Striders Vs. Dinomites Playoffs Week 1

 The Striders: Grandmaster Luke Skywalker w/White Lantern Ring, Hela, Treebeard, Knull, Sasuke, Granny Goodness, Bernadeth, Stompa, Gilotina, Mad Hariet, Loshina, The Eternals, Red Lantern Mera, Aquaman, Geralt of Rivia, Morg w/ Red Lantern Ring, Baron Zemo w/ yellow lantern ring, Four Rainbow six ops, Medusa, Karnak, Gorgon, Triton, Crystal, Lockjaw, Maximus the Mad, The Unspoken, Ragnarok, Rick Dalton, Cliff Booth and his dog, Scorpion (marvel version)

The Dinomites: Avatar Aang w/ (Indigo, Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, Star Sapphire, and White Lantern Rings), Dr. Strange w/ Green Lantern Ring, Wong w/ Blue Lantern Ring, Agent Smith, Kingdom Come Aquaman, Hermoine Granger, Iron fist, Power Man, and Jessica Jones, Ahsoka Tano w/ Star Sapphire ring in a tie fighter, Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl, Nazghul #8 on his fell beast, Desaad, The Black Racer, The Shazam family, Big Barda, Dark Dragon, Avatar Roku, Nightwing on his motorcycle, The Red Lotus, Yakkon, and 1 rebel soldier 

Forest Section

The Striders are deep into a multi-year war with the dominant Dinomites.  Whether their polices make any sense is for you to decide because this is probably over a dumb argument between the two Houslanders.  The striders are looking to knock off the Dinomites of the havok they have wrecked on this league, and it all starts with Sasuke and his handpicked team to take the Dinomites out of the playoff Forest.

Sasuke knowingly assembled this team even though it could very well lead to the deaths of majority of the people he chooses.  This needed to be done in order to take down the Tyrannous Dinomites.  He knew to get to the top he would have to go through the Forest before he could get to the top dogs inside of the city walls.  This team was made to track and kill the opposition.  His trackers were Geralt of Rivia, Caveria and Jackal of the Rainbow Six unit, and the BOY Treebeard himself because he is the trees.  For his firepower he brought the Marvel Eternals, Smoke for his poisonous gas of the Rainbow Six unit, Blackbeard also from the Rainbow Six unit because who doesn’t love some raw American soldier power, and he himself will take on a roll of taking out the unit belonging to the Dinomites.  

Sasuke enters the forest with his unit.  Geralt quickly begins to use his powers to see if he can track any monsters that may be near, but he felt nothing.  Although Jackal had picked up footprints on his tracker.  They were small.  Almost the size of a child’s foot.  Sasuke starts to think the Dinomites have stooped to have children slaves work the woods for him as an alert for his troops.  They continue to follow the footsteps while Caveira follows them in a safe distance looking for any ambushes.  They soon find themselves in front of a child. 

They all stopped in confusion, but Cav new it was still an enemy and quickly attacked and jumped on top of the child trying to get the location of her team.  Everyone stood in shock that Cav would jump on top of a child.  Blackbeard instantly yells “Get off of her.”

“She’s still and enemy and can give us the locations.  I’ll slit the throat of a child if it means ending all of this”

These were the last words that Cav ever got to say. 

Cav is thrown of the young child by a field of electro magnetic waves.  Cav was thrown into a tree and was punctured by a branch leaving a hole in her chest killing her instantly.  She sat there with the blood rushing out of her mouth as the child begins to turn into someone else.  It is Darla Dudley of the Shazam family.  The entire team is now ready to fight but Darla isn’t the only one from her side there. 

The rest of the Shazam family appears from the shadows of the Forest.  A powerhouse team of electromagnetic users.  The eternals are quick to respond to form a front line, but it is to late as Blackbeard out of rage began to shoot at the family but was quickly slain as he is just a human soldier.  Smoke quickly made a smoke screen for the front-line poisoning anyone who comes in contact with it.  They quickly retrieve the body of Blackbeard but are not able to get Cav as she is stuck in the tree.  Ajak and Thena are ready to lead the enternals to take the offense in the battle.

Sprite tries to charge ahead of Ajak and Thena to prove her worth because she whines and is annoying but is killed off by Eugene Choi with an electric shock.  This quickly causes a chaos among the enternals and forgets about any plan Thena and Ajak had.  Ikaris is the first to jump into the action to defend sprite.  He quickly flew to Eugene, but he wasn’t quick to make an attack.  He sat and stared into the eyes of someone who killed one of his close comrades. 

“Who are you and why are you working for this Tyrant?’

Before Eugene could give him a response Darla and Pedro Pena made an attack on the open Ikaris.  This attack was not close to being quick enough to hit someone like Ikaris.  His speed and reflexes are unmatched for someone like them.

The speed of Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl on their last legs are though.  Wonder Woman quickly killed the Eternal making Thena and Ajak run to his aid.  They were to late as Ikaris was left with no chance of surviving.  Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl no longer hold back and are quick to kill their opposition. 

*Its time for a strong chick fight*

Wonder Woman quickly glances at the two female eternals ready to fight them and laughs.  Wonder Woman says “They are just weaker versions of us.  This is no use sending them after us Sasuke.  You can hide on that walking tree all you want but you’ll just kill off your own team”

Sasuke gives her no response. As woman opinion was detected and woman opinion was rejected.

Thena begins to use her cosmic powers to form herself a weapon for the fight.  She makes herself a sword for the fight made directly of cosmic energy.  Ajak and Thena then lunge for the young side kick in Wonder Girl.  Caught off guard Wonder Girl is struck by Thena’s sword causing her to bleed.  Wonder Woman responds with a dash to them and knock Ajak’s to the ground and wrapping her whip around Thena’s wrists.  It’s starting to cause a burn on her wrists and tries to cut the whip of Wonder Woman, but her blade is not strong enough and is thrown by the Amazon queen.  Thena is beat but and her regenerative abilities are not able to keep up with this fight.  Wonder Woman stays on the attack throwing herself at Thena, but Thena is able to parry the critical blow with her sword, but it leaves her vulnerable.  Ajak was trying to join the fight again but was occupied with Wonder Girl who began to whoop that ass.  Ajak was not able to keep up with the young wonder girl.   Wonder Girl is able to slay the older eternal by herself.  Although this didn’t mean she would survive much longer.

A thud is heard on the ground, and it knocks a wall of dust into the air.  All that could be seen is nothing but a purple glow. 

The Dust finally settles and what appears before Wonder Girl is the last thing she would ever gaze her eyes upon.  It was Sasuke in a small version of the Susanoo armor.  She quickly made an attack towards Sasuke, but it was worth nothing.  It was quickly deflected off the armor and Sasuke took position to make his attack.  Wonder Woman in the distance began to see what was happening.  She quickly wounded Thena leaving her there in a pool of her own blood begging for her life. Wonder Woman leaped towards Sasuke who was ready for her attack and was prepared to counter and kill her.  They were both stopped by a giant ball of fire. 

Both confused what stopped them they waited for the smoke to settle.  The smoke settles and its Avatar Roku, but to find out how he got here we gotta go back a few minutes.

