The Right Wing Vs. George Washington's Slaves

The Right Wing is Zombie Jedi Knight #17 and magwai #3.

George Washington's Slaves are Gollum, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #17, Gonzo, and Kamilla.


Patience.... Not likely with this crew. Every member of these two teams erupt so violently in battle, that the RV they are traveling in actually tips over onto its side and crashes into a ditch along I-275. Not that this stops any of these competitors from going at it. Gonzo grabs a hold of the Magwai and gives it a nasty swirly in the bathroom, which is now the ground floor in the tipped over RV. This of course proves to be folly as the magwai begins multiplying like mad. The Ginaz Swordsmen erupts wildly with a flurry of perfectly aimed sword swings that are taking out magwai as fast as they can regenerate, when the zombie jedi uses his rusty lightsaber to attack the master of Ginaz from behind. He creates a small hole in the back of Ginaz Swordsmen #17 and then begins ripping away at the open flesh with his teeth. Gollum, in an attempt to avenge his fellow slave jumps on the back of the zombie jedi and rips his neck open with his teeth. This kills the zombie; but in turn, turns Gollum into a ravenous zombie as well. Gollum then turns on his own team a eats Kamilla (she didn’t just taste like chicken, she actually is a chicken). While Gollum is moving towards Gonzo he eats the last of the Magwai, but Gonzo grabs the side knife out of The fallen Ginaz Swordsmen’s belt and rushes at the zombified Gollum to take him out mid-meal.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!