himself. This attracts the Cthulu which takes Jedi Master #21 down to join Qui Gon. Bowman then transports the Cthulu to Europa. The Cthulu being one of the Old Ones convinces bowman to merge with the Europa monolith and they then can shape the evolution of the Europans together. George, Castro, Brian Griffin and David Beckham all celebrate their victory and go home. Burke gets left behind and drowns.
Winner: George Washington's Slaves
George Washington's Slaves are: Martian Manhunter, Jason Bourne, Cthulu, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1-5, Wild Man #1, Suk Doctor #1, Arisia, Sonny (from I-Robot), Jimmy Neutron, Fidel Castro, Brian Griffin, George Castanza, David Beckham, & Ryan Burke.
Dave Bowman the Starchild who can be all places at all times invisibly oversees the field. Martian Manhunter senses Bowman's presence and tries to locate him. The Wild Man, having come from the barren plains of Dagorland cannot swim and drowns. Mrs. Doubtfire, in his fat suit can't keep his head above water and drowns but does not sink due to the foam rubber. Private Ryan, being kitted in his D-Day gear sinks like a stone and drowns. Jimmy Nuetron builds a hoverboat in which he Sonny the I-Robot, Fidel Castro, Brian Griffin, George Castanza, David Beckham and Ryan Burke sit, watch the battle and get drunk. Jason Bourne toes off against Angel, or at least as much as one can while treading water. The two of them, being kick ass fighters, make for a awesome battle that goes beyond the scope of this synopsis. Ultimately Bourne succumbs to Angel's vampire strength and has his arms ripped off. As Jason bleeds out and sinks the last thing he sees is the corpse of Private Ryan. He is astonished to see the resemblance to himself; there must be a connection but he can't remember… Qui Gonn, with his A-99 Aquata Breather, leads General Jar Jar, Captain Tarpals, Jedi Master #21, and fifty Gungans against Ki Adi Mundi, his five Jedi Masters. Five Jedi Masters are a close match for the fifty Gungans underwater and the battle was about to turn against the Gungans until Jar Jar dropped a power ball into the ammo crate and blew up all the Gungans and Jedi Masters to which Jar Jar says "Theysa all go boom". Jedi Master #21 then beheads Jar Jar. After a heated battle Qui Gon manages to kill Ki Adi Mundi only to feel a tenacle wrap around his leg. It is the Cthulu, rising from the blackest depths and it drags Qui Gon to his death. George Castanza shouts "Take that! Jedi Master – Jedi Smashter, huh." The Starchild decides that it is tome to stop observing and act. The hoverboat cracks in two, spilling its occupants into the water. Martian Manhunter demands that the Starchild show himself. Bowman obliges, transporting Martian Manhunter into the middle of the sun. Jedi Master #21 leaps off the floating corpse of Mrs. Doubtfire into the middle of the huddling survivors of the hoverboat. He slays Jimmy Neutron with a nasty head wound, not a great feat considering the size of his head. Then he turns on Sonny the I-Robot, turning him into bits of metal and plastic. The Starchild returns and appears behind George Castanza making George piss himself. This attracts the Cthulu which takes Jedi Master #21 down to join Qui Gon. Bowman then transports the Cthulu to Europa. The Cthulu being one of the Old Ones convinces bowman to merge with the Europa monolith and they then can shape the evolution of the Europans together. George, Castro, Brian Griffin and David Beckham all celebrate their victory and go home. Burke gets left behind and drowns.
Winner: George Washington's Slaves
Monday, March 10, 2008
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Obi Wan Kenobie, Jaws the shark, Glinda: The Good Witch, The Lochness Monster, The Sando Aqua Monster, Penguin, Padme Amidala, Jedi Master #31 & 32, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Silver Dragon #1 & 2, Posh Spice, Scary Spice, Baby Spice, Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, & Joe Perry.
The Right Wing is Posieden, Phibian #11-18, Kit Fisto, Mikhail Bakunin, Princess Ariel, Scrappy-Doo, Jedi Knight #16-21, Zues, & Nick Houslander.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The 2 Jedi Masters, Obi-Wan, and Padme all climb on the backs of the 2 silver dragons and they take to the air. The 2 dragons drop Padme and the 3 Jedi's off at the small island where they begin to fortify their position. Glinda also begins to fly in order to get a vantage point from the air (Coach Bonaparte insists that his team attempt to control all aspects of every battle). The Sando Aqua Monster, Lochness Monster, and Jaws all instinctively begin to swim deep into the sea where they feel the most comfortable. The Right Wing's 6 Jedi's, led by Mikhail, an excellent swimmer begin to swim toward the small island in order to fight the other Jedi head-on. Nick swims up on Joe Perry, who despite how great he looks in a bathing suit with his 6 pack abs is not much of a swimmer. Nick, regrettably because he is such a big fan, swims up behind him, pulls out his not-so waterproof hunting knife and brutally kills Joe Perry by sticking the knife into his neck. Kit Fisto pops his head above water and says to Nick "Nice one son" (Jedi Master Fisto uses that term all the time). Fisto then yells "go get the Spice girls, they are getting away". Nick says "What are you crazy, Joe Perry is one thing, I can't hurt the Spice Girls. It is at this time, during this ludicrous argument that Silver Dragon#2 swoops down and grabs Nick right out of the water with his teeth killing him. The Spice Girls, who for some strange reason seem to be able to float with just their heads above water without moving their hands and feet?... Swim in to join the battle. Scrappy-Doo, who is not scared of anything, even Scary Spice rushes in yelling "puppy power" to take on all the Spice Girls at once. The Spice girls rip the poor puppy apart (who ever new that any of The Spice Girls could be so mean, (except for maybe Eddie Murphy)). The 6 Jedi Knights with Mikhail have finally reached the small island and begin to storm it. Padme, first starts shooting at them but they manage to block all of the blaster bolts with their lightsabers. The 6 Knights attack the 3 Masters, hoping that in this case numbers will trump expierence. Jedi Master #31 goes in for the kill and takes out Jedi Knight #17, but while he is lightsaber battling with #16, #20 stabs him in the chest. Obi-Wan, who is the most skilled Jedi on the small island attacks and easily takes out Knight #18 & 21 with a little spin move. He then force pushes #19 out of the way, knocking his lightsaber out of his hand. This gives Padme the oppurtunity to shoot him. Jedi Master #32, who has been battling with knight #20 finally finishes him off with a head shot. With only 1 Jedi Knight left, Obi Wan says "we take him togeather", the two of them have no problem killing the less expierenced Jedi. Although during the course of this battle everyone has somewhat forgotten about Mikhail who has picked up Jedi Knight #19's lightsaber. He takes her off guard and uses it to cut Padme in half. Obi Wan says "NOOOOOOOOOOO". Zues, who has recently taken to the air to meet Glinda and the dragons; in an attempt to help the mere mortal yells to Mikhail "AYE! Friend Jump back into the water and get out of there" Mikhail says "Get off the island? What is this the last episode"? As he is saying this the enraged Obi Wan cuts off the arm holding the green lightsaber and then finishes him off. Ariel swims over to where Penguin is and begins to circle him. Penguin, who is a great swimmer due to his birth defects is still no match for Ariel in the water. She swims by him like he was standing still, and then swims underneath him grabbing his right leg. She then tightens her grip and begins swimming downward, not stopping until he stops struggling. Ariel then swims up to Wonder Woman and her sidekick, in an attempt to do the same move. Ariel tries this on Wonder Girl first and it actually starts to work until Wonder Girl grabs part of the lasso off of Wonder Woman's belt. Wonder Woman, with a firm grip on the other end of the lasso pulls the two of them back up to the surface of the water. She grabs Ariel by the fin and throws her a few feet into the air. On the way down all it takes is one swift punch to Ariel's head to take her out of commission. Posieden, who is being followed by the 8 phibians and Kit Fisto begin to swim deep into the water to meet the threat of the 3 huge animals that are dwelling down there. Posieden decidedes that as the god of the sea it is he that is best suited to battle the huge Sando Aqua Monster. Kit Fisto will take on Nessie and the Phibians will attempt to fight Jaws. Nessie tries to attack Kit Fisto with its teeth but Kit is to fast for that. The Jedi evades the jaws of the animal but Nessie manages to hit him with its tail knocking Kit Fisto to the side. Nessie tries to eat him but Kit Fisto manages to force push him, sending him backward through the water. As Nessie is tumbling through the water attempting to get its balance back Kit Fisto uses his waterproof lightsaber to cut right through the long neck of The Lochness Monster. Jaws is drawn to the blood of Nessie and starts moving over that way. With there being fresh blood in the water it is especially annoying to the great white shark that there are 8 phibians trying to attack him. Jaws turns around to meet his attackers and swallows Phibian #6 whole. The other 7 phibians, moving through the water with incredible speed and grace begin stabbing the huge shark with their harpoons. The Phibians are fierce fighters and with their servant mentality do not mind accepting heavy losses in order to defeat this enemy. Jaws bites two more Phibians in half (#2 &3) but 4 of them manage to get on the back of the monstrous shark and begin stabbing it like mad. Phibian #8 gets swallowed, but while barely alive in the shark's mouth continues to stab with his harpoon. These internal and external injuries are finally enough to kill Jaws. Glinda, who believes that she has the air advantage with the help of the 2 silver dragons is greatly underestimating the god of thunder. Zues throws a single lightning bolt at Silver Dragon #1 which completely fries the dragon. Glinda tries to counter this attack with her wand but Zues absorbs her attack and sends the power right back at her destroying the wand. Zues then goes in for the kill. He flies up on Glinda with amazing speed and he then grabs a hold of her sending electricity through her entire body, killing her. He then gets on the back of the other dragon and begins strangling it until they both go plummeting into the water with only the King of the gods surviving. Posieden, who is engaged in a truly epic battle with the Sando Aqua Monster is moving through the sea at incredible speeds. The huge monster has been completely unable to touch the Greek god but Posieden has stabbed the huge monster dozens of times with his mystical trident, each time causing the beast to cringe in pain. Kit Fisto and the phibians begin to swim up to help, but Posieden waves them off because he does not want to share the glory of destroying this monstrous animal. The sea monster swipes its mighty hand, narrowly missing the god. Posieden then swims up towards the top of the beast first jabbing the trident into its eye and then its jugular vein, killing the tremendous animal. Zues then climbs up on shore of the tiny island where Obi Wan and the other master are still hanging out. Zues pulls 2 lightning bolts out of nowhere like swords and begins to fight with the 2 Jedi. Obi Wan and the other master move in unison, both of them jumping around like acrobats. Zues kicks Obi Wan in the hand sending a bolt of lightning through it which shorts out his lightsaber and destroys it. The god then takes both of his bolts and stabs them into the body of Jedi Master #32, but while this is happening Obi Wan makes an incredible move by