While that battle went on other chaos was happening close by in this forest.  The Shazzam family was fighting the rest of the Eternals. Phastos and Gilgamesh were able to take out Eugene Choi and Pedro Pena, but were surrounded by the rest of the family waiting to take them out as they were tried from their previous fight.  This left Mary Marvel, Captain Marvel Jr., CC Batson, and Darla to take out Makkari, Kingo and Sersi. 

The remaining Shazzam fam were respectfully outmatched in this situation.  Darla was the first to go as Sersi left not remorse and let her blood curdling screams be heard through the Forest.  Little did she know it brought an alert to her demise. Makkari and Kingo then went after the remaining family. 

It was only CC Batson left to defend themselves against the three Eternals.  This is until they are attacked by balls of fire.  They were caught off guard.  Avatar Roku came to save Batson who was on his last legs.  Roku quickly burned Makkari to a crisp.  Sersi went on the attack but hasn’t seen someone with the power of an Avatar and was out matched by the skilled fire bender.  This caused Kingo to try and make his escape to Sasuke.  Hermoine who was trying to hide started to use her magic to try and stop him but Geralt quickly took the head of the young wizard and ran with Kingo to meet with Sasuke. 

This brings us back to the fight with Sasuke and the others.  The fire is beginning to burn down the forest.  You cannot do that infront of the boy Treebeard.  He quickly become enraged and begins to launch his own attacks at the oppents but is taking damage from the fire himself. Sasuke knows Treebeard is crucial to the team and jumps atop of him and puts his Susanoo on top of him.  Treebeard is now covered in armor and is armed with a sword.  His attacks are creating greats amount of force.  This causes the nearby dam to crack and break.  This causes water to start to flood the forest.  Roku quickly finds CC and tells him to teleport to their Desert base and alert Wong and Dr.Strange on what is happening here.  He quickly vanished as Roku and everyone else is swept away by the strong current which is headed directly towards the city.

 

The in-between

Everyone who was left alive in the forest was washed away by the dam and here is what happened to them.  Treebeard and Sasuke were protected by the Susano and Treebeard is able to keep himself walking on the water with it.  This left Druig, Kingo, Geralt, and the rest of the Rainbow Six team to drown.  That is until they are saved by a fellow member of the team.  Geralt, Druig, and Kingo are saved by Aquaman. 

They are quick to thank the friend of the sea, but he lets them know that they are not alone.  “We aren’t the only one here we gotta try and make it to the city fast”

Before they could even begin to try and ask why they are met by another Aquaman but there was something different about this one.  They were all confused as they thought they were just saved by aquaman.  This was Kingdom Come Aquaman. 

With that Aquaman they saw Wonder Woman and Roku who were also saved, but a portal developed around the unknown Aquaman.  It was Wong and Dr.Strange.

“Come with us lets go!” said Strange

“We can finish these guys right here. No” said Aquaman

“We need you now.  This is an order from a superior.  We have to go now” says Strange as you can see explosions in the desert that’s behind them.

“Fine” agrees the angered Aquaman.

Then they disappeared with the portal

“Where did they go” said Druig

“I have a feeling where they went but there is nothing to do but head towards the city.  Skywalker already has his hands full and needs our help” says the real Aquaman. 

Desert Section

The Dinomites have a base in the Desert a smaller location closer to the city than the water.  The Dinomites have Dr.Strange and Wong leading a small team to upkeep and defend the base from any incoming attacks. The dominance of the Dinomites leaves them no fear in having a small team as it gives them confidence. 

The Striders look to come on the attack of the desert base.  They think they could find some information here that they could use to their advantage in the coming attack of the city.  The Striders are going all in for this attack with some of their strongest team members in Hela and Knull leading them in.  They are joined by Granny Goodness and her team, Scorpion, and Morg. 

Knull wanted to waste no time and start the attack straight away but upon their arrival the Dinomites have already been alearted as they have a pilot in the sky in Ahsoka Tano.  She was able to alert the rest of the Dinomites of their arrival.  The Red Lotus prepared to be the frontline of defense and stepped up to face the Striders but it was a lack of an effort from the Red Lotus squad as Knull started his attack killing the The Red Lotus squad other than Zaheer.  That was until Hela arrived at the front line to finish of the last member of the Avatar group.

Dr.Strange and Wong realise quickly this fight will not go in their favor without any back up because their fire power in the Black Racer is no where to be seen.  Wong runs out to form a shield over the outpost as Ahsoka Tano starts to let fire come down from her TIE fighter. 

“Wong we can’t do this much longer with no help.  There are to many of them, and they don’t look like they are here to talk.”

“I know, we’re” before Wong could even finish his sentence, he was knocked into by someone who just appeared.

It was CC Batson.  He has teleported wounded to the two magic users.  He alearted them and said “We’ve been defeated in the forest.  Roku sent me here to tell you.  There were still some survivors left that we could save there.”

Strange responds with “Can’t you see we don’t have time to save their asses when we are about to lose a battle here.”

“But we could bring them here to help us fight” yells Wong.

Without any other choice and seeing it as the only way to survive this attack Dr.Strange opens up a portal to rescue the other.  They are all coming down a stream of water with Aquaman and run right into the portal. 

This causes water to also come through knocking everyone to the ground.  The numbers are strengthened but CC Batson has bled out as his injuries were to grave to survive.  The Dinomites recognize his sacrifice and intend on finishing the battle for him. 

The Striders have seen what has happened but are unfazed and continue to march forward with their attack, but they were met by an unseen member of the Dinomites team.  It was The Black Racer and he quickly took out Granny Goodness and Mad Harriet.  The rest of the team moves to make a counterattack.  Bernadeth and Stompa go after the Black Racer.  Before they can do that Wonder Woman steps into their way and takes them both out herself. 

This angered Hela as this battle was supposed to be a sweep.  Hela is enraged and is uncontrollable now and kills the legend amazon warrior leaving nothing there but her braces for her arms.  This allows Knull to continue with the attack against the Dinomites.  Knul quickly runs his sword through the throat of Wong who was trying to protect their wounded and dead friends.  Aquaman and Roku try to fend him off with the two of them.

Knull menacingly says “look, it’s a fish out of water” and slays the off brand Aquaman.

Roku tries to hold him back with his fire bending abilities and it is working against him.  The fire seems to be a direct counter.  While distracted by Roku, Knull hasn’t heard the TIE fight of Ahsoka Tano land and meets his end with a light saber through the face leaving him a pool of black blood.

Scorpion and Morg go on the attack with Hela but it is no use as The Black Racer quickly eliminates the two weak characters.  This leaves Hela with Bernadeth, Loshina, and Gilotina.

Hela quickly makes a move for Strange because he is their leader.  She was quick enough to eliminate the distracted Strange who was trying to give information of the battle to their leader.  The Dinomites all jump to attack Hela and it is a success.  Ahsoka was able to slay yet another with her light saber.  Black Racer is able to finish the rest of the Striders left in the Desert. 

The Dinomites are there left wounded from the battle.  They are given a signal to return to the city as it is under attack because of the broken dam.  Ahsoka, Black Racer, and Roku all begin to make their return to the city for yet another battle.  This battle though will decide who will win this war once and for all.

“He better be grateful for this work we’ve been putting in” said Racer.

