The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are: Nightwing (Dick Grayson) and zombie Ewok #4
Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies are: Sarah Palin and 4 al Qaeda members
Dick Grayson arrives at the RV to see 4 al Qaeda terrorists heavily armed and loading up Dave's RV with a bunch of propane tanks, fertilizer, gasoline, basically all the ingredients to turn the RV into a massive explosive.
"Not on my watch" Grayson growls to himself "We got Osama, I'll be damned if these guys are gonna take that from us."
as Dick charges the fatal foursome, there's a odd sound
"YYYYYYYYYuuUUUUUUUUUBBBB" says zombie Ewok #4 as he rushes on little legs to feast on some terrorist.
"Allah!" yells terrorist #1 as he pulls out a machine gun and opens fire on the Ewok, cutting his undead body down in a hail of gunfire.
As that goes down, Dick Grayson arrives and quickly begins to make short works of the terrorists. His usual vow of not killing goes out the window as his patriotism boils over into a fury and he lays down a vicious beating on the terrorists. Arms, legs, necks, all are broken as Grayson showcases how easy it is for him to battle four terrorists.
Three of the four alQaeda members are dead, when Nightwing pick up the third member by the shirt front and growls
"Who the f**k are you working for?"
before the brutalized man can answer, suddenly a shot rings out and Dick Grayson head suddenly disappears.
"Well, lookit that donchaknow! Barack ain't the only one who can kill terrorists! Looks like Sarah Palin's not out of the race yet" exclaims a gleeful Sarah Palin as she shoulders her high power sniper rifle and takes off to alert Fox News of her accomplishment.
However, al Qaeda member #3 isn't out of the woods yet. He crawls to the RV, hoping to still spread some terror on American soil. Suddenly, a hand bursts through his chest, tearing out his heart and killing him.
"Sorry pal. I'll be taking that off your hands" growls Black Lantern Johnny Storm
Storm gets in the RV, and begins to prepare the RV for his opponents on Alice's Wonder Team. Johnny takes a seat at the table, and awaits the eventual, inevitable bloodshed.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: All Dead
Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies: Sarah Palin survives.
BROCK SAMSON'S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!!!
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Very cool ending, I was bit confused at first but a very cool connection.
The Murderflies clinched a play-off spot with this win. The Midgets still have a chance of making the play-offs, but there will for sure be 5 win teams from The N.L. that do not make the cut this season.
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