Tuesday, March 21, 2023

Week 3 Democracy: Doctor's Madhouse vs The League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen

The Doctors Madhouse are Paulus Atreides, Stilgar, Jamis, Umman Kudu, Dr. Manhattan, Silver Surfer, Captain Marvel, She-Hulk, Invincible, Atom Eve, Dupli-Kate, Robot, Rex Splode, and Allen The Alien, Hancock, Nazghul #2 w/ his Fell Beast, Ethan Hunt w/ Green Lantern Ring, and Kryptonians #1-2

Heterosexual Gentlemen are Ajax, Dante, Beowulf,  Hecate, Superman, Avatar Aang, Commander Ashoka Tano, General Kenobi, Bumblebee, Martian Manhunter, Van Helsing, and 3 Watchdogs

Monday, March 20, 2023

Week 2 2023: Doctor's Madhouse Vs. Sigmaz

 Doctor's Madhouse: Saruman the White, Nazgul 2 w/ Mordor Horse, Elrond w/Elven Ring, Gimli w/Dwarf Ring 1, Frodo w/Dwarf Ring 2, Elf 1-10, Swamp Thing, Kyrptonian 1-3, Predator 1-13

 Sigmaz: Malcom X w/Vibranium Suit and a Green Lightsaber, 10 Wakandan Soldiers, Aragorn, Nazgul w/Fell Beast, Eowyn w/Mordor Horse, Azula, Tai Lee, Mai, Eren Yaeger, Ted Kaczynski (The Unabomber) w/Ironman Suit, Snake Eyes, Wolf, A goblin w/AR15

Alright you pasty white boys let this match commence!

The smell of toes are in the air and Malcom X will sacrifice his life to find these toes.  They must be the finest toes in the land one might think. 

Malcom X takes a big ole whiff, "the toes.  They must be here in these woods"\

Aragorn chimes in "I don't think going here is such a good idea", as he knows what is to come of this forest. 

"We will be just fine" said Malcom X with a sort of nervous laughter.

Malcom X continues to pursue the sent of toes coming from this forest.  The 10 Wakandan soldiers are sent out as scouts to make sure it is safe.  As they enter the forest nothing is to be seen as it is about to be dawn.  A slight fog fills the air and the sun is beginning to peak through.  

"Dawn is here, let's advance now" said a Wakandan soldier.

Clicks began to sound off in the distance.

"What the hell was that said one of the Wakandan soldiers"

Out of no where the Wakandans are attacked by a group of Predators.  The Wakandans begin to fight back but they don't stand a chance against the pack of Predators.  As the fight continues screams are heard by the others who have not yet entered the forest.  Malcom X screams "Yaeger! Do what these useless tech nerds can't accomplish.

Eren Yaeger instanly springs into the action.  Flying from tree to tree like a monkey with his ODM gear.  Snake Eyes and Wolf followed him into the forest but fell far behind because of the ODM gear.  Eren quickly reaches the Wakandan Soldiers under attack by the predators.  He quickly kills a few but gets over run as there is only one Wakandan Solider remaining. 

"I need you to run or you are going to die" says Yaeger in a sinister tone

"These things will just catch me instantly.  You only killed 3 of these bastards" said the lone Wakandan soldier.

"Suit yourself" Yaeger says as he cuts across the palm of his hand with a hook blade.

Lightning strikes and scream that could be heard a mile away goes off.

A beast appears before all the Predators.

It begins to attack all of the Predators.  They sprung into action but their normal attacks had little to no effect on the beast.  The beast eliminates all of the predators that stood before it with ease.  

At the entrance of the forest Malcom X exclaims "That our queue.  Lets ride"

The rest of the Sigmaz enter the forest only to find the dead bodies of Snake Eyes and Wolf with Gimli and Saruman standing near them.  

They all stopped in their tracks as everyone knows the power of Saruman.  Saruman quickly kills Azula, Tai Lee, and Mai.

"You avatar ain't shit compared to us Wizards.  We are far cooler" laughs Saruman.

Aragorn leaps into help attacking Gimli.  Once fought on the same side but that is in the past now.  They both start to fight to the death while the others began to attack.  Aragorn is able to over power Gimli.

"It's truly nice to see you old friend, but I'm afraid this must be our last time with each other." says Aragorn with tears in his eyes.

"Why Aragorn, we don't have to do this" yells Gimli

Aragorn while choking on his word says "It's Malcom X.  He's to much of a bro.  If I have to slay an old friend to stay with him I don't have a choice in the matter.

Aragorn proceeds to decapitate Gimli with a tear of shame in his eyes.  He instantly regrets his  decision he made.  "I can't keep doing this" says Aragorn as he walks into the battlefield without his sword.  He is quickly met with a stray right by Elrond who just joined the fight with the rest of his troops. 

Doctor's Madhouse has now arrived on the scene with a full force of troops, but there are large footsteps in the distance.

"It's a monster! RUNNNNN!" screams Eowyn.

"That's no monster.  That's Eren! We are saved!" yells Malcom X

The fight continues on as Yaeger quickly begins to wipe out the weaklings of the Madhouse team.  Al that stands for Madhouse is Saruman, Elrond, and Frodo...... or so we thought

The Swamp Thing appears out of no where.  Nazgul screeches are in there air as the two Nazgul are fighting while the two beasts battle it out.  Swamp Thing and Yaeger are trading blows.  Eren is slowly regenerating as steam starts to emit from his body.  Madhouse has yet to figure out how to kill Eren.  Until Elrond notices something.  As a great leader he begins to notice something.  The titan has been protecting his neck all fight.  

As Elrond begins to get the attention of Saruman.  He is shot in the chest by a Goblin with an AR15 standing next to the Unabomber.  

Saruman quickly kills the Goblin and Unabomber and runs to the aid Elrond.  Although there was no saving Elrond he was able to pass on the information about the Titans neck to Saruman.  

Eren just got done bashing swamp things face in and is attacked by Saruman who knew to go for his neck.  Eren realizes he underestimated the old wizard, but it was too late.  He was able to open the back of his neck to see a lifeless teenager inside of the Titan.  

Saruman went to return to where Madhouse came from but out of no where "Hey aren't you forgetting something" says Malcom X as he has Frodo in front of him with a Lightsaber to his neck.  

"Hold on, give me back master Frodo" says Saruman.

but those were the last words Malcom X would ever hear. 

Frodo decided to fight dirty like Jon Jones and was able to seperate from Malcom X and give him an oblique kick.  Malcom quickly dropped the light saber as every ligament in his leg just tore.  Frodo picks up the light saber and slashes Malcom X while screaming "YOU CAN NEVER HAVE THESE TOES BRUH" 


Sunday, March 19, 2023

Week 2: The Underhills vs Sigmas

The Underhills: Sauron w/ The One Ring, Blue Wizard #1-2, Radagast the Brown, Arwen Evenstar w/ Hadafang, Ent #1-3, Isildur, Riders of Rohan #1-5, Green Lantern #1-4, Blue Lantern #1-2, Grishnakh, T-Rex #1-2


Sigmas: Legolas of the Woodland Realm, Witch King of Angmar w/ Mordor Horse, Smaug, Griffith, Starscream, John Rambo, Gigachad w/ green Lightsaber, Tree Sentinel #1-4


Alrighty folks, we’re back with the reboot and what better way for Z to start his 2023 writing performances than in Mirkwood forest. Now let’s get on with it and zoom in on Legolas of the Woodland Realm hanging out in a tree of his home territory…


So Legolas is just sitting there… BBQ sauce on his titties, and bam! Isildur comes riding by with some Riders of Rohan, although they do not notice the elf hidden amongst the trees. Legolas, in a frenzy, wipes away the BBQ sauce and draws his bow. Without hesitation, he lets one fly right into the eyehole of Rider #5. Before Isildur can even call out for his men to take cover, another arrow is sent into the neck of Rider #2, and then immediately after Rider #3 goes down, as well. Meanwhile, Griffith had used his causal awareness powers to realize that lathering BBQ sauce on titties would naturally draw men towards Legolas’ yard. With this knowledge, Griffith was hiding nearby and now prances towards the remaining men and slices and dices Riders #1 and #4. Legolas draws his bow to take out Isildur, but Griffith waves a hand to mean he wants Isildur for himself. Isildur sizes Griffith up, and takes a jab, then another, and a big slash… Griffith dodged each attempt with ease. Isildur didn’t even notice Griffith make a move, but he realized much had happened when his torso slid off of his bottom half. Legolas calls for Griffith to retreat, and they return back to the rest of the Sigmas.