The City

The Dinomites return to the city to help the rest of their team as the Striders from the forest got a fast track there with the broken dam.  Upon them returning they saw Luke Skywalker slay the final member of the Defenders.  He took the head of Jessica Jones and put in on spike in an effort to declare a war on the Dinomites that has already started.  This is Grand Master.  He do be old and delusional sometime.  This was an already weak Defender team as it was just Iron Fist and Power Man with Jessica Jones.  Daredevil bop to hard to be seen with her weak ass in this match.  On jah

The squad led by Medusa went to attack the leader of the Dinomites in Aang, but they were met by  a surprise.  Aang has acquired a near full spectrum of lantern rings increasing his powers making him essentially a god amongst them.  They knew continuing was going to be a death sentence, but they continued anyways as these tyrants needed to be stopped at any cost. 

“Maybe a miracle in our favor but we won’t know if we run like some Notre Dame bitches” said Karnak.

Karnak and Gorgon make a move to attack Aang.  Aang looked upon them with a fierce look and slaughtered the both of them with little to no effort.  The avatar was out of control and was a forced that couldn’t be stopped.  “You are all feeble characters compared to me.  I control this league and I will continue our reign.”

This was heard by many of the Dinomites who cheer and ignites a spark for them to keep going.  This would take a miracle but they do be saying The Striders GOT THAT DAWG IN EM.

Aang quickly erases the rest of the Medusa led team with ease.  Aang as arrogant as can be sits down on a throne of bodies knowing the Striders will come to him.  He is enemy number one why would he come to them.

While this went on Aquaman had run into Rick Dalton and Cliff Booth trapped into an alley by Black Racer who was planning to do god knows what to those young lads.  Aquaman stepped into the fight to take on Black Racer.

“do you know who I am” said Aquaman

“mmmm don’t care on jah” Black Racer said for the memes

Black Racer quickly moves to Dalton with his scythe and dices him in half.  He instanly looks to Booth who tries to run from the fight.  Racer quickly chases after him but is stopped by Aquaman. 

“Oh do you wanna die next”

Then before Aquaman could even come up with a witty response he was killed.  Racer was too fast for Aquaman who was out of his realm in this fight.  Now all that is left for Racer is to chase down Booth.  Which he does while laughing menacingly.  He cuts off the head of Booth and continues to walk like nothing ever happened.  Just as he turns the corner, he sees nothing like he ever has before.

It was Sasuke and Treebeard with Treebeard with the Susanoo provided by Sauske.  Treebeard now has a large sword never before seen.  Treebeard is on a mission and will not be stopped.  He quickly slashes at Racer who was standing there in awe.  He is still able to dash out of the way with his speed but it is a close call. 

Agent Smith and Nightwing show up to back up Racer but would only slow him down.  They are instantly attacked but Racer is able to save them. 

“You two are not strong enough for this.  You need to find Aang and let him knows what is here”

Before Nightwing could take off on his bike he was smashed to bits by Treebeard.  Treebeard continues the attack going after Agent Smith this time but he was saved again by Black Racer.  Black Racer while trying to save Agent Smith met his end as he was caught by the sword of Treebeard.  His efforts also went to waste cuz Agent Smith got clapped by Treebeard immediately after. 

Instanly a Nazgul on his fell beast comes at Treebeard but it was stopped by someone else.  Sasuke stood there confused until he saw Geralt.  Geralt had been hunting down the monster ever since he arrived and was able to take the opportunity to slaughter the Nazgul and its beast.

In the faint distance Roku and Ahsoka we battling Baron Zemo, Mera and Kingo.  Zemo and Mera didn’t stand a chance as they went up against Roku. Roku uses fire bending to fry the two of them who just stood in fear as they knew they were going to die. 

Kingo tries to hold his own against Ahsoka but the effort is for none.  Ahsoka is able to run her lightsaber into the chest of Kingo and bring it up through his head splitting the top half of his body in half. 

Geralt had been rushing to help the group but showed up as Kingo was split in half.  He charged at Ahsoka with his sword but it was split in half by her lightsaber.  Geralt confused went for his other sword but it was to late.  Ahsoka stabbed Geralt killing him on the spot.

The Treebeard and Sasuke combo has arrived and is ready to kill again.  They quickly begin the attack going after Ahsoka. 

“Run Ahsoka tell Aang” said Roku who starts firebending to form a defense.

As Ahsoka tries to run she is met by Luke Skywalker.  She was stunned to see him here.  Friends before but are now enemies.  Ahsoka draws her lightsaber although questioning it.  That was until Luke took a leap at her to try and kill her.  She was able to defend herself with her own lightsaber.  She knew she was weaker than Luke and tried to call for help, but the help was dead as Treebeard already had killed Roku in their fight.  She tries to run in defense but Treebeard throws his sword to block Ahsoka.  It lands right in front of her and traps her with Luke.  Luke with ease kills Ahsoka.

This was going to be a battle for Aang who has just arrived to the scene.  He left his pile of dead bodies because he got bored and wanted in on the action.  His eyes were lit tf up.  He was ready to fight.  He launches an attack on Treebeard who tries to block it with his sword which he doesn’t have anymore.  It was a direct hit and knocks him and Sasuke to the ground. This knocked Treebeard out of the Susanoo.  Aang follows up with another attack taking down the massive tree.  Sasuke however was able to escape. As he can see every move that Aang is about to make.

Aang also kills Druig who was hiding from the fight in the background as he stays useless.  This left Sasuke and Luke Skywalker to face off against Aang. Every move Aang tries to make, Sasuke can see coming.  So him and Luke devised a plan that could possibly kill Aang.  Luke draws the attention of Aang and Sasuke will attempt to kill him when the opening comes.  Sasuke kept trying to save his team member though everytime there was an opening.

“Sacrifice me.  It needs to be done” said Skywalker.

Luke drew his attention one more time.  Aang so kill hungry left an opening for Sasuke to take his head.  Although he was able to Kill Aang, Luke died while making the distraction.  This sacrifice will never be forgotten on this battlefield as Sasuke promises to tell the tale of how the Striders beat the Dinomites.

Thanks for reading fellas

George Washington's House Elves Vs. The Empire

 George Washington's House Elves are Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, Mysterio, Sandman, Electro, Vulture, Gandalf the Grey, Harry Potter on a Quiddich broom, Cicada, Red She Hulk, Mr. Spock in F-18, Capt. Rex in F-18, Mike Tyson, Ron Weasaly, Luke Skywalker in his Stealth X-Wing, Sandworm #10-14, Capt. Kirk in F-35, Capt. Picard in F-35, Omnius, Ajax, Dobby, George Washington, The Wampa, Wizard, Warrior, Valkyrie, & Elf, Sirius Black, Bulk & Skull, Alpha, Zordon, Goldar, Fenster, Dick Tracey, Zangief, Meneleus & Agamemnon, Mangy Mouse, Roy Koopa, The Paw Patrol:  Chase, Marshall, Rubble, Zuma, Sky, Rocky, Ryder, Everest, & Tracker in their vehicles, Bob, Linda, Tina, Jean, Louise, & Teddy in Endurance, & John Schlade in his Turbo Deactivated Dodge Daytona.  Extra Stuff:  Milennium Groudy, Ixian Ship, & Chris's Firespray 31, Hammer Bros. Suit, Frog Suit.

