Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches are The In-Betweener and Cheer Bear.
Xavier's Annihilation Squad are The Engineer, Zombie Cyborg, and Mike Greenewell.
The match begins with Mike and Cheer Bear pitted against one another in the boxed arena. Both combatants grab their light discs and prepare for battle; but Mike takes the immediate initiative. Mike is eager to make a name for himself in the league and he feels like there is no better time than the present. Cheer Bear throws his disc but Mike dodges it and runs up fast on the cute little guy. He doesn't throw the disc, but instead brings it down hard like an ax. Mike smiles as he revels in the destruction of Cheer Bear and his first ever FFL Kill. “I just wanted to destroy something beautiful” says Mike to no one in particular and then starts maniacally laughing at his own Fight Club Reference. Mike thinks about how awesome he is and that this must just be a league for punks and sissies. "Yeah, I run this". He says under his breath. He starts to have dreams of the future... If his first kill was this easy, than maybe these dreams aren't to far from reality. His thoughts quickly move from... rookie of the year... League MVP... UNIVERSE BOWL CHAMPION!! But then the in-Betweener rips the Tron Light Cube out of this world and sends it back in to the real world where the digital make-up ceases being solid. This causes Mike to plummet to his death (oh well). Zombie Cyborg is down on the track racing on a recovered and reformatted Tron Light Cycle. The Zombie may not have the intelligence that Cyborg once possessed, but his computerized body parts can still function enough to manipulate the computer programming of the grid's equipment. Meanwhile Engineer is using nano-technology to alter the landscape of the grid to her will. Despite the nearly complete control she has over the system, she is still unable to find The In-Betweener, who is using his cosmic powers to go back and forth between the two worlds. The In-Betweener attempts to take over the grid completely but is unable to when he realizes that Engineer has completely integrated herself in to the system; and since the grid only exists in a computer realm, her abilities are trumping even the cosmic powers granted to the slave of Master Order and Lord Chaos. This multi-realm battle comes to a head only when The In-Betweener uses the opposite energy of the “real world” to rip apart the computerized fabric of this particular reality which of course kills The Engineer as well, considering that she is now simply part of the system. The In-Betweener than appears back in the grid where he is attacked by Zombie Cyborg. The Zombie leaps off of his light cycle sending it flying towards the In-Betweener, while he uses his arm cannon to blast at the cosmic being. Cyborg's hunger than completely takes over as he jumps on to The In-Betweener and attempts to eat him. The In-Betweener brushes the zombified-half-man/half-robot aside and then directs enough opposite energy in Zombie Cyborg's direction to disintegrate him.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN'S: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
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"New Guy"-valiant attempt; you were a worthy opponent in the first match of the year! -Becks
Good match Josh.
Tough loss Mike. Good fight.
my father always said "mike, dont laugh at your own jokes because you're not as funny as you think you are, and for the love of god, stop fighting cosmic entities. they'll be the death of you." how right he was.... damn him. -NFG Mike
Nice, I like the idea that the betweener's powers can be used like a reverse digitization laser.
Backyardigans: In-Betweener is sole survivor.
Xavier's: All Dead
Dr. Teresa Oblak got the Tron Light Suit and Light Disc.
Good stuff Joshatu. For a second there a thought for sure you were building all of this up to have the tweener pull the plug on the video game.
Mike: Your dad is a funny guy. How amazing is it that you've had this thing about fighting cosmic entities all your life and NOW your playing in this fantasy league with us. Man it's a small world out there.
Good stuff Joshatu. For a second there a thought for sure you were building all of this up to have the tweener pull the plug on the video game.
Mike: Your dad is a funny guy. How amazing is it that you've had this thing about fighting cosmic entities all your life and NOW your playing in this fantasy league with us. Man it's a small world out there.
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