Dawn strikes on the Underhills’ camp, and Arwen notices that Isildur and his men have not returned from their scouting report. The team accepts that they are likely dead and now must push forward without the scouting information they wished for. They decide to let the T-Rexes move ahead of the group and try to trample and destroy whatever path they can on the road to Legolas’ home. As they near the Woodland Realm Fortress, the group stays hidden amongst the treeline while the T-Rexes make some noise. This draws out the dreaded Smaug and he starts to light everything on fire with his dragon breath. Smaug then does a drive-by on the T-Rexes who stood no chance. Fire begins to spread quickly and Green Lantern #3 and #4 are soon covered in flames. They yell out (imagine Tommy Boy describing it) “OH MY GOD WE’RE BURNING ALIVE! NOO, I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS!” The other two Green Lanterns can do nothing other than say “Ohhh myyy Gawd.” Tree Sentinels #1-4, who were patrolling the area, were also caught in Smaug’s rage and perished in the flames. Quickly the two Green Lanterns retaliate along with the Blue Lanterns to try and take down Smaug. It takes a great deal of effort through the cost of Blue Lantern #1-2 and Green Lantern #2, but Smaug is defeated. Through the great dragon’s fire fiasco, Ent #1-3 are awakened and decide to join the Underhill company to get revenge for their once tree friends who are now nothing but ashes. 


Arwen, leading the Underhills, notices the front gate is open and the bridge is down. She sees Legolas standing alone at the entrance. She decides it is best to enter the fortress there since it is nearly impossible otherwise. As they near, Legolas calls out “I figure it would be best to settle this in an all out duel. Let’s get this over with.” Arwen responds “my sentiments exactly.” Gigachad makes an appearance out of the castle and starts rushing the Underhills yelling “Bare knuckle box me right now!”, but Sauron lifts a finger and Gigachad gets smashed. The Underhills then start to advance as they are met with Legolas, Griffith, Rambo, and the Witch King of Angmar ahead of them. 


Arwen leads the way and is met with Griffith in front of her. He wishes to test her true fighting abilities. Griffith again waits for Arwen to strike first, but unlike Isildur she does not. He smirks, and strikes quickly at Arwen knowing that his blade will strike her down. As he passes by her, his smirk dwindles and he feels a rather odd feeling. He looks down and notices a large gash across his torso, then looks back to Arwen in confusion. Arwen states “I am blessed with foresight, you were easy to see.” and Griffith’s body falls to the floor. Arwen immediately starts… Oh my gawd, she is wittlwe gwiddying on Gwiffith’s body right now (some of the boomers might not get this reference). Legolas, who has seen enough, decides to betray his allegiance to Aragorn, and he lets an arrow fly through the heart of Arwen.


Meanwhile, Starscream finally makes his appearance and flies from behind to take out the last Green Lantern, as well as Grishnakh. He attempts another fly by, but the Ents work together to grab the sentient metal being mid-air. As they bring him to the ground, Starscream blows up into a million pieces taking out the Ents with him (classic Michael Bay style). Soon after, the Witch King advances on his Mordor Horse and is able to make work of Blue Wizard #1 and #2. As he moves onto his next target, he realizes it is none other than Sauron himself. Out of fear, the Witch King quickly bows to the mighty Sauron. Sauron, disgusted with his top man, sends a crushing blow to the head and destroys the once King of man. At the same time, an explosion goes off and Sauron looks up to see his ally, Radagast, perish. John Rambo saw that he could not match the wizard’s power, but he could at least kamikazee it.


All that stands is the Dark Lord of Mordor towering over Legolas. Legolas wishes it had gone differently, he wishes that Middle Earth did not have to be destroyed by Sauron, but he sees there is no stopping it now, he’s too late. Sauron does not wish for there to be suffering, he only wishes to rule all things in Middle Earth. However, he knows Legolas would never side with him, so he does what he must.

FFL 2023 Week 2: Dolla 49 McRib vs. Trash Pandas

Dolla 49 McRib: Darth Malak, Spectre, 4 balrogs, Dead Man of Dunharrow #1-10, Lucario, Alexander the Great w/ AR-10/SR-25, SR-25, 10 Navy Seals, 10 Mandalorians, Steppenwolf, Captain Steve Hiller in an F-18, 2 Brachiosaurus.


Trash Pandas: Gandalf the White, Nazgul w/ Fell Beast, Amon, Naruto, Zaheer, Ghazan, P’Li, Ming-Hua, Asguardian #1-2. 


We start this match with the Trash Pandas, led by Gandalf, are journeying through the Mirkwood Forest. The Nazgul is on his Fell Beast up above the Forest scouting ahead looking for any danger. While the rest of the team is following behind Gandalf. All of a sudden, a loud scream comes from the Ringwraith in the skies as he sees what appears to be some sort of aircraft in the distance. The Trash Pandas all get into defensive positions and then are ambushed by the McRibs. The Trash Pandas take cover behind trees and rocks of the forest as Alexander the Great, Navy Seals, and the Mandalorians rain fire on them.


After a few minutes of firing from the McRibs, Amon and the other benders get bored and decide to retaliate. Amon uses his Blood Bending abilities to control the Navy Seals and have them shoot each other, killing them all. Ghazan uses his earth and lava bending abilities to turn some of the earth of Mirkwood Forest into lava and launches it at the Mando’skilling 5 of them. P’Li uses her Cumbustionbending abilities to launch powerful fire blasts killing the rest of the Mandalorians and Lucario. The Nazgul and his Fell Beast then swoop down and pick up Alexander the Great and throw him across the forest, killing him on impact. The Nazgul then uses his Fell Beast to rip its claws into the eyes of one of the Brachiosaurus and then bites the head of the other Brachiosaurus, this kills both of the prehistoric creatures. Captain Steve Hiller retaliates and shoots the Fell Beast down, the Nazgul dies from the fall.


The rest of the Trash Pandas decide to finally go on the attack against the McRibs. Naruto goes to use his martial arts abilities against the Dead Men of Dunharrow. He did not realize that he would not be able to do any damage against the Army of the Dead. The Army of the Dead kills Naruto with ease. The Army of the Dead then rushes to the two Asguardians and kills them with a flurry of swords while stampeding them. P’Li sees that her team is getting dismantled by the Army of the Dead and uses her Combustionbending abilities to kill the Oathbreakers. 


Four Balrogs appear from behind the trees and start to wreak havoc on the Trash pandas. The Balrogs use their swords and whips wreathed in flame to considerable damage to their opponents. One Balrog uses its whip to grab Zaheer and bring him close and then uses its sword to cut the Red Lotus leader in half. Ming-Hua uses her water bending abilities to grab water from the nearby stream and drench two of the Balrogs causing their internal flame to extinguish, weakening them. Gandalf the White calls for a lightning strike onto his sword Glamdring, empowering it, he stabs his sword through the chest of one of the Balrogs and then calls for a lightning strike onto the other Balrog, killing both of them. The remaining benders team up to take out the rest of the Balrogs. They launch a flurry of earth and water until they are both dead. 


A flurry of rounds is shot from the sky from an F-18 manned with Captain Steve Hiller, he hits Ming-Hua, killing her. Steve Hiller turns around and goes for another strafe run but he is met with a combination of Gandalf’s Lightning Strike and a combustionbending blast from P’Li. Darth Malak finally decides to join the battle. Ghazan throws parts of earth towards Malak but he deflects it with ease using the Force. P’Li shoots a blast of combustion at the sith lord but he absorbs it and immediately deflects it back at P’Li with ease. Malak then uses his Drain Life ability to suck the soul out of Ghazan. Amon uses his blood bending to control Malak and causes him to stab himself in the chest with his own lightsaber. Spectre and Amon show up to help the McRibs defeat the remaining Trash Pandas. Spectre immediately kills Amon with ease to avenge all the innocent lives Amon has killed over his life. Steppenwolf goes to attack Gandalf with a swing of his ax but Gandalf blocks it using his Shield of Ustari. Gandalf calls for a lighting strike onto Steppenwolf temporarily stunning him. Gandalf then combos him with a blast of flame from his staff and then strikes him with Glamdring. This weakens the New God but he retaliates with a swing from his ax and breaks Gandalf’s sword, Glamdring. Gandalf calls for the Flame of Udun and slams the bottom of his staff into Steppenwolf’s chest, blowing him up into a million pieces.


All that’s left on the battlefield is Spectre for the McRibs and Gandalf the White for the Trash Pandas. No words are said between the two, Gandalf slowly nods his head out of respect and he shoots a fire blast with his staff onto Spectre killing him.