The Empire is Polaris, Azula (w/a fire flower), Aqualad, Wendy the Good Witch, Blink, Michael Myers, The Ancient One, Jinx, The Green Goblin, Tybalt (w/ a Force Saber), Jesse Quick, HR, Impulse, Joe West, Vibe, The Rancor, Green Arrow, Samus, Scarecrow, Splinter, Lazarus Long, Firestorm, Kirby, Miss Martian, Orion, Danger Mouse & Penfold in DM's car, Argent, Starfire, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prowess, Starman, Jack Baur, Teddy Roosevelt (w/ a flame thrower), Ash, Pikachu, Squirtle, Ryachu, Blastois, & Green Orc #1-8.  Extra Stuff:  2 snow speeders, AT-RT, Dry Bones' Kart, The Arc, Apache Helicopter, Submarine, Mystery Machine, Bi-Plane, Luke's Snow Speeder, Harley Davidson, TIE Bomber, Z-95 Headhunter, Jeep Wrangler, Sky Runner, Red Lantern Ring, Blue Lantern Ring, Star Sapphire, Speed Ring, 4 Glocks, Memory Wiper, 2 Bo staffs, Batarang, & a cape feather.

Precursor to The Great Reboot  Part 1 

Maybe the conspiracy theorists are right, is the headline of the major newspapers and online articles being passed about amongst the people of the Playoff Planet.  Maybe this is the beginning of another Great Reboot.  The talk of their world being nothing but a simulation created with nefarious purpose, the ancient texts spelling out disaster in this very month of this very year, the astrologers, the zealots, the preppers, the historians, the radicals, the nutjobs, and the alternative media spouting fear of the end being near.  The apocalypse.  The looming Reboot that the Normies refuse to believe is on the horizon.  It may just start here.  

 And now here.  Right on cue, two armies of fighters show up to perfectly distract the masses from what the awake know looms on the horizon.  The distraction.  The Roman Circus.  The charade.  The storm before the calm.  

Massive alien craft, unimaginable beasts, men of renown, and creatures either long forgotten or never dreamt of flood every corner of the planet as its populace retreat in an attempt to huddle in the closest dark corner of every available room.    

Let's throw in a little bit of match to even out the sophistry, shall we??  The Wampa ate Pikachu before the The Rancor ate the Wampa, but then the Sandworms ate the Rancor on their way to crashing into the ocean drowning in the sea, creating the water of life whom no person in this match has the proper pranu-bindu training to handle the transformation killing Aqualad, and melting through the submarine which contained Joe West, HR, and Scarecrow.  

 Random protests and fiery, yet mostly peaceful riots about totally unrelated media fueled events, controversies, and cultural struggles are popping up all around the Playoff Planet as the inhabitants of this place are overrun with fear.  So as not to have a battlefield overly wrought with the distractions and collateral damage bodies lined up, a healthy portion of the fighting is being done in the air above the city's skyline and forest trees.  Not that there will not be collateral damage from the subjects of the Playoff Planet like there always is; but at least the combatants will not see as much of it up close as the debris and destruction comes falling from above.  

The large Ixian Ship and The Endurance, along with their armada serve to block out the rays of the sun and provide shade to the city down below, while they become surrounded by The Arc and its accompanying  vehicles in service of The Empire.   Aerial dog fights break out everywhere, Capt. Picard in his F-35 guns down Teddy Roosevelt and Jinx in the Apache Helicopter; but TR survives the fall because he had just merged with the Starman from Super Mario Bros.  Green Arrow and Tybalt in the gunner's chair get some revenge when they blast Picard out of the sky in the Snow Speeder and then follow it up with a second kill by doing the same to Capt. Kirk in his F-35.  Spock and Capt. Rex in their F-18s join the dog fight, but are both taken out by Lazarus Long in his own F-18.  Up on top of a nearby skyscraper, Splinter makes short work of Zordon, Alpha, Bulk, Skull, Goldar, and Fenster with some serious ninja moves making me think that the Power Rangers martial arts skills may actually be a little sus.  Right next to them Miss Martian ran the Gauntlet killing the Wizard, Warrior, Valkyrie, & Elf (see what I did there) on her way to caving in the face of Sirius Black.   Dick Tracey caught a storm of fire from Firestorm who also burnt up Agamemnon, Menelaus, and Zangief but then Red She Hulk and Gandalf showed up to the party and took out Firestorm, Splinter, Miss Martian, as well as Jesse Quick, Vibe, and Impulse who couldn't quite get away from the reach of Gandalf's light of Anor.  Back to the air above, The Empire fighter ships have taken out all of the Omnius crafts that seemed to be endlessly multiplying.  Jack Baur in a Z-95 Headhunter took out the massive flying form of Ajax the Titan Cymek and smacked Harry Potter off his broom and out of the sky with the wing of the ship.  The three remaining Empire Members in this dog fight form up to regroup, but before Green Arrow, Baur, and Lazurus Long can move on to a secondary target Luke Skywalker shows up out of nowhere in his Stealth X-Wing and takes out all three of them Maverick style.  The air fight continues as The Green Goblin starts fighting The Green Goblin on their gliders.  They both knock each other off and become a pair of green goobers on the sidewalk below.  The Ixian Craft which contained Romeo, The Endurance piloted by Bob, Linda, Tina, Jean, Louise, and Teddy; and The Arc containing Orion have all taken such intense damage that they come crashing down into the forest and city alike killing hundreds of innocent bystanders who were out protesting. 

Blink mysteriously killed Mysterio in the blink of an eye.  

Blink's eye was eaten out by The Vulture.

Michael Myers watched the Vulture run around like a vulture with its head cut off after he cut off The Vulture's head. 

Doc Ock did eight surgeries on Michael Myers to fix his problem of not dying.

The Ancient One outlived Doc Ock.  

Now that that is over with, let's head back down to the Forest, which has already been set ablaze from all of the fierce fighting.  Polaris starts using scrap metal from the fallen ships to crush and skewer Sandman, Electro, and Roy Koopa, while Cicada manages to punch through the faces of Argent, Starfire, and Azula with The DC Universe's second hardest punch thanks to the Speed Force.  Ash chooses Squirtle, Ryachu, and Blastois to take out the Paw Patrol crew much like what seems to happen to every little kid once they start to think Pokemon is cool and Paw Patrol "is for kids".  The Pocket Monsters and their boss move to take on Ron Weasaly next and are successful but only at great peril as only Squirtle survives the fight.  Samus' arms ain't long enough to box with Iron Mike Tyson so she shoots him with a wave ray instead.  

Gandalf and The Ancient One have an epic battle that went on for days within another realm that would make for an amazing twenty minute long special effects fest in an action movie; but I don't have time to go all Tolkien on this; so just take my word for it when I say they were both amazing and have earned their rest as they join each other in death.  