flipping over to the backside of Zues while he is tied up stabbing the other Jedi. Obi Wan uses the force to pick up one of the fallen Jedi's lightsabers and then uses it to cut off the head of Zues. Posieden and the phibians start to swim back to the surface where Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl, and The Spice Girls are wading in the water having a true girl power conversation about men and how much they suck. Posieden goes for Wonder Woman who in the past has fought with many a god, often times successfully; but she is a little mismatched in this environment. They begin to trade punches but once Posieden gets a hold of her and the punches they are trading take place under water it eventually makes for a battle that Wonder Woman cannot win. She ends up dead, getting a trident in the chest. As the phibians surround Wonder Girl she realizes quickly that she is completely mismatched if she is to fight creatures like these while she is in the water. Although she does manage to land one well placed punch that kills Phibian #4 before the remaining 3 phibians drag her beneath the surface and stab her with their harpoons until she is dead. Kit Fisto then uses his force powers from underneath the water to make a violent wave which knocks all 5 of the Spice Girls unconcious causing them to drown. Obi Wan Kenobi, now the soul survivor of Napoleon's Brigade knows that he is no match for the 6 remaining members of the Right Wing. Even Kit Fisto who Obi Wan believes he could possibly defeat if the circumstances were different he knows he cannot beat when Master Fisto has the only lightsaber that will work under water. But Qui Gonn taught the jedi to never give up so he puts on his small mouth breathing apparatus and dives into the water. He does not even have time to do 1 force push before Kit Fisto and the Phibians destroy him.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
The Right Wing is Posieden, Phibian #11-18, Kit Fisto, Mikhail Bakunin, Princess Ariel, Scrappy-Doo, Jedi Knight #16-21, Zues, & Nick Houslander.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The 2 Jedi Masters, Obi-Wan, and Padme all climb on the backs of the 2 silver dragons and they take to the air. The 2 dragons drop Padme and the 3 Jedi's off at the small island where they begin to fortify their position. Glinda also begins to fly in order to get a vantage point from the air (Coach Bonaparte insists that his team attempt to control all aspects of every battle). The Sando Aqua Monster, Lochness Monster, and Jaws all instinctively begin to swim deep into the sea where they feel the most comfortable. The Right Wing's 6 Jedi's, led by Mikhail, an excellent swimmer begin to swim toward the small island in order to fight the other Jedi head-on. Nick swims up on Joe Perry, who despite how great he looks in a bathing suit with his 6 pack abs is not much of a swimmer. Nick, regrettably because he is such a big fan, swims up behind him, pulls out his not-so waterproof hunting knife and brutally kills Joe Perry by sticking the knife into his neck. Kit Fisto pops his head above water and says to Nick "Nice one son" (Jedi Master Fisto uses that term all the time). Fisto then yells "go get the Spice girls, they are getting away". Nick says "What are you crazy, Joe Perry is one thing, I can't hurt the Spice Girls. It is at this time, during this ludicrous argument that Silver Dragon#2 swoops down and grabs Nick right out of the water with his teeth killing him. The Spice Girls, who for some strange reason seem to be able to float with just their heads above water without moving their hands and feet?... Swim in to join the battle. Scrappy-Doo, who is not scared of anything, even Scary Spice rushes in yelling "puppy power" to take on all the Spice Girls at once. The Spice girls rip the poor puppy apart (who ever new that any of The Spice Girls could be so mean, (except for maybe Eddie Murphy)). The 6 Jedi Knights with Mikhail have finally reached the small island and begin to storm it. Padme, first starts shooting at them but they manage to block all of the blaster bolts with their lightsabers. The 6 Knights attack the 3 Masters, hoping that in this case numbers will trump expierence. Jedi Master #31 goes in for the kill and takes out Jedi Knight #17, but while he is lightsaber battling with #16, #20 stabs him in the chest. Obi-Wan, who is the most skilled Jedi on the small island attacks and easily takes out Knight #18 & 21 with a little spin move. He then force pushes #19 out of the way, knocking his lightsaber out of his hand. This gives Padme the oppurtunity to shoot him. Jedi Master #32, who has been battling with knight #20 finally finishes him off with a head shot. With only 1 Jedi Knight left, Obi Wan says "we take him togeather", the two of them have no problem killing the less expierenced Jedi. Although during the course of this battle everyone has somewhat forgotten about Mikhail who has picked up Jedi Knight #19's lightsaber. He takes her off guard and uses it to cut Padme in half. Obi Wan says "NOOOOOOOOOOO". Zues, who has recently taken to the air to meet Glinda and the dragons; in an attempt to help the mere mortal yells to Mikhail "AYE! Friend Jump back into the water and get out of there" Mikhail says "Get off the island? What is this the last episode"? As he is saying this the enraged Obi Wan cuts off the arm holding the green lightsaber and then finishes him off. Ariel swims over to where Penguin is and begins to circle him. Penguin, who is a great swimmer due to his birth defects is still no match for Ariel in the water. She swims by him like he was standing still, and then swims underneath him grabbing his right leg. She then tightens her grip and begins swimming downward, not stopping until he stops struggling. Ariel then swims up to Wonder Woman and her sidekick, in an attempt to do the same move. Ariel tries this on Wonder Girl first and it actually starts to work until Wonder Girl grabs part of the lasso off of Wonder Woman's belt. Wonder Woman, with a firm grip on the other end of the lasso pulls the two of them back up to the surface of the water. She grabs Ariel by the fin and throws her a few feet into the air. On the way down all it takes is one swift punch to Ariel's head to take her out of commission. Posieden, who is being followed by the 8 phibians and Kit Fisto begin to swim deep into the water to meet the threat of the 3 huge animals that are dwelling down there. Posieden decidedes that as the god of the sea it is he that is best suited to battle the huge Sando Aqua Monster. Kit Fisto will take on Nessie and the Phibians will attempt to fight Jaws. Nessie tries to attack Kit Fisto with its teeth but Kit is to fast for that. The Jedi evades the jaws of the animal but Nessie manages to hit him with its tail knocking Kit Fisto to the side. Nessie tries to eat him but Kit Fisto manages to force push him, sending him backward through the water. As Nessie is tumbling through the water attempting to get its balance back Kit Fisto uses his waterproof lightsaber to cut right through the long neck of The Lochness Monster. Jaws is drawn to the blood of Nessie and starts moving over that way. With there being fresh blood in the water it is especially annoying to the great white shark that there are 8 phibians trying to attack him. Jaws turns around to meet his attackers and swallows Phibian #6 whole. The other 7 phibians, moving through the water with incredible speed and grace begin stabbing the huge shark with their harpoons. The Phibians are fierce fighters and with their servant mentality do not mind accepting heavy losses in order to defeat this enemy. Jaws bites two more Phibians in half (#2 &3) but 4 of them manage to get on the back of the monstrous shark and begin stabbing it like mad. Phibian #8 gets swallowed, but while barely alive in the shark's mouth continues to stab with his harpoon. These internal and external injuries are finally enough to kill Jaws. Glinda, who believes that she has the air advantage with the help of the 2 silver dragons is greatly underestimating the god of thunder. Zues throws a single lightning bolt at Silver Dragon #1 which completely fries the dragon. Glinda tries to counter this attack with her wand but Zues absorbs her attack and sends the power right back at her destroying the wand. Zues then goes in for the kill. He flies up on Glinda with amazing speed and he then grabs a hold of her sending electricity through her entire body, killing her. He then gets on the back of the other dragon and begins strangling it until they both go plummeting into the water with only the King of the gods surviving. Posieden, who is engaged in a truly epic battle with the Sando Aqua Monster is moving through the sea at incredible speeds. The huge monster has been completely unable to touch the Greek god but Posieden has stabbed the huge monster dozens of times with his mystical trident, each time causing the beast to cringe in pain. Kit Fisto and the phibians begin to swim up to help, but Posieden waves them off because he does not want to share the glory of destroying this monstrous animal. The sea monster swipes its mighty hand, narrowly missing the god. Posieden then swims up towards the top of the beast first jabbing the trident into its eye and then its jugular vein, killing the tremendous animal. Zues then climbs up on shore of the tiny island where Obi Wan and the other master are still hanging out. Zues pulls 2 lightning bolts out of nowhere like swords and begins to fight with the 2 Jedi. Obi Wan and the other master move in unison, both of them jumping around like acrobats. Zues kicks Obi Wan in the hand sending a bolt of lightning through it which shorts out his lightsaber and destroys it. The god then takes both of his bolts and stabs them into the body of Jedi Master #32, but while this is happening Obi Wan makes an incredible move by flipping over to the backside of Zues while he is tied up stabbing the other Jedi. Obi Wan uses the force to pick up one of the fallen Jedi's lightsabers and then uses it to cut off the head of Zues. Posieden and the phibians start to swim back to the surface where Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl, and The Spice Girls are wading in the water having a true girl power conversation about men and how much they suck. Posieden goes for Wonder Woman who in the past has fought with many a god, often times successfully; but she is a little mismatched in this environment. They begin to trade punches but once Posieden gets a hold of her and the punches they are trading take place under water it eventually makes for a battle that Wonder Woman cannot win. She ends up dead, getting a trident in the chest. As the phibians surround Wonder Girl she realizes quickly that she is completely mismatched if she is to fight creatures like these while she is in the water. Although she does manage to land one well placed punch that kills Phibian #4 before the remaining 3 phibians drag her beneath the surface and stab her with their harpoons until she is dead. Kit Fisto then uses his force powers from underneath the water to make a violent wave which knocks all 5 of the Spice Girls unconcious causing them to drown. Obi Wan Kenobi, now the soul survivor of Napoleon's Brigade knows that he is no match for the 6 remaining members of the Right Wing. Even Kit Fisto who Obi Wan believes he could possibly defeat if the circumstances were different he knows he cannot beat when Master Fisto has the only lightsaber that will work under water. But Qui Gonn taught the jedi to never give up so he puts on his small mouth breathing apparatus and dives into the water. He does not even have time to do 1 force push before Kit Fisto and the Phibians destroy him.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Better Than All of You Vs. Team Shaun
Better Than All of You is Aquaman, Aqualad, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), NS-5 #1-22, & Megadeth's Bass Player.