Spectre knew about Gandalf and the many good deeds and sacrifices he had done for Middle Earth. He knew that Gandalf was put on Middle Earth by Era IlĂ»vatar with the one purpose of defending Middle Earth, Spectre being the Agent of Wrath and vengeance for God, he could do no harm to Gandalf as there was nothing that Gandalf had done that would cause for there to be vengeance. Spectre understood that he couldn’t hurt Gandalf so he gave himself up. 


Thursday, March 16, 2023

Week 2 Consortium: Darkseid's Horseman Of Apokolypse vs The League of Heterosexual Gentlemen

Darkseid's Horseman Of Apokolypse: Darkseid, Supergirl, Superboy, Nazgul #3 on Fell Beast, Samwise Gamgee w/ Bill the Pony, and Black Widow Assassin #1 on a motorcycle.


League of Heterosexual Gentlemen: Galadriel, Nazgul #5 w/ Fell Beast and Mordor Horse, Boromir, Orc #1-18, Superman, and Sabertooth.

Week 2 Democracy: TEAM vs David Byrne's Meat Suits

TEAM: Thanos and Maw, Thor, Old Man Parks, The Mandalorian, Grogu, Milton William Cooper, Myrmidon #4 & 5, The Shining Force: Max, Zylo, Amon, Balbaroy, Earnest, Pelle, Vankar, Mae, Diane, Hans, Lyle, Khris, Ken, and Nova

David Byrne's Meat Suits: Galactus and David Byrne, Firelord Ozai, Firelord Zuko and his Dragon, Deathstroke, and Easterling #1-10

Wednesday, March 15, 2023

Week 2 Watcher Consortium: NAZA vs. Washington Redskins

NAZA: JRR Tolkien, Balrog of Moria, Vegeta, Alucard, The Fantastic Four, Ash Ketchum, Regigigas, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Reyquaza, & Velociraptors #1-5.


Washington Redskins: Wolverine, X-23, Usagi Yojimbo & Jotaro, Asajj Ventress, Mother Talzin, Mandalore the Great w/ The Dark Saber, Storn Shadow w/ a Laser Sword, & Black Dragon #10


NAZA are VICTORIOUS!!!!!

The survivors are Mr. Fantastic and JRR Tolkien.

Monday, March 13, 2023

Reboot Week 1: Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips vs. Washington Redskins

 The Horsemen are: Wendy Thomas, Red Hood, Arsenal, Starfire, Samwise Gamgee, Bill the Pony, and Stan Lee.

Mandalore the Great with The Dark Saber, Skeletor, Teddy Roosevelt in a hammer bros suit, and Black Lantern #2


It was Monday evening and Wendy's was the pulse of nightlife. The Washington Redskins burst in led by Mandalore, looking cocky and confident. Mandalore looked around for the enemy, only to see their silhouettes beyond the frosted glass of the dedicated breakfast conference room. But how? Only the highest of executive can even dream of a reservation! The Redskins battered down the door, prepared to defend the sanctity of this meeting place at all costs. A sweet, cold voice bounced off the glass walls: "Please, have a seat anywhere."

Wendy, holding a tray of fresh fries, stepped out from behind the counter and stepped purposefully to the conference room. "You don't belong here," she said calmly. "This is Wendy's territory." Mandalore scoffed. "Your territory? This is just a fast-food joint." Wendy narrowed her eyes. "It's more than that. It's a symbol of everything we stand for. Quality, freshness, and most importantly, respect. And you, Mandalore, have shown none of that by barging in here uninvited, on this, the day Red Hood and Arsenal's wedding..." Skeletor cracked his bony knuckles, while Teddy Roosevelt adjusted the ever-riding crotch of his hammer bros suit. "We're not leaving until we take down the Horsemen. Commissioner's orders," Mandalore declared. Wendy sighed. "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this." She put down the tray of fries and cracked her knuckles. "Let's get frosty."

Wendy led the charge, leaping over tables and chairs, firing off volleys of ketchup and mustard into the eyes of the Redskins. Red Hood and Arsenal dove behind a stack of buns in the corner, firing off rounds from their automatic weapons, taking out the former US president in the formerly fashionable manner. Bill the Pony, with Samwise Gamgee atop his back, galloped across the tiled floor, only to crash quickly into Black Lantern 2 and send all three hurtling through a window. Stan Lee grabbed a plastic knife from the table and held it aloft, crying "EXCELSIOR" before Skeletor grabbed one as well, stabbing him through he eye.

Mandalore would not be bested by condiments, and Skeletor lacked the eyes to do so. They came crashing into the pile of stale buns (fresh by Wendy's standards, as they had not been frozen since being baked 14 months ago) with sword and saber in hand, cutting down Arsenal and Red Hood. From a harness on her back, Wendy produced a french fry blade. Forged in the hottest of oil, it held strong, but her foes were prepared to overwhelm her. She called to the kitchen, far in the depths behind the front counter. "ORDER UP, STAR!" Starfire came bursting from the back of house, utterly disintegrating the remaining Redskins. Wendy wiped blood and ash from her brow, and she turned to Starfire with the winning, hollow smile of a shark. "Well, let's grab a mop. That minimum wage isn't gonna earn itself!"

The Sigmaz Vs. The Underhills

 The Sigmaz are Ronald McDonald w/ Fry Kid #1-3, Grimace, The Hamburglar, Birdie the Early Bird, Mayor McCheese, Officer Big Mac, Captain Crook, & The Professor, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Raphael (all packing Glocks), & Domestic Terrorist #1-5.


The Underhills are Nightcrawler, Ant Man, Wasp, & Jedi Knight Guardian #1-5.



Times are tough here in 2023, even in the mutant crime fighting and Jedi Protector career fields which is why certain members of The Underhills Fantasy Fantasy Club have gotten off season jobs at Wendy's (Thanks Biden).  This course of action is beyond unfit for the elite group of radicals led by King Ronald of McDonaldland and assembled by Emperor Malcom X the Great himself along with his faithful politician puppet President Obama.  The McDonald's Corporation has plotted attacks on their enemy Wendy's for years and today this dream shall come to fruition.  

Wendy......  Born rich after her father, the evil capitalist Dave Thomas grew their family fortune on the backs of the working class Proletariats of the struggling Urban areas.  His daughter.....  With her money, her bright red hair like that of the devils she associates with, her spiteful superiority brimming with her every evil, freckled, fry box smile and worst of all her pale, disgusting skin.  White people......  The true enemy of those born with a soul.  This attack has been long awaited....  And you all shall be witnesses.

King Ronald speaks to his troops saying:  "Leave no one alive.  We shall burn this corporate enemy known as Wendy's to the ground and kill all who inhabit its walls".  

Leonardo retorts:  "As leader of the Ninja Turtles, I must protest.  My brothers and I were not taught to act in this manner Ronald".

"THAT IS KING RONALD TO YOU GREEN ONE". McDonald interrupts.  "We was all Kings once; and one day I will be able to shed this make-up and reveal my beautiful nubian features to the new world we shall usher in.  But until that day, I must continue to wear white face to mock our demon caucasian oppressors.  It is my solemn vow".

Raphael barks:  "Listen Here Dude.  What my brother Leo wuz tryin to say wuz that Master Splinter wouldn't of wanted us being so cruel.  We're trained Ninjas and were supposed to be the good guys".  

Ronald rolls his painted eyes and says with authority:  "You were all at the initial team briefing and you heard the chain of Command.  Emperor Malcom's word is law.  President Obama is in control of the inter-workings of the team and when we are in the field, it is I:  King Ronald who leads.  Now, the plan is simple destroy Wendy's, leave not a single brick unbroken, and kill everyone inside".  

"Dang Broooh, these dudes is off the chain.  I signed up for domestic terrorism, I had no idea dudes was gonna be so legit".  Says Domestic Terrorist #3.

"Totally", Chimes in Domestic Terrorist #2.  "I thought we were just gonna do some cyber attacks from the basement, maybe trash a Discord Server CJ style or something".

"WHOA!!  Cyber attacks, like with an EMP or something??  Do you have one of those"??  Asks Domestic Terrorist #3.

"Yeah Dawg, EMP's are lit.  This is way sicker than I thought it would be.  I thought we were just gonna say some wack s&%t on social media until we got kicked off the platform and had to start new accounts".  Says Domestic Terrorist #4 as he moves his thin blue hair out from in front of his eyes.  

"This is not radical Dude". Michelangelo says under his breath.

"Like yeah Man, what's the opposite of cowabunga"?? replies Donatello.