Polaris manages to get Cicada caught inside one of the fast moving pieces of metal she is manipulating, but Mangy Mouse caught the piece she threw at him and delivered it back through her chest.  Mangy Mouse then brutally takes out his mouse brethren Danger Mouse and Penfold after catching up to their fast moving little sports car; but the Mighty Mouse villain isn't fast enough to get away from Sonic and Tails who spin attack him into oblivion.  Red She Hulk pounds Wendy the Good Witch into the ground; but is eaten by Kirby who absorbs her powers.  Dobby blasts Kirby with some pretty potent magic before Kirby can take advantage of his new super strength; but Dobby is taken out as well by an ice ray/missile combo from Samus.  Things are looking good for The Empire as they begin to regroup in a non-fiery forest outcropping, until Luke from his X-Wing takes out all eight of their orcs in a strafing run before ejecting with his lightsaber and taking on what's left of the whole team.  A quick lightsaber swipe leaves Tails with no head and a Force Push into a nearby tree leaves Squirtle squashed.  Luke deflects Samus' lasers back at her destroying her space suit as well as her and then tosses his lightsaber directly into the chest of Sonic the Hedgehog.  As Luke uses the Force to bring the saber back to his hand, Teddy Roosevelt comes in quick behind the Jedi, putting him in a strangle hold and stabbing him in the neck with his trusty hunting knife.  

"You think some Rebel is gonna take out The Bull Moose on America's birthday"!!  Teddy yells in defiance.      

Teddy goes sauntering back into town wondering who exactly remains from The House Elves Squad.  He can't imagine that there is any man capable of taking out him or his freedom loving spirit.  Not today.  Not on Independence Day.  

As Teddy walks out onto the city's main road, a Red Dodge Daytona pulls up slowly and comes to a stop in front of him.  Inside the car the driver, John Schlade turns his head to the right to speak to his passenger General George Washington.  Washington speaks first saying:  "Stay in the car.  I'll handle this alone".  

Washington and Roosevelt begin rolling up their sleeves and walking towards one another.  They drop all the weapons out of their belts and get ready to settle this not just like men.  But like Americans.  Washington nods to his opponent, while TR looks him in the eye and says:  "It had to be you....  Happy Independence Day Mr. President".  

They begin to grapple with each other and hold nothing back.  Trading haymakers that would put lesser men down for the count with ease.  Washington puts Roosevelt in a choke hold that he learned from an old British Sergeant in his youth; but Roosevelt counters with a reverse choke hold he learned from one of his Rough Riders in Spain.  You can't even tell these men are gasping for air as they are so focused on the attack.  On the victory.  Neither man with anger in his eyes, just determination.  Pure joy at meeting a worthy opponent who is living up to every iota of his reputation.  It isn't until the end, with neither man unwilling to relent that they both realize that The United States of America hasn't lost two Presidents on July Fourth since John Adams and Thomas Jefferson in 1826.  A shared thought between legends.

John Schlade, the sole survivor of the match gets out of his car ignoring the burning wreckage around him, shedding a single tear, not for the death of these great patriots; but for everything that is dying with it.  

Week 9 Of This Season - Gentle Boiz vs. Strident Gum: The Sitcom

The Gentlemens is Superboy with a Blue Lantern Ring.

The Striddlers are Morg with a Red Lantern Ring, and John Wick with a Yellow Lantern Ring.

There is no cold open; the jaunty melodica intro music plays immediately, setting the campy and light-hearted tone of the match early so you don't get caught off guard.

Superboy is hunched over a desk at his day job. His awkward haircut, nerd glasses, and mustard-color shirt are the trademarks of his secret identity, Small Clark Kent. As he tries to work, a bullet bounces off of him, a mild but startling annoyance. He looks around... where did it come from? He warily turns back to his work. Moments pass, then again, p'ting, a bullet is crushed against his back and it clinks to the floor. Again he searches, no gunman in sight... until he uses his x-ray vision! Ah ha! A giggling John Wick crouches behind the secretary's desk. "I've got you, John, this was your FINAL. PRANK." He shoots a quick and efficient burst of laser beam from his eyes to John's snickering skull. The others in The Office shoot uneasy looks in the direction of the conflict before remembering how little they get paid to be making things like this their problem. The elevator open and Morg from the Warehouse enters. His jaw drops when he sees John's smoking neck-hole where his head one was. "Hoooly SH**, John?!" he looks to the very poorly disguised Superboy and the situation dawns on him. "Small Clark, what the hell man?! I know John was messing with you but that doesn't mean you can melt his head! We were about to go to Jamba Juice and split a free smoothie from his reward card. I don't know his account number! Now I gotta pay for my own damn smoothie!" Superboy glowers and walks up to Morg's face, invading his personal bubble without social awareness. "Morg, he brought a gun to the workplace. Do you know how many ways you can kill a man with a gun?" Morg's face twists with puzzlement. "Like, one? Shoot him?" Superboy quickly raises all but his thumb and pinky. "Three. One, shoot him. Two, hit him over the head. Three, put the barrel in his throat and his gag reflex activates, pulling the gun further in and choking him to death." Superboy cocks his head with a smug smile before turning to return to his desk. "Now if you'll excuse me, some of us are trying to get some work done. This is a workplace, Morg, or do you and your homies in the warehouse not do work down there?" Morg is bewildered. "Dude, what? Aw hell no." Ah he approaches with violent intent, Superboy fumbles around his desk "Where's my stapler?" He rummages through the top drawer, nothing. He opens the bottom drawer... his filing folders have been removed. Jell-O. He pulls the jiggling dessert mold from the drawer to find his stapler encased within. A note sits on the platter. "Your favorite - green kryptonite Jell-O.  -XOXO JOHN ;)" A withering Superboy turns to the camera and does the face.

Consortium Week 9: Popeyes vs TEAM

Popeyes: Darth Vader w/ Yellow Lantern Ring

TEAM: Neo (final death) 

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fighitn Fun Down Tight

 Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Dwight, Pam, Jim, Toby, Ethan Hunt (w/ Indigo lantern ring), & Magnum P.I.   ITEMS:  Dwight's Weapon Stash, 4 Glocks, & a 4 Lokos.

Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Atrocitus (w/ a flamethrower) & Gilleus Thunderhead (w/ blue lantern ring & Personal Holtzman Shield).

Welcome to Dunder Mifflin.  Today, for the first time ever, something entertaining is actually going to happen at this place.  Entertaining for absolute psychopaths who love blood, guts, death, and destruction that is.  