Team Shaun is Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Zit, Rash, Pimple, Xenomorph #85-93, Navy Sailor #60-65, & Little Goomba #1.
Both teams are dropped into the water. Green Lantern creates a full green scuba gear for himself with his ring and puts an oxygen tank on Megadeth's Bass Player (and yes I will be referring to him as Megadeth's Bass Player throughout this entire scenario because I do not know his real name, nor did I feel like looking it up). The Battletoads pull out there surf boards in order to stay above the water, but Green Lantern takes to the air and one by one destroys the three surf boards with blasts of pure green energy, knocking the Battletoads into the water. Green Lantern then dives in below them. Aquaman tries to take control of the minds of the ninja turtles but is unsuccessful due to the fact that they do not have the minds of an animal in water, their minds are in fact human. So Aquaman along with Aqualad attack the four turtles. The Turtles move pretty well in the water although the ancient masters did not exactly have fully submersed water fighting in mind when they invented ninjitsu. The turtles, other than Donatello are also having quite a hard time using their weapons underwater because you cannot really swing an edged weapon hard enough or fast enough to make it overly usefull especially against fighters with as much underwater grace and speed as Aquaman and his sidekick. Aquaman goes in for Leonardo first, he easily dodges a swing from Leo's katana and then with one well placed punch to the head causes a deadly brain trauma. Aquaman tries to hang back in order to strategically take the turtles out one at a time but Aqualad gets cocky and decides to rush in against the 3 remaining turtles, he swims in with incredible speed and with one swift pull, he yanks the shell right off of Michelangelo's back, killing him. He then comes around the back of Raphael and with his superior strength grabs the hands of Raphael shoving his own two sai's right into the turtles chest. It is at this moment when Aqualad believes that he is going to easily win this battle that Donatello comes in over top and behind Aqualad, placing his legs over Aqualad's arms locking them back into place. He then takes his staff and shoves it right into the mouth of Aqualad just as he was about to say something cocky. He repeatedly rams the staff in their destroying his watery lungs, killing him. Aquaman, now in full Atlantean rage attacks Donatello fiercely caving in his reptilian skull. The NS-5's have been battling the Xenomorphs and the Xenomorphs with the help of the six Navy men seem to have the upper hand. Both groups move extremely well in the water but the Xenomorphs are taking them out in about a 2 to 1 ratio. They fight fiercely hand to hand and the NS-5's have no problem attacking the Xenomorphs due to the fact that they are far from human looking. Although the Xenomorphs are not intelligent enough to realize that due to their programming they will not attack the Navy Sailors. When the battle is overwith the 22 NS-5's are all dead but they manage to kill Xenomorph # 1,3,4,5,7, & 9; all 6 Navy Sailors are unharmed. Green Lantern, who now has the Battletoads right where he wants them creates a huge net underneath the 3 toads. He then makes the net wrap around them and creates a huge anchor underneath it. The Battletoads are trapped in the net as they begin to float to the bottom of the sea and drown. Megadeth's Bass Player, who has been swimming downward, chasing the Little Goomba. The little Goomba, who has no way of doing anything but sinking, gets caught up in some seaweed. Magadeth's B.P. takes this as an oppurtunity to pull a large rock, that was also caught in the weeds out and use it to smash the Goomba. Aquaman now goes after the 3 remaining Xenomorphs. While Green Lantern attacks the 6 Navy Sailors. They tell Megadeth's B.P. to start swimming to the surface. Green Lantern seems to be stalling in his fight with the sailors because he is waiting for the member of Megadeth to reach the small island off to the side. Once he gets there G.L. creates a huge saw blade made out of green energy. This blade cuts the oxygen tanks off of the back of the sailors. As they all start swimming toward the surface G.L., with a thin barricade of green energy blocks off the surface so they can not escape. Because Green Lantern is a good guy at heart he blasts all 6 of them in order to make their deaths not to painful. Aquaman is still fighting the 3 Xenomorphs, and running into a little bit of trouble in the process. He has managed to pull the tail off of #2 and jam it into the head of #8, killing it. He then attacked #6 by getting behind it and cracking its neck, then partially pulling its head from its body but some of the alien's concentrated acid blood gets on his arms, wounding him. The tailess xenomorph then begins to attack the wounded Atlantean but he is saved by a green blast from Green Lantern's ring. G.L. then puts a protective green coating over his teammate and Aquaman does the same neck cracking move on Xenomorph #2 that worked so well on #6.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Shaun is Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Zit, Rash, Pimple, Xenomorph #85-93, Navy Sailor #60-65, & Little Goomba #1.
Both teams are dropped into the water. Green Lantern creates a full green scuba gear for himself with his ring and puts an oxygen tank on Megadeth's Bass Player (and yes I will be referring to him as Megadeth's Bass Player throughout this entire scenario because I do not know his real name, nor did I feel like looking it up). The Battletoads pull out there surf boards in order to stay above the water, but Green Lantern takes to the air and one by one destroys the three surf boards with blasts of pure green energy, knocking the Battletoads into the water. Green Lantern then dives in below them. Aquaman tries to take control of the minds of the ninja turtles but is unsuccessful due to the fact that they do not have the minds of an animal in water, their minds are in fact human. So Aquaman along with Aqualad attack the four turtles. The Turtles move pretty well in the water although the ancient masters did not exactly have fully submersed water fighting in mind when they invented ninjitsu. The turtles, other than Donatello are also having quite a hard time using their weapons underwater because you cannot really swing an edged weapon hard enough or fast enough to make it overly usefull especially against fighters with as much underwater grace and speed as Aquaman and his sidekick. Aquaman goes in for Leonardo first, he easily dodges a swing from Leo's katana and then with one well placed punch to the head causes a deadly brain trauma. Aquaman tries to hang back in order to strategically take the turtles out one at a time but Aqualad gets cocky and decides to rush in against the 3 remaining turtles, he swims in with incredible speed and with one swift pull, he yanks the shell right off of Michelangelo's back, killing him. He then comes around the back of Raphael and with his superior strength grabs the hands of Raphael shoving his own two sai's right into the turtles chest. It is at this moment when Aqualad believes that he is going to easily win this battle that Donatello comes in over top and behind Aqualad, placing his legs over Aqualad's arms locking them back into place. He then takes his staff and shoves it right into the mouth of Aqualad just as he was about to say something cocky. He repeatedly rams the staff in their destroying his watery lungs, killing him. Aquaman, now in full Atlantean rage attacks Donatello fiercely caving in his reptilian skull. The NS-5's have been battling the Xenomorphs and the Xenomorphs with the help of the six Navy men seem to have the upper hand. Both groups move extremely well in the water but the Xenomorphs are taking them out in about a 2 to 1 ratio. They fight fiercely hand to hand and the NS-5's have no problem attacking the Xenomorphs due to the fact that they are far from human looking. Although the Xenomorphs are not intelligent enough to realize that due to their programming they will not attack the Navy Sailors. When the battle is overwith the 22 NS-5's are all dead but they manage to kill Xenomorph # 1,3,4,5,7, & 9; all 6 Navy Sailors are unharmed. Green Lantern, who now has the Battletoads right where he wants them creates a huge net underneath the 3 toads. He then makes the net wrap around them and creates a huge anchor underneath it. The Battletoads are trapped in the net as they begin to float to the bottom of the sea and drown. Megadeth's Bass Player, who has been swimming downward, chasing the Little Goomba. The little Goomba, who has no way of doing anything but sinking, gets caught up in some seaweed. Magadeth's B.P. takes this as an oppurtunity to pull a large rock, that was also caught in the weeds out and use it to smash the Goomba. Aquaman now goes after the 3 remaining Xenomorphs. While Green Lantern attacks the 6 Navy Sailors. They tell Megadeth's B.P. to start swimming to the surface. Green Lantern seems to be stalling in his fight with the sailors because he is waiting for the member of Megadeth to reach the small island off to the side. Once he gets there G.L. creates a huge saw blade made out of green energy. This blade cuts the oxygen tanks off of the back of the sailors. As they all start swimming toward the surface G.L., with a thin barricade of green energy blocks off the surface so they can not escape. Because Green Lantern is a good guy at heart he blasts all 6 of them in order to make their deaths not to painful. Aquaman is still fighting the 3 Xenomorphs, and running into a little bit of trouble in the process. He has managed to pull the tail off of #2 and jam it into the head of #8, killing it. He then attacked #6 by getting behind it and cracking its neck, then partially pulling its head from its body but some of the alien's concentrated acid blood gets on his arms, wounding him. The tailess xenomorph then begins to attack the wounded Atlantean but he is saved by a green blast from Green Lantern's ring. G.L. then puts a protective green coating over his teammate and Aquaman does the same neck cracking move on Xenomorph #2 that worked so well on #6.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Saturday, March 8, 2008
The Outsiders Vs. Team Fred
The Ousiders are Ares (designated leader), Apollo, Hercules, Kup, Beast Boy, The Predicons, Lord Voldemort, Justin Oblack, Navy Seal #45-50, & Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #14 & 15.