As the Sigmaz approach and are within range, Leonardo begins getting his Turtle brothers in position.  "Hold here Green one"  Says Ronald.  "In Chess, the pawns always move first".  He then yells his order:  "DOMESTIC TERRORIST #1-5, go in and order yourselves some frostys"........

The Five terrorists walk through the double doors into the packed Wendy's and get in line, while The Professor, with the help of the criminal mastermind Capt. Croook sneak in the back door into the kitchen.  The Professor and the Crook move stealthily through the kitchen to release the toxin that The McDonald's Corporation has spent over ten years and millions of dollars to produce.  Once released, it will meld with the Spicy Chicken Nugget formula and create a deadly toxin that will instantly kill everyone in the building.  As The Professor steps over what is left of Ant Man and The Wasp who were killed before the match began by the larger insects, cockroaches, and rats that reside in the kitchen of Wendy's he releases his formula into the air.  But.....  Nothing happened.  Because Wendy's was out of Spicy Nugs that day like they are EVERY G.D. TIME I GO THERE.  GAHHHHHHH-OLLIE.............

"Hmmmm.  Plan B it is", says Ronald calmly.  "Mayor McCheese, Press. The. Button.".

As ordered, Mayor McCheese, the corrupt politician in the pockets of The Sigmaz Clandestine leadership pulls the detonator out of his trenchcoat pocket and presses the button, setting off the explosives under the coats of the five domestic terrorists inside and blowing the roof clean off of Wendy's killing almost everyone inside.  Jedi Knight Guardian #3 and #5 were working the cash registers and were killed in the blast; but the other three remaining Jedi Guardians run out of the building and move towards the Sigmaz that were not collateral damage in the blast.  Nightcrawler on the other hand "BAMFS" out of the building quickly, and instantly engages the turtles and other Sigmaz in a pitched melee battle.  

Despite their ninjitsu expertise, Nightcrawler takes them by surprise and manages to steal one of Leo's Katanas as well as one of Rahp's Sais.  He wields the katana with his right hand, the sai with his tail, and a half charred, metal french fry basket thing in his left hand that he happened to be holding when he BAMFed out of the exploding restaurant.  The Jedi Guardians are running up the hill to aid their teammember Nightcrawler when the Ninja Turtles remember that they have Glocks now and along with Officer Big Mac divert their attention momentarily from Nightcrawler in an attempt to cook some fools.  But the Jedi Guardians are able to ignite their lightsabers and block the projectiles.  The Jedi Guardians arrive on the scene and swiftly deal a lightsaber through the neck of Officer Big Mac as well as The Hamburglar who was hiding under a tree somehow devouring a Dave's Single.  Nightcrawler sends a katana blade downward into the shell of Donatello to create the first turtle casualty.  He then snatches up Don's Bo Staff with his left hand right after throwing the fry thing directly into the beak of Birdie the Early Bird, who trips over Fry Kid #1 joining each other in death.  

While Nightcrawler keeps the remaining three turtles busy, the Jedi Guardians deal death blows to both Fry Kid #3 and Mayor McCheese.  Guardian #1 moves to aid the outnumbered Nightcrawler, while Guardian #2 attempts to engage Grimace but is swallowed whole.  

Ronald mutters to himself "good thing I became a martial arts expert while I was memorizing every Wesley Snipes movie" as he moves swiftly towards Jedi Guardian #4, dodging his lightsaber, delivering a crescent hand karate chop to the Jedi's throat and then shoving a plastic pancake knife into his eye.  

As Michelangelo turns to attack Nightcrawler with his nunchucks, Jedi Guardian #1 runs him through with his lightsaber, but the Turtle is quickly avenged as Raph puts his remaining Sai into the Jedi's neck.  Only Nightcrawler remains for The Underhills but BAMFs away from the two raging Turtles to regroup.  The mutant teleports himself right next to Grimace and quickly slices open the stomach of the gross, purple taste bud or whatever the heck he is supposed to be spilling piles of undigested burgers, fries, and nugs onto the ground.  

"GROSS"!!  Leo and Raph scream in unison as they rush Nightcrawler.  The two Turtles fight together against the master swordsman Nightcrawler; but Raph catches a sword through the dome, right before Leo delivers the killing sword strike to Nightcrawler.  

Leonardo saunters back to Ronald saying:  "What have we done??  My brothers are gone, we are surrounded by death and destruction".....

King Ronald answers:  "If you are to lead Leonardo, you must be willing to make sacrifices".....

Then Fry Kid #2 farted and the match was over.   

Sunday, March 12, 2023

FFL 2023 Week 1: Trash Pandas vs. TEAM

Scarlett Johansson and Bill Cosby’s Skin Tight Leather Pantsed Trash Pandas: Gandalf the White & Maximus Decimus Meridius.


TEAM: Thanos, Ebony Maw, Chris Artrip, Kyle Houslander & Myrmidon #1-3.


We start this match with Kyle and Chris riding on their way to their weekly softball game and they see a Wendys and decide to stop in to get some 4 for 4$s (4 for $4 goes hard btw). They walk through the front door and they see Gandalf and Thanos boxing in the lobby. Kyle looks at Chris and says “Golly, looks this Wendy’s is really busy, don’t think we’ll be able to get our 4 for $4s in time, maybe we should just skip out and go to the softball field.” Chris agrees and they decide to leave Wendy's.


We can now proceed on to the actual match in the Wendy’s. 


We start with Maximus facing off against the three Myrmidons. The Myrmidons themselves are great warriors but they stand no chance against the Great Gladiator himself, Maximus Decimus Meridius. He starts off by parrying a sword attack from the first Myrmidon and stabbing the Greek Warrior in the chest. The two other Myrmidons surround Maximus, one on his left and one on his right.They both attack with sword strikes but the General blocks both using his sword and shield. Maximus then strikes the Myrmidon on his right, on the thigh and then shield bashes the warrior on his left in the head. Maximus then cuts off the head of the Myrmidon who was dazed by the shield bash and then turns around and stabs the chest of the other Myrmidon.


As the fight between Maximus and the Myrmidons was happening, Gandalf the White was battling with Thanos and Ebony Maw. At first Thanos almost seems offended that an old man with a long white beard and a walking staff is deciding to take on him and his adopted son Ebony Maw by himself. Thanos decides to have Maw take on Gandalf by himself as he thinks it should be no problem. Maw starts by ripping pieces of the ceiling and the roof of the Wendys using his telekinesis powers so much so that there is no roof left to cover the lobby of the Wendy’s and launches them at Gandlaf. Gandalf uses his Shield of the Istari power to block every piece of rubble that Ebony Maw throws at him and then throws a mean combo where he calls a lightning strike from the skies onto the Child of Thanos and then hits him with a fire blast from his staff, killing Maw. 


Thanos is surprised at how quickly and easily the White Wizard was able to dice up his child, he charges at Gandalf and starts to throw a flurry of punches at the wise Maiar. Gandalf is able to block and dodge all of the punches up until the end when Thanos catches Gandalf with a right hook that knocks him to the ground and causes his nose to start bleeding. Thanos goes to attack Gandalf who is on the ground but as he is about to strike Gandalf he is stabbed in the calf by Maximus but the sword doesn’t hurt the Titan. Thanos, more angered than hurt, backhands Maximus across the lobby into a wall. This gives Gandalf enough time to get back on his feet and uses his staff to call the Flame of Udun and slams the bottom of his staff on the ground which causes Thanos to fly back and through the Wendy’s windows into the parking lot. As Thanos is recovering from being thrown across the property of this fast food joint, Gandalf thinks to himself Maximus’ sword did not hurt Thanos. He then calls for a lightning strike onto his sword Glamdring. Thanos sprints towards Gandalf and goes to spear the Wizard but he is blocked as Gandalf calls for his Shield of the Istari at just the perfect second. Gandlaf then quickly counters with a couple sword strikes on Thanos and they are actually doing damage to the great Thanos. Thanos, visibly weakened, is able to grab Gandalf by the throat and begins to start choking him out, Gandalf retaliates with some sword slashes but Thanos grip on his neck is too strong and chokes Gandalf to his death. Thanos after a few breaths says “Old man, robed in white. I have to admit at first I doubted you and it almost caused me to fail in my mission and I respect you for how brave you were in your fight.It nearly killed me, but the work is done, I am The Emperor of this Fantasy Fantasy League, I am inevitable.”


Thanos is on one knee gathering his breath, when he is stabbed from the back through his chest by Glamdring. Maximus then walks to the front of Thanos and Thanos asks “Who are you?” Maximus responds with “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor of this League, Gandalf the White. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” 


Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Week 1 Consortium: Dolla 49 McRib vs David Byrne's Meat Suits

Dolla 49 McRib: Goro, Mewtoo, Lucario, Mandalorians #1-10, Bruce Lee, and Jet Li.