As Atrocitus and Gilleus burst into The Office, Dwight instantly ducks down and begins the contingency plan he has had set in place for some time; as he has been anticipating something like this happening for quite a while.  Atrocitus has no idea how to use the earth made flamethrower he is holding and is curious why he was handed it by his teammates before the match began.  He throws the heavy weapon directly at Pam's face and takes her head clean off.  He then unloads a batch of red lava vomit from his mouth and burns Jim and Toby to a crisp.  Ethan Hunt gets into a pitched battle with Gilleus Thunderhead, who similarly has no clue how to work his blue lantern ring, though it is offering some protection all on its own.  His Personal Holtzman Shield on the other hand is activated and working perfectly as it deflects every Indigo energy laced 9mm round that Ethan's Beretta 92 can throw at him.  Gilleus is fairly impervious to his attacks, and also cannot seem to get close enough to the fast moving Hunt to do any damage with his axe.  Gilleus instead casts Level 4 of his Lightning magic and takes the Impossible Mission Force Squad Leader out with that.  Gilleus was smart enough to deactivate his shield for a moment before he cast the spell (he didn't want ot risk a nuclear blast).  But Magnum took advantage of the few seconds the shield was down and put two 9mm rounds in the forehead of the Dwarf from his Semi-Auto Smith and Wesson.  Atrocitus quickly avenges his dimiuitive ally and crushes Magnum with his massive bare hands.  Atrocitus believes that the match might be over, but continues to look around for another member of the AAA Squad after he is not teleported away in victory.  Dwight is whom he casually seeks but this mere human is perhaps more difficult to defeat than the leader of the red lantern corps has anticipated.  Dwight has reached his hiding spot and has uncovered his weapon stash.  Dwight sheathes his sword along with holstering the 4 Glocks.  The Model 40 10mm he puts in a shoulder holster, the near matching Models 23 & 32 in .40 S & W and .357 Sig he has at his sides and the illegal in the United States Model 28 in .380 ACP is concealed at his back just for good measure.  Knives and other melee weapons abound; but more things are in the stash of weapons than others even know about.  Dwight pulls out his Hunter Seeker that was made from the exact specs of Ginaz Swordmasters that he had found on the deep web.  Filled with poisons and toxins known to be illegal in the imperium, this weapon would have easily penetrated Gilleus Thunderhead's Personal Shield slowly and then killed him all while Dwight operated it remotely from his hidden bunker.  Too bad his deceased teamate Magnum took away his fun and already took out the Golden Axe Dwarf.  "Oh well, won't be needing that".  Says Dwight as he tosses the hunter-seeker aside.  Dwight continues to dig into his stash and pulls out a Skemix tool, plus both a green lantern ring and a blue lantern ring that he had stashed here just in case a Red Lantern attacked Dunder Mifflin like he knew one eventually would.  Dwight has of course done his research and knows that all he must do is remove the ring of the Red Lantern, which functions as the Corps Member's heart to make the wearer's ciruclatory system completely shut down.  Dwight, now fully armed comes running out into the main lobby where Atrocitus is a sitting duck.  Dwight throws a flash bang to distract the alien then hurls his sword with the green and blue rings duct-taped to it.  This disables the ring temporarily and gives Dwight more than enough time to rush in and place the Skemix tool on Atrocitus' finger cutting it off and in the process killing Atrocitus.  Almost too easy......  

Empire Vs. House Elves

 Empire: John Constantine and Michael Myers 

House Elves:  Shaak Ti (final death) and The Wampa 

The Dunder Mifflin office has been taken over by a rampaging Michael Myers and needs to be stopped.  Myers has killed all members of the office and nothing is left but him.  Even Bob Vance has been killed.  Shaak Ti and The Wampa are closing in to fix this mess. 

Shaak Ti enters the building that has pools of blood and guts.  It was unlike anything she has seen before.  Worse than them kids dying to Anakin.  She makes her way to the Michael Scotts office where he laid in a pool of blood holding his "Worlds Greatest Boss" mug.  

The Michael Myers music starts to play and Shaak Ti has no clue what is happening.  That's until Michael appeared from accounting.  She instantly draws her light saber in anticipation of an attack.  Michael begins to walk towards Shaak Ti and tries to slash her with a knife but that was to weak for a Jedi master.  She was able to dodge the attack and slash across the chest of Myers.  He goes down but instantly gets back up and tries to attack Shaak Ti again.  She again dodges but this time was able to take the arm of Myers.  She goes to finish off Myers but everything all the sudden turned still.

John Constantine makes his presence known.  He was able to stop time and Shaak Ti was unable to move.  Constantine began to get Michael back to his feet to finish off Shaak Ti.  Just as she was about to be killed she was able to move.

A jedi master on her last leg was able to use the force to stop the spell that was cast.  This destroyed the spell and The Wampa begins to go on a rampage forcing his way up to the office to help the jedi master.  Constantine instantly makes a move to kill the wampa.  Although he killed The Wampa it was too late for him and Meyers.  Shaak Ti made quick work of the cursed Myers and was waiting for the return of Constantine.  

Constantine knew his fate and accepted a warriors death.  Shaak Ti instantly removed the head of Constantine.  

As she began to walk away Shaak Ti was grabbed from behind and unable to react quickly enough had her throat slit and dropped to the floor.  It was none other than Michael Myers.  He has risen from many different traps and brutality and was never able to be killed.  This day was no different than the others.  Michael continues on with his rampage. 

FFL Week 9: Barkley's Turrible Decisions vs. Misunderstood Little People

Barkley’s Turrible Decisions: Nick Fury w/ Red Lantern Ring and Original Iron Man Suit (4 death), Shield Agent #6-10, Borg Queen w/ Yellow Lantern Ring and Personal Holtzman Shield, and Borg #1-10.

Misunderstood Little People: Stilgar, Asajj Ventress (4 death), Big Benito (has super duper long arms) and Fire Bender #2.

This match takes place in The Office.

We start with the Little People held up in The Office waiting for Barkley’s Turrible Decisions to arrive. Nick Fury in the Mark I barges through the front entrance into the Office and the rest of his teammates come in behind him. 

Right off the bat, the Borg Queen orders her Borg to attack Big Benito, Big Benito uses its boxing prowess to defend itself, but after not much time the Borg overtake the pizza beast and begin to eat the Big Benito as they’ve never had such good pizza before. The Borg Queen orders her Borg to stop eating the pizza, but even from the grave, the Big Benitos arms are too long for even the Borg Queen to box with such an italian-american delicacy. The Borg Queen is so focused on trying to get her Borg to focus on the battle that this allows Stilgar to sneak up behind her and slit her throat through her Personal Holtzman shield as he is very familiar with how they work. The death of the Borg Queen causes a mass confusion between the ten Borg, this allows Fire Bender #2 and Stilgar to kill all ten Borg with ease.

While this was happening Asajj Ventress was engaging in battle with Mark I Nick Fury and his shield agents. Asajj’s force abilities make it quite easy for her to dodge attacks from Nick Fury and his agents but she doesn’t have enough time in between attacks to make an offensive approach to this battle. 

After defeating the Borg and their queen Stilgar and the Fire Bender go to help Asajj. The Fire Bender burns two agents to a crisp but Nick Fury retaliates by grabbing the Bender and rips him in half using the strength of the suit. Stilgar is able to sneak behind the other two agents and take them out with ease but Nick Fury hits Stilgar with a blast of his flamethrower, killing the Fremen Leader with ease. 

Now all that’s left is Nick Fury for Barkley’s Turrible Decisions and Asajj Ventress for the Little People. Asajj  goes to do a lightsaber strike against Nick Fury but he uses his Red Lantern Ring as a shield to block the lightsaber strike. Fury then hits Asajj with his arm and knocks her into the nearby wall, then immediately shoots a missile at her. A huge cloud of smoke is beginning to dissipate but Fury is not able to see the Nightsister. Then all of a sudden Fury’s left leg has been cutoff and is knocked to the ground as Asajj used her force powers to deflect the missile into the wall next to her and then used the smoke as a way of getting behind Fury.Fury then gets creative with his Lantern Ring and uses it as a leg for the Mark I suit. 