Team Fred is Namor (designated leader) with his Griffin, Black Manta, Aspen, The Mimic, Vision, Master Mold, Navy Sailor #1-25.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The Mimic takes on the powers of both Namor and Aspen. Ares has all of his team huddle togeather in the water while Beast Boy turns into a fish and swims underneath them. Beast Boy then turns into a whale and rises slightly above the surface with the rest of his team on his huge back. This is quite a bit of weight to have on the back of an animal, even one as large as a whale so Kup jumps back into the water and the Predicons merge to form Prediking and then take to the air. Master Mold along with Namor's Griffin also take to the air and begin to fight with Prediking. While all of this is going on Team Fred's Navy men swim to the tiny island which is the only land mass in the huge body of water. Once they get there they begin to remove some of their scuba gear, pull out weapons and attempt to fortify the island. Beast Boy in whale form begins to move toward the small island but Aspen causes the waves to become so rough that the huge whale has trouble moving due to the fact that he cannot go under water when he has all of his teammates on his back. The 6 Navy Seals led by the 2 Chiefs jump into the water and begin swimming toward the island. They fight the waves but with their superior equipment and training still manage to get to the island and storm the regular Navy sailors. The Seals are outnumbered 4 to 1 but these odds do not scare them. They move quickly and begin attacking Team Fred's Navy sailors. The sailors have the numbers and the mini battle ends quickly with the Seals all dead but they manage to kill an amazing 19 of the 25 sailors (#4,5,9,19,21, & 24 are the survivors) before they meet their demise. Kup, who is very expierenced in all forms of combat and is actually somewhat comfortable in the water is trying to think of a way to attack but Namor gets to him first and with his superior strength and speed in the water has no problem bludgeoning the Autobot until he is completely destroyed. Master Mold and the griffin are working fairly well as a team fighting off the Predicon Gestalt, and doing much damage to it in the meantime, but Prediking manages to get a hold of Namor's griffin and with a forceful pull rips the poor animal to shreds. Now that the fight is just one robot against another one Prediking, despite having taken quite a beating manages to evade a huge lazer blast from Master Mold and get in close to him. Once the battle is one of close quarters Prediking uses his superior strength to crack the neck of the huge sentinal and pull his head right off. Mimic then approaches the body of the sentinal that has just fallen into the water and pulls the arm off of it. He and Vision then swim underneath Beast Boy. Vision grabs a hold of the arm making it intangible just like he is. He floats inside the body of the whale and into its heart, with the arm of the fallen Master Mold still partially sticking out. He then returns the arm to its normal metal state and makes himself as hard as diamond. Then Mimic using Herculean strength pulls both Vision and the arm out of Beast Boy ripping apart his internal organs. Apollo and Ares, although both gods and great fighters are not in any way gods of the sea, and are not going to get any transferred power from their relative Poseiden because he is on another team. So there is very little that they can do as Aspen creates an extremely powerful undertoe which pulls the two of them into the very bottom of the sea, trapping them underneath the muddy surface. Hercules begins to fight with Namor, Voldemort with Black Manta, and Justin with Vision. Vision turns his hand into a substance similar to diamond and kills Justin Oblack, Hercules although even stronger and faster than Namor on land is quite out of his element. Namor manages to get Hercules in a headlock, eventually snapping his neck (I only wish Joe, Pete, Matt, and Ryan were here to see these two ripped shirtless dudes fighting one another, because I know they really dig that sort of thing. i.e. W.W.E.). Voldemort although not at all in his environment manages to cast a spell blocking Black Manta's Lazer beams and shooting them right back into his own helmet killing the water pirate. But Vision, Aspen, and Namor then surround the dark lord. Aspen creates a wave knocking him underneath the water while Vision approaches him in his intangible form and then grabs his wand. Namor then grabs a hold of his foot and starts dragging him down to the bottom off the water, but he drowns before Namor can even get him there. Mimic then pops out of the water and begins flying. He not only has Namor's foot wings but also has grown two huge wings on his back like that of Namor's Griffin and has taken on the fierceness of Ares (the latter two powers are of course beginning to fade due to the fact that Ares and the griffin are both dead). Mimic attacks the already weakened Prediking who is no match for Mimic with the five powers he has taken on. Prediking is destroyed.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Fred is Namor (designated leader) with his Griffin, Black Manta, Aspen, The Mimic, Vision, Master Mold, Navy Sailor #1-25.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The Mimic takes on the powers of both Namor and Aspen. Ares has all of his team huddle togeather in the water while Beast Boy turns into a fish and swims underneath them. Beast Boy then turns into a whale and rises slightly above the surface with the rest of his team on his huge back. This is quite a bit of weight to have on the back of an animal, even one as large as a whale so Kup jumps back into the water and the Predicons merge to form Prediking and then take to the air. Master Mold along with Namor's Griffin also take to the air and begin to fight with Prediking. While all of this is going on Team Fred's Navy men swim to the tiny island which is the only land mass in the huge body of water. Once they get there they begin to remove some of their scuba gear, pull out weapons and attempt to fortify the island. Beast Boy in whale form begins to move toward the small island but Aspen causes the waves to become so rough that the huge whale has trouble moving due to the fact that he cannot go under water when he has all of his teammates on his back. The 6 Navy Seals led by the 2 Chiefs jump into the water and begin swimming toward the island. They fight the waves but with their superior equipment and training still manage to get to the island and storm the regular Navy sailors. The Seals are outnumbered 4 to 1 but these odds do not scare them. They move quickly and begin attacking Team Fred's Navy sailors. The sailors have the numbers and the mini battle ends quickly with the Seals all dead but they manage to kill an amazing 19 of the 25 sailors (#4,5,9,19,21, & 24 are the survivors) before they meet their demise. Kup, who is very expierenced in all forms of combat and is actually somewhat comfortable in the water is trying to think of a way to attack but Namor gets to him first and with his superior strength and speed in the water has no problem bludgeoning the Autobot until he is completely destroyed. Master Mold and the griffin are working fairly well as a team fighting off the Predicon Gestalt, and doing much damage to it in the meantime, but Prediking manages to get a hold of Namor's griffin and with a forceful pull rips the poor animal to shreds. Now that the fight is just one robot against another one Prediking, despite having taken quite a beating manages to evade a huge lazer blast from Master Mold and get in close to him. Once the battle is one of close quarters Prediking uses his superior strength to crack the neck of the huge sentinal and pull his head right off. Mimic then approaches the body of the sentinal that has just fallen into the water and pulls the arm off of it. He and Vision then swim underneath Beast Boy. Vision grabs a hold of the arm making it intangible just like he is. He floats inside the body of the whale and into its heart, with the arm of the fallen Master Mold still partially sticking out. He then returns the arm to its normal metal state and makes himself as hard as diamond. Then Mimic using Herculean strength pulls both Vision and the arm out of Beast Boy ripping apart his internal organs. Apollo and Ares, although both gods and great fighters are not in any way gods of the sea, and are not going to get any transferred power from their relative Poseiden because he is on another team. So there is very little that they can do as Aspen creates an extremely powerful undertoe which pulls the two of them into the very bottom of the sea, trapping them underneath the muddy surface. Hercules begins to fight with Namor, Voldemort with Black Manta, and Justin with Vision. Vision turns his hand into a substance similar to diamond and kills Justin Oblack, Hercules although even stronger and faster than Namor on land is quite out of his element. Namor manages to get Hercules in a headlock, eventually snapping his neck (I only wish Joe, Pete, Matt, and Ryan were here to see these two ripped shirtless dudes fighting one another, because I know they really dig that sort of thing. i.e. W.W.E.). Voldemort although not at all in his environment manages to cast a spell blocking Black Manta's Lazer beams and shooting them right back into his own helmet killing the water pirate. But Vision, Aspen, and Namor then surround the dark lord. Aspen creates a wave knocking him underneath the water while Vision approaches him in his intangible form and then grabs his wand. Namor then grabs a hold of his foot and starts dragging him down to the bottom off the water, but he drowns before Namor can even get him there. Mimic then pops out of the water and begins flying. He not only has Namor's foot wings but also has grown two huge wings on his back like that of Namor's Griffin and has taken on the fierceness of Ares (the latter two powers are of course beginning to fade due to the fact that Ares and the griffin are both dead). Mimic attacks the already weakened Prediking who is no match for Mimic with the five powers he has taken on. Prediking is destroyed.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches
The Untouchables are Mr. Fantastic (designated leader), Invisible Woman, Human Torch, The Thing, Broadside, Megatron, Aphrodite, Navy Seal #33-44, Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11-13, White Queen, Gung Ho, Slippy Toad, & Ork #20.
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches are Tasha (designated leader), Trident, Merman, Sharkticon #1-10, Sentinal #1 & 2, Skullcruncher & Grax, & Krypto.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The Thing throws Jonny Storm into the air to get him out of the water, while in the air he yells "flame on" and turns into Human Torch so he can stay out of the water by flying. Seconds after this The Thing begins to sink and drowns long before he reaches the bottom of the giant body of water. Broadside transforms into an aircraft carrier. Mr. Fantastic, with Invisible Woman on his back stretches his arms up to climb on top of the carrier. Megatron and White Queen carry Aphrodite, Gung Ho, Slippy Toad, and Ork # 20 to the surface of the carrier while they stay airborne. The 2 Sentinals take to the air to combat Megatron, Human Torch, and White Queen but it is not much of a match-up. Human Torch and White Queen simultaneousely blast Sentinal #1 and Megatron takes out the second sentinal with ease. Mr. Fantastic can see that his team is at a definite disadvantage as long as they are in the water so he orders everyone to stay on top of Broadside except for the Navy Seals who are in full scuba gear patrolling the area around them. Tasha sees this as well and orders her team to go deep within the water to regroup. This was a great idea for everyone on the team except for Tasha, because she is the only one that does actually require oxygen. So while the team is regrouping deep beneath the surface Tasha floats her Penguin body up to the surface to get some air. When she resurfaces Slippy Toad is waiting from on top of Broadside; he uses his Lazer gun to blast Tasha, this kills her which infuriates and rallys the rest of the Backyardigan squad. Trident, Merman, Krypto, Skullcruncher, and Grax attack the Navy Seals. The Seals fight valiantly but they cannot seem to do much damage. In the mean time the Sharkticons begin gnawing on the bottom of Broadside which is now unprotected. The Seals, although well trained in hand to hand under-water combat are still a bit mismatched. They were hoping to make it to the small island and set up a perimeter instead of being sitting ducks in an attempt to protect the rest of their team. Trident takes out 5 Seals including one of the Chiefs, while Merman manages to take out one of each, as does Krypto who manages to move through the water with about one third of his speed, which is still considerable. Skullcruncher takes care of the last six but not before a few of the Seals manage to bust apart his partner Grax who was unable to move as swiftly in the water as the well-equipped Seals. Broadside can now feel the Sharkticons chewing through his hull but he knows that he cannot transform into either robot or plane form because it would send his whole team crashing into the water below. Unfortunetely for the Untouchables that is what happens anyway when Broadside can no longer stay afloat after way to much sustained damage. Krypto takes to the air to try to combat the opponents who were not aboard the sinking autobot. Human Torch is the first to go after Superman's dog but he underestimates him quite a bit. Krypto is barely affected by the flames that Human torch is throwing at him and even as Human Torch attempts to punch the dog with his flamed over arm Krypto grabs him with his teeth and pulls him back into the water where he is unable to re-flame and where Skullcruncher makes short work of him. Krypto flies right back into the fray and tries to attack White Queen next. She is not as fast or strong as the flying dog but it is not much problem for her to take over it's rather primitive brain. This gives Megatron an easy oppurtunity to blast Krypto with everything he has got killing the super-powered dog. Now that they are just floating in the water, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Slippy Toad, and Ork #20 are no match for the attacking Sharkticons. They put up a bit of a fight but for those four, their is very little they can do to fight off giant robot sharks. Gung Ho (a tough marine) and Aphrodite (an immortal who must have learned how at some time over the last 10,000 years) are both excellent swimmers and able to avoid this initial confrontation at first. Gung Ho goes after Trident who he thinks looks like somebody he can take in a fight. But no matter how good of a swimmer Gung-Ho may be and no matter how excited he is (get it... Gung-Ho) Trident has the complete advantage. Trident stabs him in the neck with his trident and Gung-Ho dies. Aphrodite in the meantime is using her powers and intense beauty to try to entice the other team in order to trick them. This has no effect on Skullcruncher's or the Sharkticons' Cybertronian brains, and only works on Trident briefly before he shakes it off due to the fact that Trident does not love anyone but himself. Merman on the other hand falls in love with the goddess almost instantly and starts to swim over to her in order to be her servant. She ends this relationship quickly as she uses her god like strngth to crush Merman's skull (and they didn't even need a divorce attorney). This brings the battle to a total stand-off, while Megatron and White Queen stay airborne and the triple B squad now seemingly led by Trident after the untimely death of Tasha, adamantly refuse to leave the water. This stand-off lasts for about two hours before the referee of the match Oatu: the Watcher comes down under orders of the powers that be and against his own beliefs interferes and decides that since this is a water match, the remaining Untouchables will have to give up their vantage point and go on the offensive. Megatron and White Queen dive into the water as fast as they can while Megatron yells "you take the guy with the fork and I'll handle the renegade Decepticons". White Queen holds her breath and goes underneath the water knowing that if she can just get into Trident's head she can take it over and eventually kill him, but Trident manages to get into her head first by jabbing his three-pronged trident into the back of it. Megatron begins to fight fiercely with the other Transformers all 12 of whom know that he is by far the most powerful of them, but this is not enough due to the fact that he is hopelessly outnumbered and not at all in his desired environment. The Decepticon leader in his rage manages to kill Sharkticons #1,3,4, & 9 but is ripped apart by Skullcruncher and the remaining 6 Sharkticons.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES IS VICTORIOUS!