David Byrne's Meat Suits: Scarlett Witch and Quicksilver, The Simpsons: Homer, Marge, Bart w/ Dark Brandon’s AR-15, and Lisa Simpson

The Sigmas Vs. The Doctor's Madhouse

 The Sigmas are Morpheus, Mystique, The Fear, & Sardakaur Terror Troop #1-3.


The Doctor's Madhouse are Frank Metivier w/ endless Zyn & Variety 6 Pack of 4 Lokos, Kung Fu Panda, The Furious Five:  Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, & Mantis, Kenau Reeves w/ Throwing Knives, & Jason Statham.



Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Week 1 Democracy: The League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen vs The National Alcohol and Zyn Administration

The Heterosexual Gentlemen are Brother Blood, Kid Wykkyd, See-More, Mammoth, Gizmo, and Jynx, The Burger King King w/ Wakisachi, and Hank Pym Ants #1-9.

The NAZA is Carnage, Green Goblin, Venom, Doctor Octopus, Rhino, and Sandman. 

Thursday, February 16, 2023

2023 Schedule

 Week 1

75 Points
Setting: Wendy's
Prize: F-5 Tiger

-Alex Vs. Josh (Dave)
-Zack Vs. Reece (WC)
-Conner Vs. Dave (SC)
-Frank Vs. Ethan (dem)
-Darrin Vs. Kyle (Josh)
-Chris Vs. Ed (Kyle)


Week 2
220 Points
Setting: Mirkwood Forest
Prize: Goomba Sock

-Alex Vs. Frank (SC)
-Zack Vs. Darrin (Frank)
-Conner Vs. Chris (Kyle)
-Ed Vs. Dave (dem)
-Kyle Vs. Reece (Zack)
-Ethan Vs. Josh (WC)


Week 3
475 Points
Setting: Arrakis
Prize: "Chinese" Spy Baloon

-Alex Vs. Darrin (Josh)
-Zack Vs Frank (dem)
-Ed Vs. Chris (WC)
-Conner Vs. Dave (Ethan)
-Kyle Vs. Josh (SC)
-Ethan Vs. Reece (Frank)


Week 4
600 Points
Setting: Space:  The Final Frontier
Prize: F-15

-Alex Vs. Reece (WC)
-Zack Vs. Dave (SC)
-Conner Vs. Josh (Chris)
-Darrin Vs. Ed (Josh)
-Frank Vs. Kyle (Zack)
-Chris Vs. Ethan (dem)


Week 5
800 Points
Setting:  The Playoff Planet
Prize: Landmaster

-Alex Vs. Ethan (SC)
-Zack Vs. Kyle (Josh)
-Conner Vs. Ed (dem)
-Frank Vs. Josh (Ed)
-Darrin Vs. Reece (Frank)
-Chris Vs. Dave (WC)


Week 6
450 Points
Setting: Kamino
Prie: Stealth Bomber

-Alex Vs. Kyle (SC)
-Zack VS. Ed (Ethan)
-Conner Vs. Ethan (dem)
-Frank Vs. Reece (Chris)
-Darrin Vs. Dave (WC)
-Chris Vs. Josh (Zack)


Week 7
325 Points
Setting: Hogwarts School
Prize: NASA Space Shuttle

-Zack Vs. Conner (Alex)
-Alex Vs. Ed (Josh)
-Kyle Vs. Ethan (WC)
-Frank Vs. Dave (SC)
-Darrin Vs. Chris (Frank)
-Reece Vs. Josh (dem)


Week 8
200 Points
Setting: Southpark Elementary
Prize: Purple lightsaber

-Alex Vs. Conner (WC)
-Zack Vs. Ethan (dem)
-Ed Vs. Kyle (Ethan)
-Frank Vs. Chris (Kyle)
-Darrin Vs. Josh (SC)
-Dave Vs. Reece (Josh)


Week 9
55 Points
Setting: Yoda's Hut
Prize: Speed boat

-Alex Vs. Zack (Chris)
-Conner Vs. Kyle (WC)
-Ethan Vs. Ed (SC)
-Frank VS. Darrin (Dave)
-Chris Vs. Reece (Josh)
-Josh Vs. Dave (dem)

Thursday, February 2, 2023

2023 Reboot Draft List

 Fantasy Fantasy League 2023 Draft Reboot


Page A

1. Han Solo (25), Chewbacca (30) (50) w/ The Milennium Falcon
2. Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 (10) w/ ship
3. Leia Organa & C3-P0 (8) w/ Y-Wing (2 Seater)
4. Kenobi
5. The Mandalorian (30), Grogu (20) (42) w/ ship
6. Yoda (55) w/ Snake, Kybuck, or Chian.
7. Mace Windu (55)
8. Ki Adi Mundi (40)
9. Even Piel (38)
10. Yaddle (38)
11. Padme Amidala (20) w/ Naboo Starfighter
12. Wedge Antilles (16) w/ X-Wing
13. Biggs Darklighter (13) w/ X-Wing
14. Hera Syndulla, Chopper, Kanaan Jarrus, Zeb, Sabine Wren, & Ezra Bridger (20, 70) w/ Ghost & Phantom
15. Ahsoka Tano
16. Luminara Unduli (36) & Barrus Offee (24) (50)
17. Lando Calrissean (24) & Lobot (15) (32)
18. Jar Jar Binks (0)
19. Wicket W. Warrick (6)
20. Qui-Gon Jinn (40)
21. Mother Talzin (40)
22. Adm. Piett (10) w/ Executor and crew.
23. General Veers (12) & Colonel Stark (6) w/ 2 AT-ATs, pilots, gunners, & troops.
24. Grand Admiral Thrawn (20) w/ Chimaera w/ crew
25. Cad Bane (28)
26. Darth Traya, Darth Nihilus, & Darth Sion (42, 84)
27. Darth Malak (44)
28. Jango Fett (30) w/ Slave 1??
29. Darth Talon (40)
30. Jabba the Hutt (15) & Salacious B. Crumb (5), (18) w/ Sail Barge
31. 4-Lom & Zuckuss (25, 25, 40)
32. Darth Bane (54)
33. Revan
34. Asajj Ventress (38)
35. Savage Oppress (34)
36. Count Dooku (44) & FA-4 (10) (49) w/ Punworcca 116-class interstellar sloop solar sailer
37. Maul
38. Boba Fett (32) w/ Slave 1??
39. Palpatine (55)
40. Anakin/Vader w/ ship
41. Stromtrooper #1-20
42. Clone Trooper #1-10
43. Jedi Youngling #1-12
44. Jedi Padawan #1-10
45. Jedi Knight #1-8
46. Jedi Master #1-6
47. 2 Sith Lords
48. Sith Marauder #1-5
49. Mandalorian #1-10
50. Nightsister #1-10



Page B


1. Orion Pax/Optimus 
2. Hot Rod/Rodimus
3. Iron Hide (30)
4. Omega Supreme (65)
5. Sky Lynx (65)
6. Blaster (25) w/ Rewind, Eject, Grandslam, Raindance, Nightstalker, Playback, Ramhorn, Steelljaw, Dile, Zaur, Graphy, Noise, & Blackcat (12 each), (45 for all).
7. Kup (30)
8. Ultra Magnus (38)
9. Bumblebee & Cliffjumper (25, 25, 44)
10. Hound (34)
11. Primus (100)
12. Wheeljack (30)
13. A3/Alpha Trion
14. Pipes (30)
15. Sunstreaker (30) w/ Autobot Ship
16. Mirage (30)
17. Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, & Swoop (40, 90)
18. The Aerielobots (25, 65)
19. The Protectobots (25, 65)
20. The Technobots (25, 65)
21. Sharkticon #1-10
22. Allicon #1-10
23. Junkeon #1-10
24. Autobot #1-5
25. Decepticon #1-5
26. Transformer #1-5
27. Autobot Cassette #1-5
28. Decepticon Cassette #1-5
29. Transformer Cassette #1-5
30. 3 Quintesons w/ Quinteson Ship
31. The Constructicons (25, 65)
32. The Stunticons (25, 65)
33. The Combaticons (25, 65)
34. The Insecticons (30, 60)
35. Shockwave (40)
36. Nightbird (30)
37. Six Shot (40)
38. Wheelie 
39. Runabout and Runamuck (25, 25, 40)
40. Pounce and Wingspan (25, 25, 40)
41. Unicron (100)
42. Sunstorm (39)
43. Ramjet (36)
44. Dirge (36)
45. Thrust (36)
46. Soundwave (30) w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Garboil, Glit, Enemy, & Howlback (12 each) (45 for all)
47. Starscream (40)
48. Thundercracker & Buster (38, 6, 38)
49. Skywarp (38)
50. Megatron/Galvatron