Fury shoots a blast of flamethrower at Asajj but she uses her force powers to block the flamethrower. She then throws one of her lightsabers at Fury and cuts off the arm of the Mark I suit that has the flamethrower on it. Fury shoots another missle at her with his other arm but she dodges it with ease. Fury is now out of missiles and he does not have a flamethrower to use anymore so Asajj uses her force powers to squeeze the head of the Mark I suit until Nick Fury’s head is smashed into a pancake shape. 

Asajj then says “The darkside is strong in me, for I am Sith”. 

Week 9 Democracy: Crack Danks vs The Red Garter Guardians

Crack Danks: The Coon, Human Kite, Mosquito, Fast Pass, Super Craig, Captain Diabetes, Cole MacGrath, Family Guy Chicken w/ Force Saber

Guardians: Rumble, Laserbeak, and Ravage

Week 8: Turrible Decisions vs Empire

 Barkley’s Turrible Decisions: Flash (Wally West), Venom (Flash Thompson), Batman Who Laughs, Kwisatz Haderach Duncan Idaho, Paul Atreides “Maud Dib”, Captain Ginyu, and Balrog #1-3

Empire of Evil Midgets: John Constantine, Ancient One, Murbella, Starfire, Mercutio w/ Force Saber, Gold Dragon #2, and Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnel, Kickback

Ahh, here we are in Gerudo Town. Let’s get inside and take a break before this match starts. Wait a minute… only women are allowed in the town?? That’s gotta be sexist, no? Oh great, so they’re letting in The Ancient One, Murbella, and Starfire, but no one else can enter. This is bullshit. Now I have to sit outside with the rest of these idiot men.

Not long after, these dummies start bickering at each other, of course, until eventually they start full on fighting each other. They can’t just hang out as bros for ten minutes? It’s an all out battle, every man for themselves. I thought they were supposed to be on teams, but they obviously gave up on that one. Murbella and Starfire see the fighting outside and decide it looks fun, so they go to join in. The Ancient One, unamused, stays in the town to meditate.

It’s a bloodbath out here, it’s hard to keep up with how fast people are dying. The Flash is going lightspeed and rips apart Mercutio, Captain Ginyu, John Constantine, and Murbella before hitting one of the insecticons which still decimates Bombshell, but it slowed the Flash down enough so that when he ran into Shrapnel, the Flash got obliterated. Meanwhile, Duncan Idaho is going blow for blow with the Batman Who Laughs. Each connecting punches while also blocking many. They are even enough in skill so that they go fighting for so long that eventually they both fall to the ground from exhaustion. At the same time, Starfire sends a blast that destroys Shrapnel and Kickback, who both fall backwards onto Duncan Idaho and the Batman Who Laughs.

Switching over to the beasts, Gold Dragon #2 is taking on all 3 Balrogs. Gold Dragon #2’s metallic coat is helping keep defense up against the might of 3 balrogs, long enough so that Starfire jumps in to fight two of the Balrogs. This leaves one Balrog to Gold Dragon #2, which is simple enough for him to defeat. Starfire is struggling to keep up with both Balrogs and is meeting defeat, but not before she makes her last ditch effort. She emits a blast powerful enough so that it vaporizes herself, but also the two Balrogs and Gold Dragon #2.

All that stands in the field is Venom, waiting for the Ancient one to make her appearance. She calmly walks to the front gate, sees venom as the last standing and opens a portal and closes it on Venom, swiftly killing the host body, Flash Thompson. She stands alone amongst a field of death and wonders if her living is truly a victory. Little does she know, Paul Atreides had dressed like a woman and snuck into the town, only to sneak up to the Ancient One and stab her in the back.

Guardians Vs Sisterhood

 The Sisterhood is Darth Maul (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring & Dark Saber (-4)), White Lantern Obi Wan Kenobi, Capt. America (-4), Harambe (-4), Bonk, Skyfire, Stilgar, Duncan Idaho, & Earth Bender #1-3 & 5

The Guardians are Star Lord (-4), Groot (-4), Q (-4), Soundwave w/ Rumble, Ravage, Laserbeak, Wingthing, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Howlback, Garboid, Overkill, & Sluggest, & Scout Trooper #9-10.

Alright since this was a late match and Josh sorta runs these teams on the side, I tried something different so we doing a death race with a random winner.  Also I was lazy.  I blame Zach and that distracting dumpy 

The death race starts at Gerudo Town and these contestants have put aside there teams and joined in one large death race in honor of Kotojow.  The race starts and Stilgar in instantly hit with that Star Lord gat respectfully and died within seconds of the race beginning.  Everyone here is fighting to honor the late great Kotojow.  

Obi Wan and Darth Maul begin to fight but there efforts are null and are crushed by Harambe himself.  Yes we have the god Harambe in the race.  He is the Vegas favorite.  Beastbox, Overkill and Skyfire race ahead as they be fast transformers but their speed was their downfall.  No one was able to set off the traps set and they are the first to cross them.  All three were blown up by a land mine and nothing was left to be seen of the transformers.

The next to meet their downfall were Garboid, the scout Troopers, Groot and Capt. America.  They commenced in a valiant battle but again Harambe saw the opportunity and cleaned up the scraps from the remaining fight.

Duncan Idaho and howelback managed to make their way ahead but were not expecting the combo of Q, slugfest and Rumble to be ahead fighting.  They all get caught in the crossfire and Q is the only one who makes it out untouched and continues the race.  

We are down to just 8 competitors. Harambe, Star Lord, Laser break, Ravage, Squaktalk, Sound wave, Bonk and Q.

Harambe and Star Lord have been the most kill hungry.  In a turn of events the transformers team back up to take down Star Lord.  Q and Bonk have pissed off the only good thing that was ever in Ohio Harambe.  Harambe goes primal and destroys the remaining Transformers.  Bonk and Q's plan worked but they did not for see Harambe moving on to them.

Harambe comes out on top of the Race the only one deserving of the Honor of the great bear Katojow.  He was prideful of his race.

Week 8 Consortium: Crack Danks vs House Elves

House Elves: Luke Skywalker (4 deaths), Shredder, Sandworms #10-18, Wild Men #1-2, Enfys Nest, Sebulba, Ginaz Swordsmen #1-5, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-5, Suk Doctor #1-2, Arsenal, Liono (4 deaths), Dothraki #7-10, Dothraki Horse #7-10, Bowser Jr., Janet Reno (in wooden armor), Nikola Tesla, and Airbender #4

Crack Danks: Pinhead, Blackbolt, Taskmaster, War Machine (4 death), Colossus, Chicken from Family Guy w/Force Saber, Gold Member 8, Sandtrout 1-3

TEAM Vs. The Striders of Rohan

 TEAM is God Emperor Leto II, Beta Ray Bill, The Constructicons:  Bonecrusher, Buckethead, High Tower, Long Haul, Quick Mix, & Scavenger, and Nekron.

The Striders of Rohan are Norma Cenva (w/ a green lantern ring), Grand Master Luke Skywalker, The Father, Son, & Daughter of Mortis, and Fish Dancer #1-10.

God Emperor Leto II comes crashing out of the sands of Gerudo Town with a fearsome vengeance as the battle commences with fury.  The Striders ranks scatter; but remain in a defensive posture as they are thrown by the wormsign of Leto.  The Striders also find themselves flanked on each side by Nekron and Beta Rey Bill, while Leto gives the order for the Constructicons to merge to form the most dreaded Decepticon:  Devastator.  