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches are Tasha (designated leader), Trident, Merman, Sharkticon #1-10, Sentinal #1 & 2, Skullcruncher & Grax, & Krypto.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The Thing throws Jonny Storm into the air to get him out of the water, while in the air he yells "flame on" and turns into Human Torch so he can stay out of the water by flying. Seconds after this The Thing begins to sink and drowns long before he reaches the bottom of the giant body of water. Broadside transforms into an aircraft carrier. Mr. Fantastic, with Invisible Woman on his back stretches his arms up to climb on top of the carrier. Megatron and White Queen carry Aphrodite, Gung Ho, Slippy Toad, and Ork # 20 to the surface of the carrier while they stay airborne. The 2 Sentinals take to the air to combat Megatron, Human Torch, and White Queen but it is not much of a match-up. Human Torch and White Queen simultaneousely blast Sentinal #1 and Megatron takes out the second sentinal with ease. Mr. Fantastic can see that his team is at a definite disadvantage as long as they are in the water so he orders everyone to stay on top of Broadside except for the Navy Seals who are in full scuba gear patrolling the area around them. Tasha sees this as well and orders her team to go deep within the water to regroup. This was a great idea for everyone on the team except for Tasha, because she is the only one that does actually require oxygen. So while the team is regrouping deep beneath the surface Tasha floats her Penguin body up to the surface to get some air. When she resurfaces Slippy Toad is waiting from on top of Broadside; he uses his Lazer gun to blast Tasha, this kills her which infuriates and rallys the rest of the Backyardigan squad. Trident, Merman, Krypto, Skullcruncher, and Grax attack the Navy Seals. The Seals fight valiantly but they cannot seem to do much damage. In the mean time the Sharkticons begin gnawing on the bottom of Broadside which is now unprotected. The Seals, although well trained in hand to hand under-water combat are still a bit mismatched. They were hoping to make it to the small island and set up a perimeter instead of being sitting ducks in an attempt to protect the rest of their team. Trident takes out 5 Seals including one of the Chiefs, while Merman manages to take out one of each, as does Krypto who manages to move through the water with about one third of his speed, which is still considerable. Skullcruncher takes care of the last six but not before a few of the Seals manage to bust apart his partner Grax who was unable to move as swiftly in the water as the well-equipped Seals. Broadside can now feel the Sharkticons chewing through his hull but he knows that he cannot transform into either robot or plane form because it would send his whole team crashing into the water below. Unfortunetely for the Untouchables that is what happens anyway when Broadside can no longer stay afloat after way to much sustained damage. Krypto takes to the air to try to combat the opponents who were not aboard the sinking autobot. Human Torch is the first to go after Superman's dog but he underestimates him quite a bit. Krypto is barely affected by the flames that Human torch is throwing at him and even as Human Torch attempts to punch the dog with his flamed over arm Krypto grabs him with his teeth and pulls him back into the water where he is unable to re-flame and where Skullcruncher makes short work of him. Krypto flies right back into the fray and tries to attack White Queen next. She is not as fast or strong as the flying dog but it is not much problem for her to take over it's rather primitive brain. This gives Megatron an easy oppurtunity to blast Krypto with everything he has got killing the super-powered dog. Now that they are just floating in the water, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Slippy Toad, and Ork #20 are no match for the attacking Sharkticons. They put up a bit of a fight but for those four, their is very little they can do to fight off giant robot sharks. Gung Ho (a tough marine) and Aphrodite (an immortal who must have learned how at some time over the last 10,000 years) are both excellent swimmers and able to avoid this initial confrontation at first. Gung Ho goes after Trident who he thinks looks like somebody he can take in a fight. But no matter how good of a swimmer Gung-Ho may be and no matter how excited he is (get it... Gung-Ho) Trident has the complete advantage. Trident stabs him in the neck with his trident and Gung-Ho dies. Aphrodite in the meantime is using her powers and intense beauty to try to entice the other team in order to trick them. This has no effect on Skullcruncher's or the Sharkticons' Cybertronian brains, and only works on Trident briefly before he shakes it off due to the fact that Trident does not love anyone but himself. Merman on the other hand falls in love with the goddess almost instantly and starts to swim over to her in order to be her servant. She ends this relationship quickly as she uses her god like strngth to crush Merman's skull (and they didn't even need a divorce attorney). This brings the battle to a total stand-off, while Megatron and White Queen stay airborne and the triple B squad now seemingly led by Trident after the untimely death of Tasha, adamantly refuse to leave the water. This stand-off lasts for about two hours before the referee of the match Oatu: the Watcher comes down under orders of the powers that be and against his own beliefs interferes and decides that since this is a water match, the remaining Untouchables will have to give up their vantage point and go on the offensive. Megatron and White Queen dive into the water as fast as they can while Megatron yells "you take the guy with the fork and I'll handle the renegade Decepticons". White Queen holds her breath and goes underneath the water knowing that if she can just get into Trident's head she can take it over and eventually kill him, but Trident manages to get into her head first by jabbing his three-pronged trident into the back of it. Megatron begins to fight fiercely with the other Transformers all 12 of whom know that he is by far the most powerful of them, but this is not enough due to the fact that he is hopelessly outnumbered and not at all in his desired environment. The Decepticon leader in his rage manages to kill Sharkticons #1,3,4, & 9 but is ripped apart by Skullcruncher and the remaining 6 Sharkticons.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES IS VICTORIOUS!
Friday, March 7, 2008
This Week...
Location: Water
Points: 400
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Team Shannon Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Better Than All of You Vs. Team Shaun
Team Goof Juice Vs. Legion of Doom
Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyaatches Vs. The Untouchables
Team Fred Vs. The Outsiders
Reign Supremacy Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
Team Pete Vs. Team Ed
Points: 400
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Team Shannon Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Better Than All of You Vs. Team Shaun
Team Goof Juice Vs. Legion of Doom
Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyaatches Vs. The Untouchables
Team Fred Vs. The Outsiders
Reign Supremacy Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
Team Pete Vs. Team Ed
Another Piece...
There will be a gold plate on the bottom that will read: Fantasy Fantasy League Champion
Post Your Week 2 Teams
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Good Luck to everyone in Week 2, Especially Nick.
Good Luck to everyone in Week 2, Especially Nick.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Where are the comments??
I'm surprised with who we have in this league, that we don't have a LOT more comments being posted. I hope I'm wrong in thinking that not everyone is in to this as I thought. And what's up with the missing team names???
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Ed
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Jamie Madrox, Tommy: The Green Ranger, Circuit Breaker, Scarlet Witch, Parasite, Josh Houslander, and Ork #21.
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Seraph, Sephiroth, Emerald Weapon, Willow, Griffin Poteracki, Jet Li, Gannon, Blitzwing, and Bowser: King of Koopa.