Page C
1. Wolverine (42)
2. Original X-Men (32, 95)
3. Prof. Xavier (45) w/ 5 X-Men
4. Capt. America (30) w/ 5 Avengers & Cap's Motorcycle
5. Iron Man (40) w/ 4 Avengers
6. Dr. Strange (40) & Wong (28), (58)
7. Silver Surfer (55)
8. The Incredible Hulk
9. Vision (40)
10. The Punisher (24) w/ Microchip (6) (28) & his Van.
11. Spider-Man
12. The Fantastic Four (30, 65)
13. Guardians of the Galaxy (25, 70)
14. Ant Man & Wasp (24, 24, 40)
15. O.G. Guardians of the Galaxy (25, 60)
16. Deadpool (40)
17. Cable (40) w/ 4 X-Force
18. Excalibur (O.G.) (30, 85)
19. Ghost Rider
20. Thunderstrike (48)
21. Mystique (28)
22. Scarlet Witch (40) & Quicksilver (30) (60)
23. Sabertooth (37)
24. Omega Red (32)
25. The Sinister Six
26. Bullseye (32)
27. Red Skull (20)
28. Baron Zemo (20)
29. Kingpin (20)
30. The Leader (26)
31. Mandarin (26)
32. Thanos (52) & Maw (28), (60)
33. Ego (90)
34. Fin Fang Foom (75)
35. The Blob (38)
36. Juggernaut (52)
37. Ultron (52)
38. Galactus (95) & Herald
39. Dr. Doom (40)
40. Magneto (45) & Toad (20), (55)
41. Watchdog #1-5
42. Stark Android #1-5
43. Wakandan #1-10
44. Wizard #1-5
45. SHIELD Agent #1-10
46. HYDRA Agent #1-10
47. Black Widow #1-5
48. Asgardian #1-5
49. Flag Smasher #1-5
50. Mutant #1-5


Page D


1.Superman (65)
2. Batman (35), Robin (20), & Alfred (6), w/ Batmobile & Robin's Cycle
3. Dick Grayson
4. Batgirl
5. Supergirl (58)
6. Red Robin (22) w/ 4 Teen Titans
7. Red Hood (22) w/ Arsenal (22) & Starfire (35), 52 for team)
8. Martian Manhunter (58)
9. Aquaman (40)
10. Hal Jordan (40)
11. Guy Gardner (39)
12. The Doom Patrol
13. Wonder Woman (52)
14. The Flash (38)
15. Green Arrow (30), Black Canary (30), (48)
16. Indigo One & Monk (30, 30, 50)
17. Carol Ferris (35)
18. Saint Walker (35)
19. Mera (30)
20. Deadman (30)
21. Amanda Waller (8) w/ 5 Suicide Squad
22. Catwoman (22)
23. Ocean Master (30)
24. Swamp Thing (40)
25. The Penguin & The Riddler (20, 20, 38)
26. Brainiac (55)
27. Atrocitus (40)
28. Larfleeze (40)
29. Siestro (40)
30. Brother Blood (40) & 5 HIVE Academy
31. Deadshot (30)
32. Deathstroke (32)
33. General Zod (62)
34. Bizarro Superman (58)
35. Doomsday (64)
36. Mr. Mxyzptlk (52)
37. The Joker (22)
38. Steppenwolfe (40)
39. Blackfire (36)
40. Darkseid (60)
41. Green Lantern #1-4
42. Yellow Lantern #1-3
43. Indigo Lantern #1-2
44. Red Lantern #1-2
45. Star Sapphire #1-2
46. Blue Lantern #1-2
47. Kryptonian #1-3
48. Black Lantern #1-2
49. Jokers #1-10
50. Parademon #1-10


Page E


1. Gandalf
2. Frodo Baggins (10)
3. Samwise Gamgee (10) & Bill the Pony (3), (11)
4. Meriadoc Brandybuck (9)
5. Peregrin Took (9)
6. Bilbo Baggins (10)
7. Aragorn son of Arathorn (28)
8. Boromir (25)
9. Legolas of the Woodland Realm (27)
10. Gimli son of Gloin (24)
11. Galadriel (40)
12. Elrond (36)
13. Arwen Evenstar (25)
14. Treebeard (42)
15. Rosey (5)
16. Eomer (24)
17. Eowyn (24)
18. Faramir (22)
19. Theoden King (22)
20. The 2 Blue Wizards (28,28, 50)
21. 2nd Nazgul (35) w/ Fell Beast (1), and Mordor Horse (1), (35)
22. 3rd " " "
23. 4th " " "
24. 5th " " "
25. 6th " " " 
26. 7th " " "
27. 8th " " "
28. 9th " " "
29. Denethor (12)
30. The Balrog of Moria (50)
31. Balrog #1-4
32. Smaug (45)
33. Isildor (25)
34. Radaghast (29)
35. Deagol (8)
36. Smeagol/Gollum 
37. The Witch King of Angmar (45) w/ Fell Beast (1), & Mordor Horse (1), (45)
38. Grishnack (15)
39. Sarumon (48)
40. Sauron (50)
41. Orc #1-20
42. Uruk Hai #1-10
43. Goblin #1-10
44. Ent #1-3
45. Riders of Rohan #1-5
46. Elf #1-10
47. Dwarf #1-10
48. Gondor Soldier #1-10
49. Dead Men of Dunharrow #1-10
50. Easterling #1-10


Page F

1. Paul Maud Dib (35)
2. Duncan Idaho (30)
3. Gurney Halleck (25)
4. Lady Jessica (25)
5. Allia
6. Duke Leto Atreides (20)
7. Leto
8. Ghanima
9. Chani 25
10. Stilgar (28)
11. Thufir Hawat (28)
12. Jamis (20)
13. Hecate (45)
14. Moneo Atreides (25)
15. Sheanna Brugh (20)
16. Paulus Atreides (20)
17. Rhombur Vernius (20)
18. Vorian Atreides (20) & Seurat (10), (25) w/ The Dream Voyager
19. Xavier Harkonen w/ E.M.P. (20)
20 Serena Butler (6) & Manion Butler (2), (6)
21. Liet Kynes (6)
22. Pardot Kynes (6)
23. Norma Cenva (40)
24. Edrik:  Guild Navigator (15)
25. Uman Kuda (15)
26. Bijaz (6)
27. Manfor Torondo (6) & Anari Idaho (25), (28)
28. Dante (45)
29. Omnius (40)
30. Erasmus (30)
31. Scytale (8)
32. Murbella (18)
33. Margot Fenring (18)
34. Hasmir Fenring (20)
35. Emperor Shadam IV (10)
36. Ajax (45)
37. Agamemno (45) & Juno (45) (65)
38. Count Glossu Rabban (25)
39. Feyd-Rautha Harkonen (30)
40. Vladimir Harkonen (12)
41. Sardakaur #1-20
42. Fremen #1-15
43. Fedaykin #1-5
44. Atreides Soldiers #1-10
45. Harkonen Soldiers #1-10
46. Sandworm #1-10
47. Little Maker #1-10
48. Sand Trout #1-10
49. Fish Dancer #1-20
50. Bene Gesserit #1-10


Page G


1. Space Ghost (25), Jan (6), Jace (6), & Blip (6), (30) w/ Phantom Cruiser & Shuttle
2. The Council of Doom (15, 50)
3. Dino-Boy (6), Ugg (6), & Brontie (12), (15)
4. The Herculoids (6, 15, 50)
5. Mightor & Tog (20, 12, 25)
6. Capt. Caveman (25)
7. Mystery Inc. (6, 18)
8. The Creeper (8)
9. The Hex Girls (6, 12)
10. Blue Falcon & Dino-Mutt (15, 6, 18)
11. Birdman (20), Avenger (8), & Birdboy (6), (22)
12. Shazzan (25), Chuck (6), Nancy (6), & Kaboobie (10), (35)
13. Thundarr the Barbarian (25), Princess Ariel (12), & Ookla the Mok (12), (30)
14. The Silverhawks (12, 8, 40) w/ Marage.
15. Mon-Starr (18)
16. The Toxic Crusaders (15, 10, 10, 28)
17. Commander Stargazer (12)
18. BraveStarr (18) & Thirty/Thirty (18), (30), w/ Sara Jane.
19. Usagi Yojimbo (18) & Jotaro (6), (20)
20. The Tiger Sharks (12, 38)
21. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (15, 40) w/ The Party Wagon
22. Splinter (20)
23. Casey Jones (16)
24. Keno (14)
25. April O'Neal (6)
26. Muckman and Joe Eyeball (15, 6, 15)
27. Super Irma (8)
28. Mondo Gecko (14)
29. Hamato Yoshi (2)
30. Cody Jones (15)
31. Granitor (15)
32. Rat King (15)
33. Tokka & Razhar (15, 15, 28)
34. Baxter Stockwell (17)
35. Wingnut & Screwloose (15, 6, 15)
36. Karai (16)
37. Punk Frogs (12, 30)
38. Bebop & Rocksteady (10, 10, 18)
39. Krang (25)
40. The Shredder (25)
41. Foot Soldier #1-20
42. Triceraton #1-15
43. Mok #1-10
44. Mouser #1-20
45. T-Rex #1-10
46. Velociraptor #1-25
47. Triceratops #1-20
48. Pteradactyls #1-20
49. Brachiosaurus #1-15
50.  The Technodrome


