Drunken Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana and “When I win this election, will I also be the second black President”?? Barack Obama's “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos are White Lantern Deadman, Norma Cenva (w/ a green lantern ring), and Jack Crowe (w/ a red lightsaber).
Logical Genocide is Nekron with a Tron Light Jet, Black Lantern Brainiac with a Tron Light Jet, and Centurion #4 (AKA Jim Tebow) with a Tron Light Jet.
“Good Lord, grant my teammates and I the ability to both persevere and learn from the events that are about to take place. I would never be so bold as to ask for victory, but please provide us with a fair match that represents both teams with equal fortitude; and the good fortune that we both have earned through our actions here on earth... In your name... Amen”. Says Jim Tebow as he grabs his extractors, jumps, and forms his Tron Light Jet out of the Grid's computerized air. The cousin of the NFL Quarterback moves easily with his light jet and catches up to his two teammates to form a standard air attack formation. His years of flying in Skeletor's Army and his year's of reading The Good Book have made him an exceptional small vehicle pilot and he is more than ready for his debut in the league. The L-Ger's have complete control of the air, as only they can truly navigate it throughout the grid with the grid's own equipment. Jim Tebow, follows closely behind Black Lantern Brainiac, who's superior brain gives him not only the ability to operate the light jet perfectly, but also gives him a unique understanding of how the grid works. Their captain Nekron on the other hand is in the lead, operating his light jet as if the grid were the open seas; and he were The Man of Steel himself “hanging ten” on his well-worn surfboard. Jim admires both of his teammates, but these are traits that he does not require... After all, he has Jesus on his side. Jim will never forget the day that he and his cousin were playing in his backyard, practicing to someday play on the big college stage and maybe even the NFL. Most of the neighborhood actually thought 11 year old Jim's chances were better than 10 year old Tim's. That is until Skeletor's cosmic key wielding ship made a brief stop on earth for the impressment of Crack Troops for Snake Mountain's Eternian Army. Only a select few of those, harshly trained soldiers were good enough to make the cut as an Air Centurion. Not exactly what Jim thought his future held for himself, that day that he told his younger cousin to hide as he openly tried to run away from Evil Lyn's Crack Troops to act as a diversion. It ended up being Tim who went on to have the big NFL career, but it is not for Jim to question the path that God lays out for him, just to follow it. The Logical Genocide Trio runs a deep sweep into the city area, and spots The Commandos. They nose-dive low, working as a team, when Jack Crowe ignites his red lightsaber. The vampire hunter, just simply isn't fast enough as the three light jet operators use their Tron discs to slice him apart. Black Lantern Brainiac then doubles back and uses his disc to slice White Lantern Deadman directly through his mid-section. Brainiac smirks as he flies past but it does not take long for Deadman to reform no worse for the ware. Deadman, has not yet been able to fully access the powers of the ring, but he is definitely protected by it. Norma Cenva, sees this happen, and does not even begin to use her emerald powers that were gifted her last season. She taps in to the minds of The Great Rossack Sorceresses that she is descendant from and uses her mental powers to completely fry Brainiac's highly advanced brain like they used to do to The Titan Cymek's during The Butlerian Jihad. Norma is able to do this and not sacrifice herself, due to the fact that she can map out the true mental path that one must take to accomplish such an amazing goal. Nekron is quite impressed with Norma's mental abilites; but he is not scared even now that he is outnumbered 2 to 1. Nekron brings his massive blade down twice on Deadman. First to cut off his ring-bearing hand, and second to cut Deadman lengthways up the middle of his body. Norma Cenva then senses that Nekron is about to attempt to alter reality to take her out of the equation, but Norma alters the grid first. She combines her mental attack with not only her own green lantern abilities; but also with the free floating white lantern ring of Deadman to bend the space that Nekron is occupying and make...
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA AND PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALLION OF COMMANDOS VICTORIOUS!!
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Damn. Good win, Nick. Though I think I found my MVP. Welcome to the big time, Jim Tebow.
I can't believe you wasted your phone call to transcribe this match to your legal counsel.
Such Dedication!
I thought that was going the other way up until the end.
Good win Nicky
I'd like to take this opportunity to address a rumor that has come to my attention.
While it is true that Tim Tebow just got himself screwed out of a job at the Broncos. JIM Tebow is perfectly safe, and will always have a home at Logical Genocide. The rumors of him possibly going to the Commandos or being part of a trade with Griffin for KFC Superman are completely false and unfounded. Jim played a big part in the damage dealt in this week's match and is currently working with me to ready himself for his next match.
Any other queries can be submitted to myself or the team owner directly, as Mr Tebow is not taking any interviews at this time.
Thanks you, and f**k the Commandos.
due to the untimely demise of the WessellTaker, my moneys on jim tebow for rookie of the year. -NFG Mike
Commandos: Norma Cenva is sole survivor.
L.G.: All dead.
Brad Pitt got the Tron Light Suit and Light Disc.
Jennifer Aniston now wants a Tron suit and light disc.
Look what you started!
Hell yeah Norma, they said you were a little runt but now your nothing but a badass!
Beautiful interpretation of the match Joshatu, I especially liked the ending.
To Seeney: Good match sir, you still interested in that White Lantern Dead Man trade?
I'm always open to negotiations. Email me and we'll see what we can do.
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