The Emerald Weapon, although extremely powerful finds itself to be completely useless out of water. It sees no threat to the water portion of "the planet" that it was created to protect so it ceases to need to exist. Josh Houslander hands Jamie Madrox his Glock and his katana blade. Jamie Madrox then makes 40 multiples of himself holding those weapons. As Josh is asking the multiples "HEY, can I have one of those back"? Seraph shoots Josh in the head. Tommy turns into the Green Ranger and begins to fight with Seraph. Griffin and Jet Li are forced to stop debating each other on who the better fighter is to follow Sephiroth into battle against the many multiples of Jamie Madrox. While the multiples are pretty skilled with their katana blades, Sephiroth wielding the 7' tall Masamune makes pretty short work of them, especially while Griffin and Jet Li have his back. Blitzwing flies in in plane form then transforms into tank mode in order to attack but Darkseid throws circuit breaker into Blitzwing disrupting his circuits. Although this ends Blitzwing, Circuit Breaker also dies when her body hits Blitzwing. Ork #21 tries to pick off Willow thinking he will be as easy to kill as any hobbit but Willow casts a spell and kills the ork (somewhere Miss Hillman is smiling). Darkseid and Scarlet Witch know that the true threat against them is that of Superman so they decide to move in on him. Darkseid takes the offensive while Scarlet Witch hangs back. Parasite grabs a hold of Willow and does not let go until Willow is lifeless. Parasite has absorbed the intellectual know-how and the physical ability to be a dork. Bowser, seeing that he should definitely not let parasite come near him starts jumping away from him and only doing his ranged fire attack, although except for slowing him down the fire does not seem to have much of an effect on him. Superman continues to fly around while Darkseid is shooting Omega beams at him. During this time Scarlet Witch turns Superman's cape into Kryptonite. Superman falls to the ground in agony. Jet Li has taken out 3 of the multiples and Sephiroth has defeated 16 as they begin to become surrounded by about twenty more. Griffin, much to his dismay has yet to kill one of the multiples but has been locked in vicious combat with one for some time. Griffin is wielding the identical sword that the multiple is because it is one that he picked up from one of the dead multiples. Sephiroth has taken out four more but they are closing in on him and Jet Li. Griffin gets stabbed in the leg and knocked to the ground by his opponent but when the multiple jumps on top of him to finish the job Griffin sticks his sword up and they join each other in death, when this happens Sephiroth and Jet Li are saved in the nick of time as the remaining 23 multiples disapear; because unknowingly to Griffin he did not just kill a multiple, but Jamie Madrox himself. Parasite leaves the fight with Bowser to go and help finish off Superman but Gannon at that moment uses his own powers to teleport next to Superman, grab the kryptonite and teleport away; but he is still weakened by it as Darkseid begins to blast him with more Omega beams. Superman begins to regain his strength when Scarlet Witch turns the sword that Gannon has holstered at his side into a hawk which grabs the kryptonite out of his hands and begins flying back toward Superman. Sephiroth then throws Masamune at Darkseid, not doing any permanent damage but knocking him over and disrupting him from finishing off Superman. Bowser then shoots fire killing the Hawk that was carrying the kryptonite. Jet Li picks it up and starts running as far away from Superman as possible. Oh and by the way Seraph and the Green Ranger are still doing some really gnarly kung-fu moves on each other. Sephiroth runs at Darkseid in order to try to get back his sword but Darkseid blasts him with Omega beams. Sephiroth suprisingly survives this attack, grabs Masamune and begins to attack Darkseid. Parasite runs up on Superman as the weakened Superman attempts to blow his superbreath and keep him away. He is not strong enough to do so and Parasite begins sucking out Superman's powers. Bowser jumps in as if to attack Parasite but instead throws superman over his shoulder and jumps as far away as possible. Jet Li gives the Kryptonite to Gannon who then teleports back next to Parasite who now with Superman's aura within him becomes very weakened by the kryptonite. Darseid blasts Sephiroth with a full force Omega beam and this time finishes the job, killing off the great SOLDIER. Bowser, knowing now more than ever that Superman is their only chance of defeating Darkseid has gotten him far enough away that he has begun to regain his strength. Jet Li and Gannon procede to beat the crap out of Parasite. Seraph and Tommy are so evenly matched that neither of them seem to be gaining an upper hand in their ongoing battle. Gannon and Jet Li finish off Parasite and with the rest of his powers Gannon destroys the kryptonite. Scarlet Witch, who turned Josh's old sword into a motorcycle so she could get close enough to Superman then turns Bowser's bracelet into kryptonite. Bowser instantly eats the bracelet and Superman instinctively throws Bowser at Scarlet Witch, this kills them both. Darkseid does not get to Parasite in time to help him but he easily finishes off the weakened Gannon and Jet Li with his bear hands. Superman flies up punching Darkseid, Darkseid returns with a quick Omega beam blast but Superman blocks it with his own eye beams. Darkseid attacks with a flurry of punches but Superman takes to the air; in the end it would be Superman's speed, not his strength that would finish Darkseid as he flies up behind him and stabs him in the neck with the green dagger that had been knocked into the air by Seraph, out of The Green Ranger's hand. Darkseid dies but as Superman flies over to help Seraph, Seraph stops the battle and tells Tommy that he has fought well and that he is no longer a threat to The Oracle. The Green Ranger leaves with his life.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Seraph, Sephiroth, Emerald Weapon, Willow, Griffin Poteracki, Jet Li, Gannon, Blitzwing, and Bowser: King of Koopa.
The Emerald Weapon, although extremely powerful finds itself to be completely useless out of water. It sees no threat to the water portion of "the planet" that it was created to protect so it ceases to need to exist. Josh Houslander hands Jamie Madrox his Glock and his katana blade. Jamie Madrox then makes 40 multiples of himself holding those weapons. As Josh is asking the multiples "HEY, can I have one of those back"? Seraph shoots Josh in the head. Tommy turns into the Green Ranger and begins to fight with Seraph. Griffin and Jet Li are forced to stop debating each other on who the better fighter is to follow Sephiroth into battle against the many multiples of Jamie Madrox. While the multiples are pretty skilled with their katana blades, Sephiroth wielding the 7' tall Masamune makes pretty short work of them, especially while Griffin and Jet Li have his back. Blitzwing flies in in plane form then transforms into tank mode in order to attack but Darkseid throws circuit breaker into Blitzwing disrupting his circuits. Although this ends Blitzwing, Circuit Breaker also dies when her body hits Blitzwing. Ork #21 tries to pick off Willow thinking he will be as easy to kill as any hobbit but Willow casts a spell and kills the ork (somewhere Miss Hillman is smiling). Darkseid and Scarlet Witch know that the true threat against them is that of Superman so they decide to move in on him. Darkseid takes the offensive while Scarlet Witch hangs back. Parasite grabs a hold of Willow and does not let go until Willow is lifeless. Parasite has absorbed the intellectual know-how and the physical ability to be a dork. Bowser, seeing that he should definitely not let parasite come near him starts jumping away from him and only doing his ranged fire attack, although except for slowing him down the fire does not seem to have much of an effect on him. Superman continues to fly around while Darkseid is shooting Omega beams at him. During this time Scarlet Witch turns Superman's cape into Kryptonite. Superman falls to the ground in agony. Jet Li has taken out 3 of the multiples and Sephiroth has defeated 16 as they begin to become surrounded by about twenty more. Griffin, much to his dismay has yet to kill one of the multiples but has been locked in vicious combat with one for some time. Griffin is wielding the identical sword that the multiple is because it is one that he picked up from one of the dead multiples. Sephiroth has taken out four more but they are closing in on him and Jet Li. Griffin gets stabbed in the leg and knocked to the ground by his opponent but when the multiple jumps on top of him to finish the job Griffin sticks his sword up and they join each other in death, when this happens Sephiroth and Jet Li are saved in the nick of time as the remaining 23 multiples disapear; because unknowingly to Griffin he did not just kill a multiple, but Jamie Madrox himself. Parasite leaves the fight with Bowser to go and help finish off Superman but Gannon at that moment uses his own powers to teleport next to Superman, grab the kryptonite and teleport away; but he is still weakened by it as Darkseid begins to blast him with more Omega beams. Superman begins to regain his strength when Scarlet Witch turns the sword that Gannon has holstered at his side into a hawk which grabs the kryptonite out of his hands and begins flying back toward Superman. Sephiroth then throws Masamune at Darkseid, not doing any permanent damage but knocking him over and disrupting him from finishing off Superman. Bowser then shoots fire killing the Hawk that was carrying the kryptonite. Jet Li picks it up and starts running as far away from Superman as possible. Oh and by the way Seraph and the Green Ranger are still doing some really gnarly kung-fu moves on each other. Sephiroth runs at Darkseid in order to try to get back his sword but Darkseid blasts him with Omega beams. Sephiroth suprisingly survives this attack, grabs Masamune and begins to attack Darkseid. Parasite runs up on Superman as the weakened Superman attempts to blow his superbreath and keep him away. He is not strong enough to do so and Parasite begins sucking out Superman's powers. Bowser jumps in as if to attack Parasite but instead throws superman over his shoulder and jumps as far away as possible. Jet Li gives the Kryptonite to Gannon who then teleports back next to Parasite who now with Superman's aura within him becomes very weakened by the kryptonite. Darseid blasts Sephiroth with a full force Omega beam and this time finishes the job, killing off the great SOLDIER. Bowser, knowing now more than ever that Superman is their only chance of defeating Darkseid has gotten him far enough away that he has begun to regain his strength. Jet Li and Gannon procede to beat the crap out of Parasite. Seraph and Tommy are so evenly matched that neither of them seem to be gaining an upper hand in their ongoing battle. Gannon and Jet Li finish off Parasite and with the rest of his powers Gannon destroys the kryptonite. Scarlet Witch, who turned Josh's old sword into a motorcycle so she could get close enough to Superman then turns Bowser's bracelet into kryptonite. Bowser instantly eats the bracelet and Superman instinctively throws Bowser at Scarlet Witch, this kills them both. Darkseid does not get to Parasite in time to help him but he easily finishes off the weakened Gannon and Jet Li with his bear hands. Superman flies up punching Darkseid, Darkseid returns with a quick Omega beam blast but Superman blocks it with his own eye beams. Darkseid attacks with a flurry of punches but Superman takes to the air; in the end it would be Superman's speed, not his strength that would finish Darkseid as he flies up behind him and stabs him in the neck with the green dagger that had been knocked into the air by Seraph, out of The Green Ranger's hand. Darkseid dies but as Superman flies over to help Seraph, Seraph stops the battle and tells Tommy that he has fought well and that he is no longer a threat to The Oracle. The Green Ranger leaves with his life.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Shaun Vs. Team Griffin
Team Shaun is Omega Red, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat, Venom, Darth Maul, Tails, Hammer Bros. #1-6, and Little Goomba #1 & 2.
Team Griffin is Black Tom Cassidy, Paul Maud'dib, The Leprechaun, King Richard the Lionhearted (player/coach), Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, and Allosaurus # 11 & 12.