Page H


1. Kyle Houslander
2. Alex Houslander
3. Zachary Houslander
4. Josh Houslander
5. Old Man Parks
6. Chris Artrip
7. Ed Zacharski
8. Conner Weidman
9. Frank Metivier
10. Ethan Petz
11. A Real Person
12. 5 Real People
13. Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad
14. Jeff Houslander & T-Rex
15. Larry Reamer & The Out of Hand Van
16. Adm. William Kelley
17. Justine & Curt Septer
18. Norm & Misty
19. Reece & Darrin
20. Nolan & Austin
21. Bryan Beckerman & Fred Baker
22. Joe & Abby Levine w/....
23. Adam & Dorf
24. Julie and The Fizzle Clan
25. Laya, Scarlet, & Grayson
26. Enver & Bobalou
27. Eric Williams
28. Nick & Stacy Hutchens
29. Mike George & Gus
30. Emma Del Amora:  The Italian Mobster
31. Eugen Aaron "Butch" Griswold
32. Fred Stathers
33. Matt Myers (Capt. Transit)
34. Mike and Laura Sroka w/ James
35. Sarah & Zacharski Clan
36. Spencer Hayes
37. Bubba
38. Ingram
39. No Glove, No Love
40. Hope and Eleanor
41. Mike "Goofjuice" Geney
42. Forearms Phil & Scott
43. Colleen from Sandy's 
44. Sandy from Sandy's 
45. J-Dub Wisz
46. Dave Varga "Editor"
47. Ryan Poteracki
48. Mike Greenwelle
49. Mike Cannon
50 Gary Habkirk



Page I


1. Neo (55)
2. Trinity (38)
3. Morpheus (38)
4. Agent Smith (54)
5. The Oracle & Seraph (20, 38, 40)
6. Jason Bourne (22)
7. Ethan Hunt (21)
8. John Mclane (18)
9. John Rambo (20)
10. John Wick (20)
11. Predator #1-20
12. Xenomorph #1-20
13. Maximus Decimus Meridius (20)
14. Harry Potter (45)
15. Ron Weasaly (25)
16. Hermione Granger (30)
17. Voldemort (45)
18. Snape (30)
19. Albus Dumbledore (45)
20. Lucius Malfoy (26)
21. Drako Malfoy (25)
22. Dobby (10)
23. Haggrid (26)
24. Prof. Mognonagle (38)
25. Kung Fu Panda (15)
26. The Furious Five
27. Tai Lung
28. Ellen Ripley
29. The Colonial Marines (12, 30)
30. The Terminator (35)
31. The Terminator "2" (35)
32. T-1000 (35)
33. Kyle Reese (18)
34. T-X (35)
35. The Terminator "3" (35)
36. Terminator #1-15
37. John Conner 
38. Sarah Conner (12)
39. Talahasse, Colombus, Wichita, & Little Rock w/ vehicle
40. Maverick & Goose (12, 20) w/ F-14
41. Ice Man & Slider (12, 20) w/ F-14
42. Rooster & Hangman (12, 20) w/ 2 F-18s
43. Capt. Steven Hiller (12) w/ F-18
44. Detective Spooner (16)
45. Sonny (20)
46. Dr, Robert Neville (10), & his dog (6), (12) w/ Mustang
47. Riggs and Murtaugh (9, 9, 12)
48. Axel Foley (9)
49. The Expendables (9, 35)
50. Rocky Balboa (12)



Page J


1. Kratos (50), Atreus (33) & Fenrir (25), (75)
2. Mario & Luigie (16, 15, 25)
3. Bowser (20)
4. Toad (8)
5. Princess Toadstool (8)
6. Yoshi (12)
7. Wario (12)
8. Waluigie (12)
9. Link (20)
10. Zelda (12)
11. Gannon (30)
12. Sonic & Tails (15, 10, 20)
13. Dr, Robotnik (1)
14. Knuckles (13)
15. Ryu (Ninja Gaiden ) (14)
16. Bonk/Zonk
17. Kirby (20)
18. Ezio (18)
19. Altair (17)
20. Nathan Drake (12)
21. Samus (20)
22. Pit (18)
23. Simon Bellmont (16)
24. Ike (16)
25. Marth (16)
26. Sub-Zero (20)
27. Scorpion (20)
28. Liu Kang (20)
29. Shao Kahn (22)
30. Sonja Blade (20) & Jax (20), (35)
31. Rayden (22)
32. Shang Tsung (22) & Goro (22), (38)
33. Mega Man (20) & Rush (10), (25)
34. Tyrius Flare, Gilleus Thunderhead, & Ax Battler (15, 15, 15, 35)
35. The Shining Force (9 each, 30 for 12 of them)
36. Ryu (20)
37. Ken (20)
38. Chun Li (20)
39. M. Bison (22)
40. Sagat (21)
41. Guile (20)
42. Crash Bandicoot (14)
43. Master Chief (14)
44. Donkey Kong (18)
45. Diddy Kong (14) & Dixie Kong (14), (24)
46. R.O.B. the Robot (10)
47. Shinobi (14) & Dog (6), (16)
48. Cup Head (10)
49. Lara Croft (10)
50. Pac-Man (10)


Page K

1. Aang
2. Appa (18), Momo (4), Katara (37), Saka (15), & Toph (37)
3. Zuko (35)
4. Iro (38)
5. Firelord Ozai (37)
6. King Bumi (35)
7. Azula (35), Tai Lee (15), & Mai (15), (50)
8. Jeong Jeong (35)
9. Pakku (35)
10. Piando (18)
11. Korra (40)
12. Bumi (20)
13. Amon (38)
14. Tarrlok (37)
15. Unalaq (35), Desna (20), Eska (20), (55)
16. Bolin (32), Mako (28), Pabu (4), (55)
17. Asami (12) w/ vehicle
18. Yakaone (37)
19. Tenzen ( 38)
20. Zaheer (37), P'L (33), Ghazan (32), Ming Hua (32), (65)
21. The Noid (8)
22. He-Man (35) & Battle Cat (15), (44)
23. Skeletor (33)
24. Kevin & Julie (6,6,9)
25. Lubbock (7)
26. Beast Man (25)
27. Blade (25)
28. Ram Man (25)
29. Hordack (30)
30. She-Ra (35) & Swift Wind (7), (39)
31. Duke (14) w/ 4 G.I. Joes
32. Snake Eyes (18) & Wolf (10), (26)
33. Sg. Slaughter, Red Dog, Mercer, & Taurus (14, 12, 12,12, 30)
34. Cobra Commander (12) & 3 Cobra
35. Destro (12)
36. Pete Rose (6)
37. Magglio Ordonez (6)
38. Air Bender #1-4
39. Water Bender #1-5
40. Fire Bender #1-5
41. Earth Bender #1-5
42. Army Ranger #1-20
43. Flash Gordon (20)
44. Dr, Manhattan (60)
45. The Watchmen (14, 48)
46. Southpark Kids (3, 15)
47. Family Guy Family (6, 15)
48. The Simpsons (6, 15)
49. John & Ted (6, 6, 9)
50. The Lochness Monster (30)