The incredible, all female hand to hand combatants known as the Fish Dancers form up against Devastator; but the battle is not permitted to happen by the Kwisatz Haderach before them.  You see, The Fish Dancers were an excellent play in the desert by most standards; but not against the one person in the entire Universe wide Imperium who can control them with ease.  The God Emperor uses his telepathic link to remind the Fish Dancers of their pledged and unending loyalty to him.  They all instantly and ceremoniously turn off their Holtzman Shields, unsheathe their knives and stab themselves upward through the bottom of their mouth between their chin and neck to minimize their blood loss.  As the body belongs to them; but the body's water belongs to the tribe of the Laisan Al Gaib.  

Norma Cenva and Luke Skywalker have each taken cover in separate rock outcroppings; but are speaking to each other through a mental connection.  They wish to formulate a plan to defeat the man turned sandworm.  Beta Rey Bill and Nekron are atop an even higher rock peak, where they are outnumbered; but holding their own against the Mortis family.

Nekron corrupts the soul of the Daughter of Mortis, turning her own light-sided goodness against her and vanquishing her life; but is unable to take such control of the Father and Son.  Beta Rey Bill sends Stormbreaker through the face of the Father, while The Son carries out his rage, making him more powerful, and uses The Dark Side of The Force to rip Nekron limb from limb.  The Son then turns to Beta Rey Bill as Stormbreaker is returning to him.  Beta Rey Bill moves in swiftly towards The Son, who merely waives his hand, causing Stormbreaker to materialize into dust.  Beta Rey Bill is shocked by the loss of his holy weapon; but does not break stride.  He uses his bare hands to break the neck of The Son of Mortis instead.  Beta Rey Bill's victory is short-lived as he is hit by a perfectly thrown lightsaber to his neck by Luke, who then retrieves it back to himself with the power of The Force.  

Now exposed, Luke leaps out from his hiding spot and begins to enact the plan laid out by he and Norma.  Luke is basically acting as a distraction as he moves quickly attacking the thick scales and sand trout armor of Leto.  Norma then reveals herself and folds space around the giant Leto in an attempt to send him anywhere but here.  But it is revealed that as the Kwisatz Haderach, Leto II truly can be in many places at once.  Although Norma has the power to move entire starships, her trick does not work here against The Tyrant Emperor of the Universe.  Leto leaps from the sand and swallows Norma Cenva whole.  But as the mouth of Leto is closing, Norma's green lantern ring comes flying out and finds the person on the planet with by far the most wil power.  Grandmaster Jedi Luke Skywalker, now equipped with a green lantern ring takes flight and uses The Force to lift the monstrous Leto from the ground.  Suspended in air and unable to move Luke cuts off the supply of oxygen and melange to the lungs and organs of Leto, in hopes to kill him once and for all.  The massive Devastator begins pounding on the green aura created by Luke; but even with the incalculable strength of the Decepticon Gestalt, the aura is holding.  This continues for sometime until Devastator is eventually able to break through the aura; but not before Leto falls to the ground in a lifeless heap.  The near dead Luke Skywalker lies on the ground in a deep trance, knowing that he has accomplished his goal of defeating Leto.  His body disapears and becomes one with The Force, right before the only survivor Devastator's massive foot comes down upon him.  <<TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!>>

FFL Week 8: AAA vs. Affirmative Action Popeyes

AAA: Sandworms #1-5, Poggle the Lesser (-4), Sun Fac, (-4), Indiana Jones, Henry Jones Sr., Old Fett, Fennec Shand, Boba’s Gammorean Guard #1-2, Vampire Superman (-4), Dormammu, John Bennet, and Ted

Popeyes:  Gandalf the White w/ Blue Lantern Ring, Cyclops, Archangel, Beast, Iceman, T-2, T-1000, and Andre the Giant w/ Dragon Lance 

This battle takes place in the desert community of Gerudo Town.

We start out with Affirmative Action Popeye’s taking a defensive position in Gerudo Town. 

The desert community is quiet, Cyclops yells out “Does anyone see anything”, team members of Popeyes yell out from various sections of the village, various versions of the word no. 

Eventually after waiting a while, Cyclops hears a noise of sand moving and a deep bellowed scream, Andre the Giant was swallowed by a Sand Worm. Cyclops turns around and then sees his X-Men teammates, Archangel, Beast and Iceman get swallowed by a sand worm. Now Cyclops’ mental is even more fucked.

Now the rest of Ashoka’s Acrobatic Assassins attack Affirmative Action Popeyes. Cyclops goes on a raged fit (cause his mental be fucked) and kills Sun Fac, Poggle the Lesser, John Bennet, Ted, Old Fett, Fennec Shand & Boba’s Gamorrean Guards. A sand worm then comes from under the desert and swallows Cyclops. While Cyclops is being swallowed he is shooting his lasers and kills the Sand Worm but he still dies from the worm. 

Indiana Jones, Henry Jones Sr., and Vampire Superman goes to put in work against the Terminators. T-2 and T-1000 killed the Jones father son duo with ease. Vampire Superman easily destroys the Terminators with his laser eyes. 

While that battle was going on, Gandalf the White uses his magic powers and Blue Lantern Ring to suck the Sand Worms out of the sand and then uses his Blue Lantern Ring to create one large sword to cut through all of the 4 remaining sand worms with ease. 

After those battles there was only Vampire Superman and Dormmamu left for the Acrobatic Assassins while all that’s left for Affirmative Action Popeyes is Gandalf the White w/ a Blue Lantern Ring. 

Vampire Superman goes in to put in work against Gandalf. Gandalf summons the Flame of Anor and uses it to block multiple laser beams from Superman’s eyes. Superman then resorts to using his fists to attack Gandalf but Gandalf uses his staff and Blue Lantern Ring to block the blows with ease.Superman then resorts to use his super speed and starts to throw punches at the speed of light but he’s not able to break through almost invincible shield comprised of a combination of his Flame of Anor and his Blue Lantern Ring. Superman is astonished as he very rarely sees a being who has defended against superman's abilities with such ease. Superman then says to Gandalf “Who are you and where do you come from?”. Gandalf replies with “I am Gandalf the White, Wielder of the Flame of Anor. I come from Middle Earth where I am tasked with protecting Middle Earth and am known by many names there.” Superman replies with “well you won’t be able to protect Middle Earth anymore after this battle” and he goes to fly into Gandlaf head on. They collide and there is a light bright enough to blind a normal human. Once the light finally settles, Vampire Superman is found dead on the ground and Gandlaf is seen standing, but his staff was destroyed in the collision and is visibly weakened. 

Dormammu then floats in and kills Gandalf with ease, as the White Wizard wasn’t strong enough to keep up with the Magic Being.

Democracy Week 8: Dinomites vs Gentle

Dinomites: Link w/ Master Sword, Hylian Shield, and Green Lantern Ring (last life),  Anakin Skywalker (last life), Mento, Elasti-Girl, Robot-Man, Negative Man, and Lil' Beast Boy, Urbosa, and Kingdom Come Dr. Fate (last life)

Gentle: Kratos, Atreus, Miles Morales, Killa, Mister Negative, Rage w/ Red Lantern Ring, Surter, and 5 Forerunners