King Richard, despite being horseless (what's up with that)? Orders an all out frontal attack on what appears to be a rather small squad. Black Tom instantly pulls all of the hammer bros. wood handled hammers away from them and sends them flying at Omega Red. Black Tom then has all of them explode in Omega Red's face killing him. Mighty Joe Young then Jumps into the air and lands on both the goombas (100 points, 200 points) and then without touching the ground jumps on the heads of all 6 unarmed hammer bros. (400, 800, 2000, 1 up, 2 up, 4 up). King Richard who is now thinking that he is only up against 3 more people orders his men to surround Team Shaun and Black Tom begins to control the grass to consume them in a tangled mess, but just then Venom reveals Coach McGruff the Crime Dog's secret plan as he pulls what appears to be a large radio out of his alien symbiote suit. He throws the radio into the air and then Soundwave transforms and orders the eject of all 6 of his tapes. Soundwave and his tapes stay airborn to avoid the attacking grass, Tails begins spinning his double tails to follow Soundwave's lead and Darth maul and Venom both use their superhuman jumping abilities to jump onto the backs of Rumble and Frenzy. Only Ravage who is unable to fly falls to the ground where he is consumed by Black Tom's attacking grass. Mighty Joe Young also jumps into the air and grabs onto Soundwave. Soundwave, although taking a beating from the large ape continues to fly higher into the air as fast as he can. Eventually Mighty Joe begins feeling light headed and loses his grip. He plummets to his death. Team Shaun knows that if they want to have any chance of beating Team Griffin they are going to have to take out Black Tom, so Rumble flies over top of him and then throws Venom down into the mix. Venom goes rocketing down with his huge teeth exposed and lands directly on top of Black Tom, surrounding him in black symbiote and biting his jugular vein. Although they are not fast enough to save Black Tom The Leprechaun and Paul both start stabbing Venom repeatedly until he is dead. Rumble and Frenzy both drop to the ground and begin hammering it to cause an earthquake. Most of them are having trouble moving, except for the allosauruses; but Tails uses himself as a diversion and the dinosaurs begin chasing him because he, unlike the robots is actually food. Soundwave, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat all open fire on the Allosauruses which they are very good at due to all of the practice they have had fighting the Dinobots. The two animals are to busy fighting over a mutant hedgehog to realize that they are under serious attack. The 3 transformers succeed in destroying them but not before Allosourus #2 swallows Tails whole. The Leprechaun shoots some magic at Rumble and Frenzy to knock them over and finally end their earthquake. Nemesis Enforcer, who up until this point has acted primarily as a personal bodyguard to King Richard Flies over to assist Paul Maud'dib who has begun to fight with Darth Maul. Due to all of the lazer activity going on Paul has deactivated his personal Holtzman Shield because he does not wish to cause a nuclear blast. Darth Maul force pushes Paul out of the way and then turns his attack toward Nemesis enforcer. Nemesis then enforces his way right into Darth Maul's lightsaber. King Richard, fearless as ever attacks Rumble head on. Rumble tries to shoot him but misses and King Richard jumps right into his stomach, hacking away with his sword. Rumble seems unable to defend himself against Richard's speed and stops functioning as Richard pulls his tattered sword out of Rumble's broken circuits; he then with an amazing toss throws his sword into the air as Rumble's fellow tapes come to his aid. The sword goes right into Ratbat destroying him but Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw avenge the other two Decepticons by blasting King Richard with all of their fire power. Maul and Paul are still moving around each other; fighting with perfect style and moving at incredible speeds (truly, I wish you guys could see it, but since you can't, take my word for it). The three remaining tapes then go after the Leprechaun. They begin by shooting him with lazers but he somehow blocks them all with his hands (hey they never explain how he does stuff in his movies so why should I have to). The Leprechaun then conjurs up all of his energy into a ball and blasts Lazerbeak right out of the sky, but before he could do it again Soundwave lands on top of him crushing him to death. If Soundwave had a sense of humor he would at this point make some sort of radio/alarm clock joke that ended with "top of the mournin' to ya" but he doesn't. Paul and Maul are still going at it strong when Soundwave, Frenzy, and Buzzsaw fly up to aid Lord Maul. Paul not quite knowing what to do at his first encounter with a thinking machine and knowing that he cannot take them all plus the Sith Lord; uses his Bene Gesserit power of voice to freeze them all in their tracks just long enough to secure his escape.
TEAM SHAUN IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Griffin is Black Tom Cassidy, Paul Maud'dib, The Leprechaun, King Richard the Lionhearted (player/coach), Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, and Allosaurus # 11 & 12.
King Richard, despite being horseless (what's up with that)? Orders an all out frontal attack on what appears to be a rather small squad. Black Tom instantly pulls all of the hammer bros. wood handled hammers away from them and sends them flying at Omega Red. Black Tom then has all of them explode in Omega Red's face killing him. Mighty Joe Young then Jumps into the air and lands on both the goombas (100 points, 200 points) and then without touching the ground jumps on the heads of all 6 unarmed hammer bros. (400, 800, 2000, 1 up, 2 up, 4 up). King Richard who is now thinking that he is only up against 3 more people orders his men to surround Team Shaun and Black Tom begins to control the grass to consume them in a tangled mess, but just then Venom reveals Coach McGruff the Crime Dog's secret plan as he pulls what appears to be a large radio out of his alien symbiote suit. He throws the radio into the air and then Soundwave transforms and orders the eject of all 6 of his tapes. Soundwave and his tapes stay airborn to avoid the attacking grass, Tails begins spinning his double tails to follow Soundwave's lead and Darth maul and Venom both use their superhuman jumping abilities to jump onto the backs of Rumble and Frenzy. Only Ravage who is unable to fly falls to the ground where he is consumed by Black Tom's attacking grass. Mighty Joe Young also jumps into the air and grabs onto Soundwave. Soundwave, although taking a beating from the large ape continues to fly higher into the air as fast as he can. Eventually Mighty Joe begins feeling light headed and loses his grip. He plummets to his death. Team Shaun knows that if they want to have any chance of beating Team Griffin they are going to have to take out Black Tom, so Rumble flies over top of him and then throws Venom down into the mix. Venom goes rocketing down with his huge teeth exposed and lands directly on top of Black Tom, surrounding him in black symbiote and biting his jugular vein. Although they are not fast enough to save Black Tom The Leprechaun and Paul both start stabbing Venom repeatedly until he is dead. Rumble and Frenzy both drop to the ground and begin hammering it to cause an earthquake. Most of them are having trouble moving, except for the allosauruses; but Tails uses himself as a diversion and the dinosaurs begin chasing him because he, unlike the robots is actually food. Soundwave, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat all open fire on the Allosauruses which they are very good at due to all of the practice they have had fighting the Dinobots. The two animals are to busy fighting over a mutant hedgehog to realize that they are under serious attack. The 3 transformers succeed in destroying them but not before Allosourus #2 swallows Tails whole. The Leprechaun shoots some magic at Rumble and Frenzy to knock them over and finally end their earthquake. Nemesis Enforcer, who up until this point has acted primarily as a personal bodyguard to King Richard Flies over to assist Paul Maud'dib who has begun to fight with Darth Maul. Due to all of the lazer activity going on Paul has deactivated his personal Holtzman Shield because he does not wish to cause a nuclear blast. Darth Maul force pushes Paul out of the way and then turns his attack toward Nemesis enforcer. Nemesis then enforces his way right into Darth Maul's lightsaber. King Richard, fearless as ever attacks Rumble head on. Rumble tries to shoot him but misses and King Richard jumps right into his stomach, hacking away with his sword. Rumble seems unable to defend himself against Richard's speed and stops functioning as Richard pulls his tattered sword out of Rumble's broken circuits; he then with an amazing toss throws his sword into the air as Rumble's fellow tapes come to his aid. The sword goes right into Ratbat destroying him but Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw avenge the other two Decepticons by blasting King Richard with all of their fire power. Maul and Paul are still moving around each other; fighting with perfect style and moving at incredible speeds (truly, I wish you guys could see it, but since you can't, take my word for it). The three remaining tapes then go after the Leprechaun. They begin by shooting him with lazers but he somehow blocks them all with his hands (hey they never explain how he does stuff in his movies so why should I have to). The Leprechaun then conjurs up all of his energy into a ball and blasts Lazerbeak right out of the sky, but before he could do it again Soundwave lands on top of him crushing him to death. If Soundwave had a sense of humor he would at this point make some sort of radio/alarm clock joke that ended with "top of the mournin' to ya" but he doesn't. Paul and Maul are still going at it strong when Soundwave, Frenzy, and Buzzsaw fly up to aid Lord Maul. Paul not quite knowing what to do at his first encounter with a thinking machine and knowing that he cannot take them all plus the Sith Lord; uses his Bene Gesserit power of voice to freeze them all in their tracks just long enough to secure his escape.
TEAM SHAUN IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team Chris
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Poison Ivy, John Mclaine, Gandalf, Aragorn, Danielle Rousseau, Desmond Hume, James "Sawyer" Ford, The Jolly Green Giant, Sprout, The Green Bean Farmer, Horse #26 & 27, and Mapico.
Team Chris is Yoda, Kybuck, Robert E. Lee, "Stonewall" Jackson, T-1000, Sgt. Slaughter, Mercer, Taurus, Red Dog, Huckleberry Hound, William Wallace, Wild Man #1, and Al Dawg.
Al Dawg dies. Gandalf, from on top of Horse #27 gives a blast of Magic off to temporarily blind Team Chris, this gives them a moment to attack them off guard just like Napoleon planned. Aragorn takes this oppurtunity to rush in on top of Horse #26 and attack the two Southern Generals. He cuts off Lee's left arm and then stabs Jackson through the heart. This causes General Lee to exclaim "Alas they have taken from be both my left and my right arm). John Mclaine finishes the job and shoots Lee in the head. Sgt. Slaughter and The Renegades then surround Aragorn and knock him off of Horse #26. They rush to attack him. Aragorn pulls his sword and chops off the head of Mercer, then stabs Red Dog in the heart after he cuts in half that stupid stick weapon that Red Dog insists on biting during the movie???? He moves to attack Taurus but Sgt. Slaughter gets him in a headlock just long enough for William Wallace to see that they are in trouble. He throws a spear thru Aragorn, killing him. Wild Man #1 throws an Ax at Gandalf but only hits his horse this kills the horse but leaves the wild man defenseless Sawyer shoots him in the head with a gun given to him by John Mclaine which he stole from Vincent Vega before they left the locker room. Desmond had told his teammates before the match started that they were going to get slaughtered by a tiny green guy but they all reacted with disbelief to this prediction (except Sprout who replied with a "can I get a Hells yeah"). This is where Yoda comes in. Yoda jumps off of Kybuck's back and begins attacking the whole team. He kills Rousseau, Sawyer and Mapico in one little jedi back flip combo and paves the way for T-1000 to come up out of the ground and stab John Mclaine from behind right as he was aiming at Yoda. Oh by the way, while all of this was going on The Jolly Green Giant has been relentlessly trying to step on William Wallace who, with Huckleberry Hound on his back is screaming at and taunting the giant vegetable. T-1000 then stabs The Farmer while Sgt. Slaughter and Taurus both shoot Desmond; Yoda Force pushes Sprout and then throws his lightsaber at John McClaine hitting him in the heart. Gandalf then pulls out Glamdring and cuts the head off of Sgt. Slaughter and turns Taurus into a toad, Sprout then steps on him. Despite this setback things are still looking good for the George Washington coached Team Chris when suddenely Poison Ivy decidedes to stop doing nothing and start manipulating the grass that they are all standing on to attack her opponents. The grass grabs a hold of Yoda and Kybuck restraining them both from attacking. She then begins controlling the shrubs that are attached to the Jolly Green Giant and in a way much meaner than the happy go lucky giant could ever be on his own he reaches out, grabs William Wallace and bites his head off. Right before this happens Wallace throws his taunting partner off his back saving Huckleberry Hound's life. Gandalf then raises up his staff and with all of his remaining power blasts T-1000 into a million hardened pieces destroying the liquid metal robot. Yoda, now completely exhausted and tied up in a huge tangle of weeds has one last chance he sees his lightsaber still laying next to the dead body of John Mclaine. He pulls it to his hand with the force but before the last breath is squeezed out of his tiny body, instead of saving himself he cuts loose his companion Kybuck who runs away to safety, grabbing Huckleberry Hound along the way.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Chris is Yoda, Kybuck, Robert E. Lee, "Stonewall" Jackson, T-1000, Sgt. Slaughter, Mercer, Taurus, Red Dog, Huckleberry Hound, William Wallace, Wild Man #1, and Al Dawg.