Page L


1. Chris Castellani
2. Jonah Hill
3. Leonardo Dicaprio
4. Seth Rogan & Evan Goldberg (6,6,10)
5. Bill Hader
6. Sean Astin
7. Christopher Lee
8. Ian McKellen
9. Aerosmith (6, 20)
10. Green Day (6, 15)
11. Guns N' Roses (6, 22)
12. Eminem 
13. Wendy
14. Jeffrey Epstein
15. King Charles
16. Meggan & Harry (6,6, 10)
17. Bill Burr
18. Louis CK
19. Pee Wee Herman
20. Ron Popeil
21 Jack Lalane (7)
22. Ronald Mcdonald & Crew (6, 5, 25)
23. Joan Jett
24. The Foo Fighters (6, 18)
25. Kendrick Lamar
26. Mel Gibson
27. Jason Statham (7)
28. Bruce Lee (8)
29. Chuck Norris (10)
30. Jet Li (8)
31. Vizzy (6)
32. Papa John (6)
33. Keanu Reeves (7)
34. Tom Cruise (7)
35. Hugo Weaving
36. George Lopez
37. George Clooney
38. BK KIng (8)
39. Kenny Baker
40. Mark Hamill
41. Sean Bean
42. Nick Cage
43. Michael Jackson
44. Bill Cosby
45. George Lucas
46. JRR Tolkien
47. Christopher Tolkien
48. Jim Harbough
49. Juwan Howard
50. Fred Rogers


Page M

1. Francis Marion
2. Alexander the Great
3. Ivan the TErrible
4. George Washington
5. Abe Lincoln
6. James Madison
7. Pope Emeritus Benedict
8. Barbara Walters
9. Bill & Hill Clinton
10. George W. Bush
11. Napoleon Bonaparte
12. Lewis & Clarke w/ Saccajjewea
13. Thomas Jefferson
14. John Adams
15. Paul Revere
16. John Quincy Adams
17. Bo Schembechler
18. Stan Lee
19. Teddy Roosevelt 
20. FDR
21. JFK Jr.
22. JFK
23. Adolf Hitler
24. Joseph Stalin
25. Benito Mussolini
26. Winston Churchill
27. Gen. George S. Patton
28. Robert E. Lee
29. Ulysses S. Grant
30. Hanibal of Crete
31. Aristotle
32. Andrew Jackson
33. Julius Caesar
34. Benedict Arnold
35. John Cena
36. MLK Jr.
37. Malcom X
38. Barack Obama
39. Donald Trump
40. Joe Biden
41. Benjamin Franklin
42. Henry Know
43. Marquis De Lafayette
44. Alexander Hamilton
45. Aaron Burr
46. Danny Trejo
47. Zombie Queen Elizabeth
48. Ronald Reagan
49. John Wilkes Booth
50. Robert Oswald


Page N

1. Big Benito (12)
2. Paul Bunyon (30) & Babe (20), (45)
3. Hanibal Lectur (10)
4. Hans Gruber (8)
5. Michael Myers (30)
6. Jason Voorhies (29)
7. Chucky (15) & Bride of Chucky (15), (26)
8. Leprechaun (20)
9. Freddy Kruegar (30)
10. Leatherface (28)
11. Pinhead (28)
12. Hulk Hogan (12)
13. Macho Man Randy Savage (10)
14. Andre the Giant (12)
15. Westley, Inigo Montoya, & Fezzik (15, 13, 13, 32)
16. Wesley Snipes (6)
17. Santa Claus, Corbin Dallas, & the Reindeer (25, 10, 8, 40)
18. Jango & Dr. King Shulz (18, 6, 22)
19. Cliff Booth, his dog, & Rick Dalton (14, 6, 6, 20)
20. The Easter Bunny (15)
21. The Tooth Fairy (12)
22. Charles Manson (8)
23. Quentin Terentino (6)
24. Dracula (30)
25. Van Helsing (20)
26. Frankenstein's Monster (2)
27. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (12)
28. Jay, Silent Bob, & Suzanne (6 each, 10)
29. Dante & Randall (6, 10)
30. Kermit the Frog (5)
31. Big Bird & Snuffaluffa gus (6,6,10)
32. Mark "The Bird" Fiddrich (6)
33. J.J,. McCarthy (6)
34. Chip & Dale (3,3,5)
35. Cykill (30), Crasher (28), & Cop-Tor (28), (60)
36. Puzzler (45)
37. Leader One (30), Scooter (1), & Turbo (28), (55)
38. Dr. Grant (8)
39. Gizmo (4)
40. Stripe (9)
41. Gremlin #1-10
42. Magwai #1-10
43. Capt. Kirk (12) & The USS Enterprise w/ crew
44. Macgiver (12)
45. Ron Swanson (7)
46. Yukon Cornelius (7)
47. Spongebob, Patrick, & Gary (3,3,3,6)
48. The Ghostbusters (10,22) w/ car
49. 21 D-Gens
50 Navy SEALs #1-10


Page O:  Vehicles


1. X-Wing
2. Y-Wing
3. A-Wing
4. B-Wing
5. TIE Fighter
6. TIE Interceptor
7. TIE Bomber
8. TIE Advanced
9. Jedi Starfighter
10. Jedi V-Wing
11. Naboo Starfighter
12. Arwing
13. M-1 Abrams Tank
14. The Spider-Buggy
15. 2 4-Wheelers
16. Y-1300 Light Freighter
17. 2 F-14s
18. 2 F-16s
19. F-18
20. 2 Migs
21, F-22
22. F-35
23. Aircraft Carrier
24. The Milennium Chowder
25. The Pimp Mobile
26. The Batmobile
27. Kyle's Jeep
28. Resistance X-Wing
29. First Order TIE Fighter
30. 2 Ferraris
31. Conner's Mazda
32. The A-Team Van
33. Big Brown/The Allosaurus
34. T-Rex
35. A Vimana
36. Ornithopter
37. Guild Heighliner
38. Quinjet
39. Flying Saucer
40. Land Speeder
41. Mustang
42. Corvette
43. Dodge Challenger
44. Enterprise Shuttle
45. 2 motorcycles
46. WW2 Era Jeep
47. Mario 2 Spaceship
48. TIE Reaper
49. The Sky-Runner
50. Spaceball Vacuum
51. Umbaran Starfighter
52. Imperial Shuttle
53. Sith Fighter
54. ARc Fighter
55. U-Wing
56. Republic Shuttle



Page P:  Weapons


1. The One Ring
2. Green Lantern Ring
3. Blue Lantern Ring
4. Indigo Lantern Ring
5. Red Lantern Ring
6. Star Sapphire
7. The Sword of Darkness
8. The White Sword
9. Racoon Leaf
10. Tanooki Suit
11. Hammer Bros. Suit
12. Red Lightsaber
13. double red lightsaber
14. 2 white lightsabers
15. blue lightsaber
16. green lightsaber
17. green lightsaber
18. blue lightsaber
19. double yellow lightsaber
20. 4 glocks
21. The Houslander Family Sword
22. Force SAber
23. Joe Biden's AR-14
24. A real AR-14
25. AR-15
26. AR-10
27. 7 Dwarf Rings
28. Fire Flower
29. Ice Flower
30. Penguin Suit
31. Frog Suit
32. Iron Man Suit
33. DL-44 Heavy Blaster
34. Geonosian Starfighter
35. A Framing Hammer
36. Throwing Knives
37. Ninja Star
38. 3 Piece Sword SEt
39. Katana
40. Wakisachi
41. Tanto
42. Laser Sword
43. Baseball bat
44. Homerun Bat
45. Star Wand
46. Valkyrie
47. Halberd
48. Wizard Staff
49. Vibranium Suit
50. Suit of Armor
51. Matrix of Leadership
52. Power Ring
53. A black lantern ring
54. The White Lantern Ring




Bonus Page

1. Giga Chad (8)
2. Goku
3. Krillin
4. Piccolo
5. Vegeta
6. King Beerus
7. Brolly
8. Hellboy (30)
9. Abe Sapien (25)
10. Spawn (35)
11. Naruto
12. Milton William Cooper (7)
13. Rush Limbaugh (6)
14. 
15.
16. Ash (8) & 10 Pokemon
17. Pikachu
18. Pichu
19. Squirtle
20. Team Rocket
21. Mewtwo
22. Lucario
23. Eevee
24. Piplup
25. Charmander
26. Jiggly Puff
27. Charmeleon
28. Charzard
29. Dug Trio
30. 3 Digimon
31. Zeus (60)
32. Poseidon (50)
33. Hades (50)
34. Ares (45)
35. Athena (45)
36. Thor (58)
37. Odin (58)
38. Hermes (45)
39. Pegasus (20)
40. Hercules (30)
41. Achilles (28) & 5 Myrmidon
42. Hector (25)
43. Agamemenon & Menelaus (10,10,16)
44. Bacchus & Pan (28,28,48)
45. Aphrodite (30)
46. Saturn (40)
47. Uranus (40)
48. Weird Al Yankovich (6)
49. Norman Rockwell (6)
50. Aspen (25)