Al Dawg dies. Gandalf, from on top of Horse #27 gives a blast of Magic off to temporarily blind Team Chris, this gives them a moment to attack them off guard just like Napoleon planned. Aragorn takes this oppurtunity to rush in on top of Horse #26 and attack the two Southern Generals. He cuts off Lee's left arm and then stabs Jackson through the heart. This causes General Lee to exclaim "Alas they have taken from be both my left and my right arm). John Mclaine finishes the job and shoots Lee in the head. Sgt. Slaughter and The Renegades then surround Aragorn and knock him off of Horse #26. They rush to attack him. Aragorn pulls his sword and chops off the head of Mercer, then stabs Red Dog in the heart after he cuts in half that stupid stick weapon that Red Dog insists on biting during the movie???? He moves to attack Taurus but Sgt. Slaughter gets him in a headlock just long enough for William Wallace to see that they are in trouble. He throws a spear thru Aragorn, killing him. Wild Man #1 throws an Ax at Gandalf but only hits his horse this kills the horse but leaves the wild man defenseless Sawyer shoots him in the head with a gun given to him by John Mclaine which he stole from Vincent Vega before they left the locker room. Desmond had told his teammates before the match started that they were going to get slaughtered by a tiny green guy but they all reacted with disbelief to this prediction (except Sprout who replied with a "can I get a Hells yeah"). This is where Yoda comes in. Yoda jumps off of Kybuck's back and begins attacking the whole team. He kills Rousseau, Sawyer and Mapico in one little jedi back flip combo and paves the way for T-1000 to come up out of the ground and stab John Mclaine from behind right as he was aiming at Yoda. Oh by the way, while all of this was going on The Jolly Green Giant has been relentlessly trying to step on William Wallace who, with Huckleberry Hound on his back is screaming at and taunting the giant vegetable. T-1000 then stabs The Farmer while Sgt. Slaughter and Taurus both shoot Desmond; Yoda Force pushes Sprout and then throws his lightsaber at John McClaine hitting him in the heart. Gandalf then pulls out Glamdring and cuts the head off of Sgt. Slaughter and turns Taurus into a toad, Sprout then steps on him. Despite this setback things are still looking good for the George Washington coached Team Chris when suddenely Poison Ivy decidedes to stop doing nothing and start manipulating the grass that they are all standing on to attack her opponents. The grass grabs a hold of Yoda and Kybuck restraining them both from attacking. She then begins controlling the shrubs that are attached to the Jolly Green Giant and in a way much meaner than the happy go lucky giant could ever be on his own he reaches out, grabs William Wallace and bites his head off. Right before this happens Wallace throws his taunting partner off his back saving Huckleberry Hound's life. Gandalf then raises up his staff and with all of his remaining power blasts T-1000 into a million hardened pieces destroying the liquid metal robot. Yoda, now completely exhausted and tied up in a huge tangle of weeds has one last chance he sees his lightsaber still laying next to the dead body of John Mclaine. He pulls it to his hand with the force but before the last breath is squeezed out of his tiny body, instead of saving himself he cuts loose his companion Kybuck who runs away to safety, grabbing Huckleberry Hound along the way.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Joe Vs. Team Goofjuice
Team Joe is Predator #1 & 2, Mephisto, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Snake Eyes, and Army Soldier #1.
Team Goofjuice is The Power Puff Girls, Caramon Majere, Raistlin Majere, U.S. Marine #1 & 2, Ewok #3-40, Howard the Duck, and Booster Gold.
Green Lantern and The Power Puff Girls take to the air to begin the battle. Bubbles and Blossom run interference while Buttercup shoots her eye beams at Green Lantern. G.L. is on the defensive because although he may be more powerful than any one of them individually they are working togeather as a team. Raistlin, with help from Booster Gold begin attacking Mephisto from afar, while Snake Eyes and Caramon begin a fierce hand to hand combat/sword battle that would be one for the ages if there was any one dork that actually cared about both of those characters (other than me). Army soldier #1 decides that he has no idea who these tall dudes with the dreadlocks are but that he is going to hang out with them as they decide to take on the small army of ewoks led by the two marines and Howard the Duck. Army soldier #1 manages to kill 3 ewoks before the swarm gets to him and he gets "ewoked" to death. Snake Eyes gains the upper hand in his battle and stabs Caramon in the chest, while Green Lantern finds a weak spot in the amazing Power Puff Girl offense and takes out Bubbles. Mephisto creates a flame wall that Raistlin tries to fight with his neutral magical field but it is not strong enough (or perhaps different enough (dun dun dun?????)) to counteract the sheer hell-fire power of Mephisto. Green Lantern, now only fighting against two little girls doesn't seem to be having as much trouble and takes out Blossom with that way over done huge green fist thing that he is so famous for, but right when he thinks he has the last Power Puff Girl right where he wants her he gets hit with a blast from Booster Gold, who has casually ducked out of the Mephisto fight with a bit of a "screw this" attitude after seeing what Mephisto did to Raistlin. The ewoks, who have suffered heavy losses already manage to knock down Predator #2, so Howard the Duck and the two marines rush over to help. The predator begins to get up but Howard hits him with a Quack-Fu drop kick to put him right back on the ground, the two marines rush in and start riddling the fallen predator with .223 caliber shells from their M-16's (Ewok #19 unfortunetely was a little to close and fell victim to some friendly fire, oops). After they empty their magazines into him 5 ewoks rush in with spears and finish him off, Predator #2 dies. The ewoks and marines are overcome with joy but it is a little premature because the other predator, who is now really pissed off grabs the two marines picks them up and slams their heads togeather killing them both. The remaining predator goes nuts in a mad ewok killing frenzy when Snake Eyes comes in to help and cuts off Howard the Duck's bill with a throwing star, killing him. Team Joe under strict training from head coach Cobra Commander to divide and conquer now turn their attention to Booster Gold. Booster Gold believes he is done for when all of the sudden a tiny right hand grabs him and begins to fly away from the scene. Buttercup's left hand is being taken up by Ewok #27: the sole survivor of the ewok slaughter. The three of them escape with their lives.
TEAM JOE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Goofjuice is The Power Puff Girls, Caramon Majere, Raistlin Majere, U.S. Marine #1 & 2, Ewok #3-40, Howard the Duck, and Booster Gold.
Green Lantern and The Power Puff Girls take to the air to begin the battle. Bubbles and Blossom run interference while Buttercup shoots her eye beams at Green Lantern. G.L. is on the defensive because although he may be more powerful than any one of them individually they are working togeather as a team. Raistlin, with help from Booster Gold begin attacking Mephisto from afar, while Snake Eyes and Caramon begin a fierce hand to hand combat/sword battle that would be one for the ages if there was any one dork that actually cared about both of those characters (other than me). Army soldier #1 decides that he has no idea who these tall dudes with the dreadlocks are but that he is going to hang out with them as they decide to take on the small army of ewoks led by the two marines and Howard the Duck. Army soldier #1 manages to kill 3 ewoks before the swarm gets to him and he gets "ewoked" to death. Snake Eyes gains the upper hand in his battle and stabs Caramon in the chest, while Green Lantern finds a weak spot in the amazing Power Puff Girl offense and takes out Bubbles. Mephisto creates a flame wall that Raistlin tries to fight with his neutral magical field but it is not strong enough (or perhaps different enough (dun dun dun?????)) to counteract the sheer hell-fire power of Mephisto. Green Lantern, now only fighting against two little girls doesn't seem to be having as much trouble and takes out Blossom with that way over done huge green fist thing that he is so famous for, but right when he thinks he has the last Power Puff Girl right where he wants her he gets hit with a blast from Booster Gold, who has casually ducked out of the Mephisto fight with a bit of a "screw this" attitude after seeing what Mephisto did to Raistlin. The ewoks, who have suffered heavy losses already manage to knock down Predator #2, so Howard the Duck and the two marines rush over to help. The predator begins to get up but Howard hits him with a Quack-Fu drop kick to put him right back on the ground, the two marines rush in and start riddling the fallen predator with .223 caliber shells from their M-16's (Ewok #19 unfortunetely was a little to close and fell victim to some friendly fire, oops). After they empty their magazines into him 5 ewoks rush in with spears and finish him off, Predator #2 dies. The ewoks and marines are overcome with joy but it is a little premature because the other predator, who is now really pissed off grabs the two marines picks them up and slams their heads togeather killing them both. The remaining predator goes nuts in a mad ewok killing frenzy when Snake Eyes comes in to help and cuts off Howard the Duck's bill with a throwing star, killing him. Team Joe under strict training from head coach Cobra Commander to divide and conquer now turn their attention to Booster Gold. Booster Gold believes he is done for when all of the sudden a tiny right hand grabs him and begins to fly away from the scene. Buttercup's left hand is being taken up by Ewok #27: the sole survivor of the ewok slaughter. The three of them escape with their lives.
TEAM JOE IS VICTORIOUS!
What We Are All Fighting for...
Here is a teaser of the Fantasy Fantasy League Championship Trophy. It stands at 15 1/2" tall. More pictures of it will follow later this season.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
WAY TO GO COMMISSIONER JOSH!
I would just like to congratulate Commissioner Josh on the results of four battles he judged this week. What a way to kick off Fantasy Fantasy League! The battles, all of them, were well thought out and exciting. We as competitors couldn't have asked for more! Congratulations I think are in order to the winners of the very first four battles ever to be fought on the field of the FFL as well.
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